GAA is better then soccer
15 reasons why GAA is better then soccer

1) The GAA player who played in front of 80,000 at the weekend will be
>teaching your children, selling you meat or fixing your drains on Monday
>morning. The soccer player who plays in front of 80,000 will be moaning
>about playing too many games and will be trying to sell you his
>personalised brand of leisure wear
>
>2) GAA nicknames are better. Soccer players just add a Y to their surnames
>
>3) Dublin vs Meath is a real derby. What does Utd. Vs City mean to Ronaldo
>or Sibierski
>
>4) How many soccer players does it take to screw in a light bulb? Answer
>eleven. One to stick it in and ten to surround and kiss him after he does
>it
>
>5) Soccer players go to the papers after a game. GAA players go to the pub
>
>
>6) John Terry would run a mile if he came up against Francie Bellew
>
>7) GAA teams are numbered 1-15. A soccer team reads like the lottery results
>
> All soccer players wear shin pads. Some hurlers wear helmets
>
>9) Television runs soccer. Schoolteachers run the GAA
>
>10) The GAA is about where you're from. Soccer is about who you like
>
>11) No segregation at GAA games
>
>12) No soccer team has a nickname quite as lovely as the Fighting Cocks of Carlow
>
>13) Bubble perms never made it to Croke Park
>
>14) A scoreless draw in the GAA would be quite a novelty
>
>15) Roman Abramovich can buy the League. You can't buy Sam!!
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Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped, turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air

In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground is where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin', relaxin', all cool
And all shootin' some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys they were up to no good
Started makin' trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
And said "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air"

I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said "FRESH" and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I could say this cab was rare
But I thought "Nah, forget it. Yo homes to Bel Air"

I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie "Yo homes smell ya later"
I looked at my kingdom I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air

>> > >1) 10p Mr Frosty Ice Pops on long summer days!
>> > >
>> > >2) Gordon the Gopher!
>> > >
>> > >3) You could do or tried to do the Prodigy step.
'You're no
>>good 4
>> > >me....'
>> > >
>> > >4) You owned or longed for an Adidas three
stripe tracksuit
>> > >
>> > >5) You owned a compilation tape with TOP TUNES
such as "Mr
>>Vain",
>>"What
>> > >is love" and "Rhythm is a dancer" and 'How
Bizarre, How
>>Bizarre"
>> > >
>> > >6) Girls thought Blue Mascara was cool!
>> > >
>> > >7) Girls actually fancied Garry Barlow more than
Robbie
>>Williams
>> > >
>> > > The Racoons! (nuff said)
>> > >
>> > >9) You owned a pair of Nike Air Max, and wore
them to death
>> > >
>> > >10) Mr Motivator (What ever happened to him?)
>> > >
>> > >11) Running on the spot dancing!
>> > >
>> > >12) You wore leggings/cycling shorts with long
>> >t-shirts
>> > >
>> > >13) You owned a Bennetton, NafNaf, sweater shop
jumper or
>>waistcoat
>> > >
>> > >14) Girls owned scrunchies in an array of
colours and tacky
>>headbands
>> > >with their names written on in thick glitter
>> > >
>> > >16) You bought Smash Hits for the song lyrics
and the immense
>>amount
>>of
>> > >stickers that you would stick everywhere!
>> > >
>> > >17) You had a pen pal
>> > >
>> > >1 You could only watch the Simpson's on sky
>> > >
>> > >19) On a Saturday afternoon you watched
Catchphrase,
>>Gladiators,
>> > >Generation Game, Noels House Party and then
Casualty
>> > >
>> > >20) You taped the Pepsi Chartshow on radio one
and tired in
>>vain to
>> > >pause the tape before the annoying guy talked
and ruined the
>>whole
>> > >thing.
>> > >
>> > >21) Cans of Coke were 25p
>> > >
>> > >22) 10p Space Raiders Crisps
>> > >
>> > >23) A grey Fruit of the
>> >Loom jumper was a must have
>> > >
>> > >24) Sharkie & George were the crimebusters of
the sea
>> > >
>> > >25) Puffa jackets
>> > >
>> > >26) You used the line "it's a free country"
every day
>> > >
>> > >27) The Sky Sports Blimp!
>> > >
>> > >2 Impulse body spray for girls
>> > >
>> > >29) Hooch Alcoholic Lemonade (where's it gone?!)
>> > >
>> > >30) 'Don't forget your toothbrush', 'TFI' and
Big Breakfast
>>with
>>Chris
>> > >Evans
>> > >
>> > >31) You had at least one troll
>> > >
>> > >32) You know the dance to Macarena and Saturday
Night. You also
>>tried
>>to
>> > >scat like Scatman John! Bi bat ba ba da bo...
>> > >
>> > >33) You watched Baywatch and longed for the day
that Eddie &
>>Sharni
>>got
>> > >together!
>> > >
>> > >34) You watched Byker Grove 'ha ha ha whatcha
laughin at!' (the
>> > >themesong ending), and saw PJ get shot in the
eye with a
>> >paintball!
>> > >
>> > >35) PJ and Duncan not Ant and Dec! Dodgy Pop Not
Dodgy
>>Presenting!
>> > >
>> > >36) Shellsuits & bumbags!
>> > >
>> > >37) You longed to live in Beverley Hills 90210
>> > >
>> > >3 Home and Away was a prime time ITV programe
watched by
>>millions
>> > >
>> > >39) You owned a Spice Girls album
>> > >
>> > >40) Fruit salads and black jacks!
>> > >
>> > >41) Strike it lucky on a sunday night with
Michael Barrymore
>>when he
>>was
>> > >straight & married
>> > >
>> > >42) Chain letters
>> > >
>> > >43) You had fake ID
>> > >
>> > >44) You remember Todd Landers in Neighbours
>> > >
>> > >45) You religiously watched Saved by the Bell on
a Saturday
>>morning!
>> > >
>> > >46) You more than likely lost/nearly lost a
wobbly tooth on a
>>wham
>>bar!!
>> > >
>> > >47) CK one (probably the fake one from the
market)
>> > >
>> > >4 Going Live, then
>> >Live and Kicking was the place to be on a Saturday
>> > >Morning - you know you remember the number 0181
811 8181
>> > >
>> > >49) You knew every word to the theme tune from
Fresh Prince of
>>Bel
>>Air
>> > >
>> > >50) You collected Premier League Stickers and
did swops at
>>playtime
>> > >
>> > >51) Girls wore crappy lips