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I don't have a drinking problem. I drink. I get drunk. I fall down. No problem!!




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stuff i like..
funny people like ben stiller and will ferell, ya gotta love zoo-land-errrrrrr!!!
ngts out in cork wit d no.11 girls, d nurses or back home in ferrrrmoy!!
scared of...
getting old!!
missing...
auds, gone away again for another yr :( :(
clubbing &#39;09...
and the award goes to aine o sullivan...ledge:L :L
new obsession,,,
d guy from twilight..mmm;) ;)

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    • funny george bush quotes.....wat a dumbass!!!

      "The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country."
      - George W. Bush

      "If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."
      - George W. Bush

      "One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is 'to be prepared'."
      - Governor George W. Bush

      "I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future."
      - Governor George W. Bush

      "The future will be better tomorrow."
      - Governor George W. Bush

      "We're going to have the best educated American people in the world."
      - Governor George W. Bush

      "I stand by all the misstatements that I've made."
      - Governor George W. Bush

      "We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe."
      - Governor George W. Bush

      "Public speaking is very easy."
      - Governor George W. Bush

      "A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls."
      - Governor George W. Bush

      "We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur."
      - Governor George W. Bush

      "For NASA, space is still a high priority."
      - Governor George W. Bush

      "Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children."
      - Governor George W. Bush

      "It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
      - Governor George W. Bush

      "It's time for the human race to enter the solar system."
      - Governor George W. Bush

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    • It's good to be a woman....so true!!!

      1. We got off the Titanic first.
      2. We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.
      3 Taxis stop for us.
      4. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
      5. No fashion faux pas we make could ever rival Speedos
      6. We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.
      7. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
      8. We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rear end.
      9. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
      10. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
      11. We can talk to the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
      12. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we are aware that we will look like an idiot.
      13. We will never regret piercing our ears.
      14. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
      15. We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence because they aren't listening anyway.

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    • Quotes from d Podge and Rodge show.....very funny!!!

      I'm as sick as a small hospital
      >
      > I'm so hungry I'd eat a small child
      >
      > She had a face on her like a well slapped a*se
      >
      > Your' re as welcome as a f*rt in a spacesuit
      >
      > My mouth's as dry as a nuns cr@ck
      >
      > He has rubber-lined pockets so he can steal soup
      >
      > He thinks manual labour is a Spanish musician
      >
      > As funny as a burning orphanage
      >
      > He's so camp, he shites tent pegs
      >
      > I'm as sick as a plane to Lourdes
      >
      > I feel like a boiled sh1te (hungover)
      >
      > (when leaving) I'm off like a debs dress
      >
      >
      > She had a face on her that would drive rats from a barn
      >
      > As busy as the dalkey dole office
      >
      > Sweatin' like a paedophile in a Barney suit
      >
      > As tight as a nun's knickers
      >
      > I'm so horny I'd get up on the crack of dawn
      >
      > I'd crawl a million miles across broken glass to kiss the exhaust
      > of the van that took her dirty knickers to the laundry.
      >
      >
      >
      > Up and down like a hoor's knickers
      >
      > No show pony but would do for a ride around the house
      >
      > Did your mother find out who your father is yet?
      >
      > What would ye expect from a pig but a grunt
      >
      > I left her with a face like a painters radio
      >
      > A mickey the size of a double-value can of Right Guard
      >
      > Jaysus, she could breastfeed a crèche
      >
      > As fit as a butcher's dog
      >
      > She ' s got more chins than a Chinese phone book
      >
      > Not even the tide would take her out
      >
      > Mother Teresa wouldn 't kiss her
      >
      > Daz wouldn't shift her
      >
      > Des Kelly wouldn't lay her
      >
      > A sniper wouldn't take her out
      >
      > Jaysus, ya wouldn't ride her into battle
      >
      > If I'd a bag of bruised willies I wouldn't give her one
      >
      > She has a face on her like a bulldog that's just licked p*ss off a
      > nettle
      >
      > She wouldn't get a kick in a stampede
      >
      > She had a f@nny like a badly packed kebab
      >
      > If I'd a garden full of mickeys I wouldn't let her look over the
      > wall
      > Give her a boot in the hole and a bucket of mickeys would fall out
      >of her f@nny

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    • Ciara O Connor
      Ciara O Connor

      hi val
      Hi myself and my friend are having our 21st on September 4th in Rathcormac Inn and would luv if u could make it down

      hace 13 semanas
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      hace 15 semanas
    • Evelyn Collins
      Evelyn Collins

      Heya! My ole 21st is on this Sunday 12th upstairs in McDaids!! Hope ya can make it!!

      hace 33 semanas
    • Marie Hayes
      luv Marie Hayes

      It was fair epic..go on the kerry!

      Wen we goin out next??? bet u wudnt lik 2 be in edinburgh right now,,,ya me neither..

      hace 38 semanas
    • Paul Kruger Barrett
      Paul Kruger Barrett

      ya im gud :D
      o sum of dem r gas :L :L
      o ya like it was class in fairness o ya
      tiesto is rite class effect avin him high up in da box :D
      sum d.j.

      hace 38 semanas
    • Paul Kruger Barrett
      Paul Kruger Barrett

      a hu ahu ahu
      well nw like
      wats da craic c :D

      hace 38 semanas
    • Marie Hayes
      Marie Hayes

      Ur on sister...!! xxxx

      hace 39 semanas
    • Caoimhe Byrne
      luv Caoimhe Byrne

      *insert embarrassing comment here*
      ;) ;) :L

      hace 39 semanas
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    • Sara Hoskins
      luv Sara Hoskins

      Hey pet!! whats the crack all set for the party friday night?? Hows work going??

      hace 42 semanas
    • Sas
      luv Sas

      hey hun, aww dat wud b good banter but iv a 21st n lim 2 go 2!: got fyp handed up on mon so we wer on the piss for the week, lovin bein bac in coll, havin nothin 2 do!:) ne craic, must meet up wit ye d following weekend for a few sociables on a fri nite r sumthing! x

      hace 42 semanas
    • Louise H
      luv Louise H

      I know roll on thurs nite, its going so fast crazy, 9 months will fly in no time... with any luck! ya prob av 2 wait till prep 4 us all 2 b off, we can make dat our rag wk, we sud do Barrett St. dat wk! ar u working rag wk? im gutted im workin thur & fri, no 1 else seems 2 really give a shit, but im off mon & tues, so ill go out dose nites, x x x

      hace 43 semanas
    • Louise H
      Louise H

      Hey val, long time no c, hows GA going, dats wer u ar isnt it, ne news by ya! cant wait 4 thurs 2 get paid..ahhhhhhhhhhh x x x x

      hace 44 semanas
    • Sas
      luv Sas

      messy messy messy!!!

      hace 46 semanas