1 Aslan

2 Heroin (See 1)

3 Stealin'

4 Joy-ridin'

5 Saying 'Yaknowwhorrameyan?"

6 Shamrock Rovers

7 Social welfare

8 Keyin' Cars

9 Pop Idol

10 Wearing belly tops over their pale, flabby stomachs

11 Calling people 'Bud' who are not their bud

12 Compo

13 Calling people 'Pal' who are not their pal

14 Shortening words and adding the letter 'o' (Anto, Decco,Corpo)

15 Calling people 'Boss' who are not their boss

16 John Player Blue

17 Burberry

18 Burglary

19 Fair City

20 Celtic shirts

21 'Taches

22 Fireworks every night for the entire month preceeding Halloween

23 Sky Digital

24 Saying "I didn't ble_din' do tha'!"

25 Travelling in packs

26 Moochin'

27 Swearing at their babies

28 Getting their mot's preggers

29 Champion Sports

30 Christmas Lights you could see from space

31 Skippin' school

32 Skippin' bail

33 Giving their kids Monster Munch and Maltesers for breakfast on the bus

34 Standing in queues outside the dole office

35 Funtasia

36 Iceland - the food chain, not the country

37 Man U

38 Saying, "That's not my ble-din' job!"

39 Pushing prams while smoking

40 Earrings (for guys)

41 Earrings a chimpanzee could swing off (for girls)

42 Saying "He didn't do nothin'!" when he clearly did do something

43 Baseball caps

44 Sawn-off Shotguns

45 Adrian Kennedy Phone Show

46 Picking up unfinished cigarettes dropped on the street bysomeone else just after coming out of a medical centre (as God is my witness)

47 Shop-liftin'

48 Tamangos

49 Not payin' the bus fare

50 Curry Chips and a burger

51 Leaving their kids play outside on a busy road while they get hammered on a Sunday afternoon

52 Always following the word 'rich' with the word 'w@n-ker'

53 Pulling their hoodies over their heads as they're led away from the Four Courts

54 Eschewing peaceful solutions to conflict when Violent Senseless Mayhem will suffice

55 P-ing in Elevators

56 Being an authority on everything

57 Knee-cappings

58 Racism

59 A Gang of Rocker or Single Rocker with long hair!

60 Getting their hair cut so tight they look like a matchstick with ears from the back

61 Not readin' bukes

62 Starting Fights


63 Robbing Cars

64 A free gaf to rob!

65 n finally Scangers love anything,anything at all that they can rob!!!!
n WHEN CAUGHT ROBBING THEY REPLY "I PAID FOR IT!" "IT WASNT ME!" "I THOUGHT IT WAS MINE!" or the typical 100% SCUMBAG SAYS: " WHAT U SAYING" FOLLOWED BY "YOUR DEAD!"....

FUCKING IDIOTS!!!!

1.what is ur name?.........
2.du u know me well?........
3.what du u think of me?.......
4.whould u go out wit me?.....
5.wud u meet me?.......
6.wud u fuck me?.........
5.wat did u frist think of me?.........
6.du u still think the same?........
7.describe me in 3 words!...........
8.if u had me alone for 30mins wat wud u du?........
9.are we good mates?......
10.wud u think of us as more dan mates?......
11.have we ever met?.........
12.if u could say anything 2 me wat wud it be?......
13.are u going to du dis on ur blog?......

do it!!
[_] go out with me?
[_] give me your number?
[_] kiss me?
[_] let me kiss you?
[_] watch a movie with me?
[_] let me take you out to dinner?
[_] take a shower with me?
[_] be my gf?
[_] have a fling with me?
[_] take me home for the night?
[_] Would you let me sleep in your bed?
[_] re-post this for me to answer your questions?
[_] give me a piggyback ride?
[_] have a relationship with me?
[_] Dance with me?
[_] Spank that ass?
[_] Help me with homework?
[_] Tickle me to death?
[_] Let me tickle you?
[_] Stick up for me if i was being put down?
[_] Carress my body?
[_] Play strip poker with me?
[_] Say yes if i asked you out?
[_] Get wasted with me?
[_] Instant message me?
[_] Greet me in public?
[_] Hang out with me?
[_] Bring me around your friends