Alex: Appy-polly-loggies. I had something of a pain in my gulliver so I had to sleep. I was not awakened when I gave orders for awakening.
Alex: Welly, welly, welly, welly, welly, welly, well. To what do I owe the extreme pleasure of this surprising visit?
Minister: As I was saying, Alex, you can be instrumental in changing the public verdict. Do you understand, Alex? Have I made myself clear?
Alex: As an unmuddied lake, Fred. As clear as an azure sky of deepest summer. You can rely on me, Fred.
Alex: Initiative comes to thems that wait.
Alex: What we were after now was the old surprise visit. That was a real kick and good for laughs and lashings of the old ultraviolence.
Alex: We were all feeling a bit shagged and fagged and fashed, it being a night of no small expenditure.
Alex: Viddy well, little brother. Viddy well.
[first lines]
Alex: There was me, that is Alex, and my three droogs, that is Pete, Georgie, and Dim, and we sat in the Korova Milkbar trying to make up our rassoodocks what to do with the evening. The Korova milkbar sold milk-plus, milk plus vellocet or synthemesc or drencrom, which is what we were drinking. This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old ultra-violence.
Alex: There was nothing I hated more than to see a filthy old drunkie, a-howling away at the filthy songs of his fathers and going blurp blurp in between as if it were a filthy old orchestra in his stinking rotten guts. I could never stand to see anyone like that, especially when they were old like this one was.
Alex: Well, well, well! Well if it isn't fat stinking billy goat Billy Boy in poison! How art thou, thou globby bottle of cheap stinking chip oil? Come and get one in the yarbles, if ya have any yarble, ya eunuch jelly thou!
Alex: And the first thing that flashed into my gulliver was that I'd like to have her right down there on the floor with the old in-out, real savage.
Alex: It had been a wonderful evening and what I needed now, to give it the perfect ending, was a little of the Ludwig Van.
Alex: Hi, hi, hi, Mr. Deltoid!
[Alex has just struck Dim on the legs]
Dim: What did you do that for?
Alex: For being a bastard with no manners, you haven't a dook of an idea how to comport yourself public-wise, O my brother!
Dim: I don't like you should do what you've done and I'm not your brother no more and wouldn't want to be.
Alex: Watch that, do watch that O Dim, if to continue to be on live thou, dost wist?
Dim: Yarbles! Great bolshy yarblockos to you. I'll meet you with chain or nozh or britva anytime. I'm not having you aiming tolchocks at me reasonless. It stands to reason, I won't have it.
Alex: A nozh scrap anytime you say.
Dim: Doobiedoob, a bit tired maybe, best not to say more. Bedways is rightways now, so best we go homeways and get a bit of spatchka. Right-right?
[Listening to Beethoven's Ninth Symphony]
Alex: Oh bliss! Bliss and heaven! Oh, it was gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh. It was like a bird of rarest-spun heaven metal or like silvery wine flowing in a spaceship, gravity all nonsense now. As I slooshied, I knew such lovely pictures!
Alex: What you got back home, little sister, to play your fuzzy warbles on? I bet you got, say, pitiful, portable picnic players. Come with uncle and hear all proper! Hear angels' trumpets and devils' trombones. You are invited!
Alex: As we walked along the flatblock marina, I was calm on the outside, but thinking all the time - Now it was to be Georgie the general, saying what we should do and what not to do, and Dim as his mindless greeding bulldog. But suddenly, I viddied that thinking was for the gloopy ones, and that the oomny ones use like, inspiration and what Bog sends. Now it was lovely music that came into my aid. There was a window open with the stereo on, and I viddied right at once what to do.
Alex: I was cured all right
Minister: [addressing the audience] But enough of words, actions speak louder than. Action now. Observe all.

