Kev Cash

Enemies are like farts, put them behind you (Y)

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  • Zuletzt aktiv: 28 Wochen her
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Über mich

Motto
High Rolling, Low Riding
Ich über mich
I love Corie, with all my heart.
She's my everything.

That's all you need to know.
Meine bessere Hälfte
Corie-Leigh Wiles

Corie-Leigh Wiles

She's my gorgeous Fiancée and i love her very much

Music
The Duke, Usher, John Cena, Eminem, Timbaland, PANIC! At The Disco, Three Days Grace, Mario, Ray J, Nelly, R Kelly, RA, Fozzy, Saliva, 50 Cent, Tony Yayo, D12, Justin Roman
Films
Waynes World 1 & 2, Austin Powers 1, 2, 3, The Marine Cannibal! The Musical, BASEketball, Orgazmo, Nightmare Before Christmas ^_^, Happy Gilmore, Anger Management, Ready 2 Rumble
Sports
Wrestling.....JOHN CENA IS THE BEST
Drinks
Toilet Duck
Happiest When
I'm with Corie, I'm Watching Wrestling Or When I Wrestle With M8's
Fucked When
I Have 2 Explain Myself
Has
A slight erection from looking at the RSPCA site...
Not really

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  • righto then

    ok then i am bored, gunna type in sum random stuff ok soooo

    sheep, mule, hairy mammotth, duck, ice, fridge, toilet, bath, shower, elmo, wee wee, poo, bee, boo, booby, legs, head, shoulders, cheese, king, queen, jester, rabbit, alluminnium, tootsie, fruity, radar, oblon, machete and thats about it lol
    yea dont ask wat thats all about i just think its weird lol

    heres a lil thingy thing:

    i am alone and i have no mates
    when im alone i tend to masturbate
    so stay by my side to prevent me from the wank
    coz i'm saving my love piss for the sperm bank
    people call me creepy i say "dam right"
    then i get sleepy and am out most of the night
    im secretly a monkey but im dressed as a lad
    sorry that my costume smells funky, it's the best they had
    and the forehead is big just like an oompa loompa
    its so big i class it as a next of kin i even issued it a jumper
    i'm getting bored typing so Kev Kev is going now
    don't you feel better reading this??? i feel u do....somehow
    Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?????

    Lol and if u read this then im sorry u had 2 lol

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  • Bateria
    Bateria

    sup Kev,
    Hope u good- chk out the new footage with DJ Premire in studio working on new House of repz single.
    check out the new footage w/ Dj Premier in the studio.
    enjoy-
    http://www.youtube.com/houseofrepz

    66 Wochen her
  • Lee Rose
    Lee Rose

    it probabley will be that college is on the same road as the hospital you would know more then me as ive never been to that college or seen it or know where it is id hate to go to college up there

    and thats ashame you would have had a good picture drawn of you ill have to send you a picture of mine and mos one day

    hi to stu and talk to u soon

    89 Wochen her
  • Lee Rose
    Lee Rose

    i still remember walking around in college with you and stu dressed up in a freddy costume and stu trying to get rid of me because the girls was looking and laughing at me and not looking at him and when i wasnt there they was looking at you instead

    nd if you wanna get rid of your acne i suggest you ask your docter to see a dermatologist as i been to see 1 twice last time on thursday i was given seem tablets been taking them for 4 days i feel i have had a massive improvement no more big red inflamed 1s which kill when you catch them and the place is at princess royal hospital close to bransholme and sutton

    90 Wochen her
  • Lee Rose
    Lee Rose

    id wouldnt like standing on hull college as i dont really like heights and i dont like been picked up either but i do in the rent boy way
    i think getting a job in the eep would be almost ace because its different and seems calming and nice and if your feeling chavvy you can stand at the glass window and threaten the sharks

    you ever thought of been a professional footballer you could prance around in the middle of the pitch exposing your self youd get beckham and co drueling that your a nice young hansom pretty man and while there admiring your balls you could do something they couldnt do and score a goal and youd get 200000 a week to and they dont even have to touch you either just dont go in the shower you could fall down pretend to be injuried and dont have to play for 200k for 2 months as well

    the stu thing was ace id have pissed my self with laughing i think your dad is funny even though havent seen much of him love quick, sarcastic remarks to stupid comments

    90 Wochen her
  • Lee Rose
    Lee Rose

    you didnt nothing special but at least you spent time with with the people that mean the most to u whats the 360 like? and family guy is good seen bits off it but not sure what blue harvest is? suppose that was a good present abit different i remember when we had that 1 on dida when the crimson chins dad came did you get 1 with callum? i got 1 with mo on it i actuley look better think he was been very kind and i would worry about that then but then again me and you and me are the odd ones for not looking like chavs and walking down the street telling people i.e 5 year olds or adults if in a gang how hard we are
    my birthday was so crap it was criminal but then agains its just a date

    and id fancy standing ontop of hull college shouting ive been raped by michael jackson and chucking plastic noses down or i could expose myself to the world but id have to explain for the jacko thing that i have actuley been to neverneverland and not talking out my arse

