1.

Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search:

Simon needs help

2.

Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:

Simon looks like he wants to gouge his eyeballs out and stuff them in his ears so he can experience total sensory deprivation. (lololololololololol)

or - Simon looks like a fool

still more -i love that simon looks like he's trying to choke ryan

3.

Type in "[your name] says" in Google search:

Do what Simon Says (lol)


4.

Type in "[your name] has" in Google search:

Simon has had 14 years experience in the construction / development industry


5.

Type in "[your name] wants" in google search

Simon Wants To Get Britney Back On Track

or - Simon Wants to Fly


6.

Type in "[your name] takes" in Google search:

Auntie Simon Takes a Husband (lol)


7.

Type in "[your name] is" in Google search:

Simon is instead the representative of God's archenemy, Satan


8.Type in "[your name] admits" in Google search:

Simon admits Grease show is flop?


9.Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search:

Buy this Simon Hates Me. T-shirt

or -simon hates software


10. Type in "[your name] loves" in Google search:

SIMON LOVES PIES (lol)