1. Full Name: Stephen Edward Patrick Joseph O'Herlihy
2. Nickname: Vets, The Veteran, Fat Ass(which i dont like) and many variations of fat names
3. Birthday: 20/3/86
4. Place of Birth: The Bons, Cork
5. Zodiac Sign: Pisces
6. Male or Female: male
7. Grade: final year BIS, its the Job
8. School: christians
9. Occupation: Student
10. Residence: Rochestown Cork
__Your Appearance___
11. Weight?: bout 13 and 1/2 i reckon prob more tho
12. Hair Color: blondey/brown
13. Hair Length: not short not long
14. Eye color: Blue
16. Height: 5ft 9 ish
17. Braces?: no
18. Glasses?: nien
19. Piercings: ears
20. Tattoos: 1 on me back

___Your 'Firsts'___

22. First best friend: Not Richie Mac
23. First Award: some hurling thing there in first year
24. First Sport You Joined: Hurling
25. First pet: Not a fuckin clue, to my knowledge we had a fish or some shit
26. First Real Vacation: Mallorca
27. First Concert: Prob Kanye when i was 19
28. First Love: dont do love

___ Favourites___

29. Movie: Snatch
30. TV programme: South Park
31. Colour: Blue or black
32. Rapper: DMX
33. Singer: Paul Simon
34. Song Right Now: Music when the lights go out - Libterines
36. Sweet: snickers but it al
37. Game to Play: Football init
38. Restaurant: Dont really go to Restaurants
39. Favourite brand: Adidas
40. Store: Schuh
41. School Subject: Maths
42. Animal: Dogs
43. Book: only one i've ever finished on my own "Got your Back"
44. Magazine: Nuts/Zoo
45. Shoes: Something stlyish

___Currently___

46. Feeling: grand lookin forward to mexico
47. Single or Taken?: Single!!
48. Have a crush: not a present
49. Eating: dont do eating
50. Drinking: ya bita water
51. Typing: ??.. sure
52. Online?: and again
53. Listening To: people in the office on the blower
54. Thinking About: my money problems
55. Wanting To: go to mexico
56. Watching: me typing
57. Wearing: gray ralph top, khakis no shoes
___Your Future___

58. Want Kids?: why not
59. Want to be Married?: ya
60. Careers in Mind: not sure anymore to be honest
61. Where do you want to live: as above
62. Car: BMW

__Which is Better With The Opposite Sex___

63. Hair color: Blonde
64. Hair length: sholders
65. Eye color: blue
66. Measurments: can you say average
67. Cute or Sexy: cute
68. Lips or Eyes: Eyes
70. Short or Tall: Bout 5" 5 ish i suppose
71. Easygoing or serious: easy going
72. Romantic or Spontaneous: bita both
73. Fatty or Skinny: Nothing skinny, shall we say toned (I'm a bit of a fat cunt so it prob wont happen)
75. Hook-up or Relationship: depends…
76. Sweet or Caring: GAY
77. Trouble Maker or Hesitant One: Again

___Have you ever______

78. Kissed a Stranger: yup
79. Had Alcohol: yup
80. Smoked: yup
81. Ran Away From Home: nope
82. Broken a bone: ya
83. Got an X-ray: ya
84. Been with someone: ya nothing long tho
85. Broken Someones Heart: doubt it
86. Broke Up With Someone: ya
87. Cried When Someone Died: ya
88. Cried At School: nope as far as i remember

___Do You Believe In___

89. God: kinda
90. Miracles: not in the loaf and fish stuff
91. Love At First sight: ya, happened richie mac he told me wiht his new girl
92. Ghosts: no
93. Aliens: not sure
94. Soul Mates: yeah
95. Heaven: yeah
96. Hell: nah doubt there a red fella pokin people in the ass with a fork
97. Angels: are they not ghosts
98. Kissing on The First Date: yeah
99. Horoscopes: nah but i read em alright
___Answer Truthfully___

100. Is There Someone You Want But You Know You Can't Have? .. "Know" i can never have? no

1 Who are you?.......
2. Are we friends?........
3. When and how did we meet?........
4. Do you hav a crush on me?.........
5. Have you ever wanted to punch me?........
6. Give me a nikname and explain why?........
7. Describe me in 1 word........
8. what was ur first impression ov me?.......
9. do u still think the same?......
10. What reminds u ov me?.....
11. If you could giv me anything wot wod it b?......
12. How well do u no me?......
13. Whens the last tym u saw me?.....
14. Eva wanted 2 tell me sumthing u couldnt?......
15. Are you goin 2 put dis on ur blog and c wot i say about u?.....