    90 Wochen her
  • Lee Rose
    luv Lee Rose

    thanks alot i hope you had a better 1 then me

    mine was ace first i had to go to asda and do our shopping then the cash machine ate my mams debit card then i had to go to my nanas for a card etc and listen for a few hours about washing and ironing the curtains etc so my birthday was superb i really hope i have another just like it on my 21 st birthday i will have a proper birthday when im happy and got everything in order i feel old at 20

    how about your birthday was it good crap same boring ?and what did u get your mam for mothers day i got mine a remote control dalek and a card

    90 Wochen her
  • Lee Rose
    Lee Rose

    im ok you ill feel better when i can do something different from the boring everyday tasks when i can get on top of things

    Are you sending me a card for valentines day then not been gay or anything i love you in a weird sort of a way as your the closest person to me i know in weirdness im already getting 6 cards so far are is the list below as who they as from im really popular

    1 Anna Rexia
    2 Andres Kishmyvillie
    3 the made up girl from it@work in college mine and dave hunters abit on the side
    4 Slimfast
    5. one im sending to my self
    6. Handjobs.com they sent me one for spending all my valentines day on there website

    i should buy a laptop then i could watch porn anywhere even in the garden

    93 Wochen her
  • Lee Rose
    Lee Rose

    yeah school is a joke and college you dont seem to get a fair crack a d must be the worst reflection ever of your english skills same as my school and urs to i bet youd always get a kid sitting next to u in year 7 and 8 and ud tell him the answers and hed get moved up

    i think all these model girls hes goes out with it will be abit like jillian hall and the boogeyman in reverse where hes the weird skinny boy and all the model girls play find the birthmark and if they to they get to lick it

    bet your glad hes gone and i bet you breath easier when ur little brothers and sister go out and other kids
    its probabley abit like norbit if youve seen it : > )

    seen as daves hunters abit of a playa and when he passes his test providing nobody crashs into him trying to work out what the birthmark on his face is or the instructer refuses to get in the car he will become a pimp i cant imagine him with any gf fat skinny hugh jumbo etc

    i think i havent most of ur vids ill have to watch most of them and tell you what i think no doubt most will be funny



    94 Wochen her
  • Lee Rose
    Lee Rose

    and stick is head up a hippos arse to make is face more attractive as he his a hungry hippo to get more shit on his face

    and i really hope big show comes back at the rumble and elimates the 500 lb fat monster hes the wrestler on the front of wwe dot com when i opened it hes pathectic aprantley alot of people stopped watching it when he took his pjs off i havent followed it much for the past few weeks but that must be to good matchs for you
    hardy vs orten and mysterio vs edge

    95 Wochen her
  • Lee Rose
    Lee Rose

    that pic is unbelievabley good another master creation by you i think id look awful as a chav because im the oppersite to most chavs im tall and built where chavs are small and really skinny and people like me and you dont need gangs to fight our battles when i see a set of bollards on the night in front of me i always think its a gang of chavs

    i might try firefox my sister has it hopefulley ill get better with my spelling and good job ive had you for 3 and half years my personal english teacher what did u get in your english think it was a d wasnt it but if you had have tryed harder or not messed about if you did or liked the subject you would have got an a

    so funny you can imagine him with his legs in the air and trying to get his bollocks in his mouth thats why hes tall and stretchy still remember at college when he used to say how many girls wanted to be made pregnant by him and loads of babys with birth scars and moles on there face heard he wants to go to a zoo and ...

    95 Wochen her
  • Lee Rose
    Lee Rose

    you always make me piss my self your just a credit to life and im honuered (you can spell that) to be your friend

    you caught me out again i put my bollocks between my legs cross my legs and walk about swinging my arse while shouting im a lady im a lady im just a big giant cross dressing pansie as it proved with my pathectic queen atempt i just love the way a dress hugs my curves and makes me look atractive

    it was to proper take the piss out of chavs can you see the billy mcchav seems i cant see it

    95 Wochen her
  • Lee Rose
    Lee Rose

    or go on gay jobs for slightley gay men. com or get a gay happy job as elton johns personal trainer thats sick naa you want a job in the navy

    ive been to cinema lately to see st trinians it ace have u seen it would be a good film for you and corie or family to watch so funny ive seen rush hour 2 and the simpsons and if you have seen norbit the woman is my future gf

    ive just looked at my friends and do u remember dave hunter or more apropriatley called shitface i remember in our hull college certificate thing in city hall after it at work u was there he was talking to me about all the page 3 models hes bedded hell ive go more chance of going to bed with the queen not that i want to if i spoke my mind like i do now i would have made his night hell and he would have complained to lesley
    and thinking back to dida what did u get dont know if i asked you thats what lost my heart with college i got a credit for 4 units for the best work there will ever be on dida pathectic

