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- Me, Myself, and I
I αm αctuαlly beginning to hαte bebo, its αll αbout fαcebook now.
''hi my names mr fredrick parsley, im 45 years of age and have fathered 12 children which are made out of flour, 3 of these were tragically over cooked. Me and my mail ordered wife, Tabatha, live on the south coast of sri lanka with our pet cat, Britney, which lost 3 of its legs in world war 2. 99% of the time i am either sleeping or eating my wifes famous apple strudel and 10% of the time im watching violent porngraphy, you do the math baby '
- Kloε Wilton;
- I Looked Up And Found I Had
- Achluophobia & Coulrophobia
- The Other Half Of Me
i fucking love this child. (:
♥ Kloe Wilton makes the lushest cheesey chips in the world at midnight She also makes people sleep on her floor, which i chose not too and actually attempt to sleep on the kitchen table.
♥ Abbi used to come around my house and nick my play-doe.
♥ Tasha has got hayfever and sneezes lots, she complains i talk too much but she obviously just loves it. She always used to be late for year 2 and looks like a baby without her glasses on
♥ Vikki used all my cake money on herself in year 1 ( you know its true!)
♥ Chelsea's dad secretly loved our austin powers dance and us screaming with laugher at about 2 in the morning
♥ Josh Johnson actually has a stalker (privite joke).
4 Comments 266 weeks
Mine and Abbi's most scariest/funniest time after school.
**Sitting round the campfire** Well my dears, Chelsea , Me && Abbi went swimming, had a bloody funkay time. After a whire, Chelsea had too go home, so it was just Me && Abbi. Then suddenly, Abbi just remembers shes spent the bus money, nd i didnt know if i had enough too get us both home, so we sat there on the grass for about a while, both ringing her mum [which wouldnt fucking answerrr!], her dad, that actually blanked the fact we might have too turn into grizzly bears and hibernate untill someone answered the phone because we were stuck in Steyning. We tried my mum, but her phone was off. I was going too try my dad, but fuck it... Then.. Fortunatly.. We tried phoning her mum for one last hope, SHE ACTUALLY ANSWERED! And said she would be there in about 30mins. Me and Abbi went madddd, we were screaming with happiness cus then we realised we werent going too have too live in Steyning for the night. This doesnt sound funny at all. But bloody hell, it was FUNNY AS FUCKKKK!
I LOVE YOU ABBBIIIII! =]
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