    96 Wochen her
  • Lee Rose
    Lee Rose

    sorry i didnt reply straight away its been on my to do list for a few days

    cant imagine his last name been wallace his mr kennedy kennady name is better i get what u mean i barely understand scots to bet you get alittle better when you get used to her and stu as a slight accent doesnt he

    wow thats a real alot just for the controllers alone is alot do u buy have the net or from shops because the prices are alot cheaper generalley on the net

    yeah ur right if ur hair loss is certain to happen i think ill shave my hair off in the future hate it growing long for me which most people would call short

    in big show is a naturual for wrestling isnt he where boxing i think requires stamia which he hasnt got

    mortal kombat is ace i like games like that tekken dead or alive etc

    i havent been doing to much just still trying to get sorted which will take a fair few weeks

    if you ever need a job desperatley i mean real desperatley just go on my fav website

    96 Wochen her
  • Lee Rose
    Lee Rose

    hell he will probabley end up with his own farm then i bet he watches wallace and gromit a close shave with intrest
    yeah with consoles you need like 100s to thousands of pounds just to keep occupied dont you im goner wait while they come down a bit i bet the mortal combact is ace with the movements i used to play an old version on my sega saturn it was good

    i think you would look good with a bandana i bet you would look like a proper wrestler with the hair your tatoos and ur clothes and body form

    bet you hope cena comes back a bit different and doesnt reclaim the title straight away and for the big show im amazed hes come back he was on about big show been a slave name he was training to be a pro boxer but must of had enough would be hard him been so big inless he was fast then he would be unstopable

    ill have a follow wwe.com and youtube abit more then ive layed of it for a month or so

    97 Wochen her
  • Lee Rose
    Lee Rose

    ill have to look up jeff hardy all i know about him is hes better then ever before and thats smart taking advantage while u can cant really imagine what it would look like on you till you had it one good think about long hair is if you look like a pratt you can shave it off but i reckon it would look good on you
    cheers for that im amazed more dont do it and the wii is expensive and hard to get but defanatley seems worth it have u had the most fun on it
    i was only joking dont think u would ever go gansta and whats wrestling like now is better or not is cena back etc
    and thats real bad cant imagine what it would be like if you still liked her something you dont think about the main 1 i liked was baby spice out of spice girls but now they come back old its awful
    and thats good we had a okay christmas and you will end up doing something like me where stu obviousley wont but hes still a nice kid cant believe he survied 2 years at college

    97 Wochen her
  • Lee Rose
    Lee Rose

    and your two things sound ace whats the wii like i want 1 in the near future seems to be the best 1 which is the 1 that you can play your own music to games i know at least 1 you can and did you all have a good christmas new year etc you corie and ur family

    and whats stu do now anyway saw your look alike picture and brought him back to my head

    97 Wochen her
  • Lee Rose
    Lee Rose

    yeah im running out of words to say its like talking to a wall that talks back in a forgien language i have a good chuckle all the time at some of the crap they come up with

    whats the jeff hardy hairstyle is it that really long coloured style or is it like a big bush of pubic hair and i hope ur not going all gansta on me if so ill have to get u a water pistol for ur 20th and some nettles

    nothing exiciting with my time im just trying to repair 2 years of damage from a serious lazy streak dont forgot michael jackson is innocent just ask macaley mcculkin or what ever his name is im also starting a britney spears campaign also isnt it amazing at some celebs you used to fancy as a kid turn out to be a joke i.e sooner fancy shrek now im been playing grand turismo 4 on ps2 wanted to complete it i have smackdown vs raw 2008 since it come out but its so easy i got bored u dont even have to do anologe moves to win on legend

    97 Wochen her
  • Lee Rose
    Lee Rose

    im great ta slowley coming back to my best im enjoying argueing with the nobheads on bebo im also enjoying sleeping with a cardboard cutout of a women and im also about to pose semi nude for the help the aged calender while on top of this im planning a bussiness while trying to get the energy to start boxing and i only enjoy talking to my invisable friend called boris about the weather in germany in my sleepness cold dark nights and i also hope to become a celebrity by knowing more then 10 people

    how about you? everything going well

    97 Wochen her
  • Lee Rose
    Lee Rose

    thats an ace name lmao but id sooner be anyone other then that pratt

    this is my best but not creative eddie keverro

    and i hope so but id need deadication and i think you would make a excellent quick wrestler when you can afford it and start wrestling again with dedication

    as for the driving cant afford it hope to in 2 to 3 months

    everone fits in the chav world dont they

    and thats sounds ace ill have to go in the future and i would think it would be easyish to get a 6 pack for you as you have a perfect body form

    as for the money i get care allowence i get £48 its not much but i need to get sorted quickley before i get the goverment on my back and we all help etc other but still not enough money but i can only improve

    do you only just survive with your money as you have more people to care about then me

    100 Wochen her
  • Lee Rose
    Lee Rose

    how can you have xeperience before you can get experience its unbelievable and the 16s is slave labour isnt where us you have to pay us nearley the full wage and the chav blood splats would be ace we have start giving them burberry monkey bars to hang around on them and everytime i see a set of ballards in the distance i always think its a set of chavs they look like penguins/ducks and most of the lasses look more manley then the men

    as for gym never been wanna go in the future im doing nothing at the mo trying to get back to myself 2 years ago what did you do in the gym
    and money is an essiental isnt it

    100 Wochen her