The Mudgee Dragons Rugby League Football club is a Group 10 rugby league team. The team is based within the township of Mudgee but boasts many 'non local' signings. The most consistant, damaging new signing of the year is a man by the name of Andrew ' the un-born calf" Young. Aswell as this key signing the club also boasts such signings as Dave 'the fat dave taylor' Morrison and Matthew 'dirt face' Roberts. The club boasts much indigenous talent with midseason recruit Jamie 'red nut' Bayliss and the consistant, 2006 trainer of the year, Mitchell 'stringbean' Kelly. The Mudgee Dragons has had many problems throughout the 07 season with many players sighted for alcohol related problems. Many of the players involved were warned and as a result two key players walked out on the club. the players cannot be named for legal reasons however the quotes 'shutup jackie' and ' i didnt think i played that good until i watched the video, but i played awesome' should give you an idea who they are. there has also been many other contraversies throughout the season including Michael 'muffin Top' Best's shock ommission from the Group ten team, the confiscation of the hawks v Mudgee fight and the limited game time Cameron ' the duck waddle' McCall has been given all year. The dragons continued there contraversy the past wkend defeating Bathurst Panthers and also having their coach warned and repremanded by the judicary for calling one of his key players 'a deaf sped c bomb'. The dragons will win the competition if they see the return of star winger Matthew 'superstar' Clarkson.
The club was shocked after the club was informed Bradley ‘pornstar’ Maddens resignation after just 3 matches with the club following his on again, off again relationship with the club. Bryce ‘bruzer’ Hanson has also informed coaching staff and club officials that he has retired from competitve sports and has taken up extreme carpet laying. This however seemed a far fetched story and many believe the true reasons for his retirement was that he never ecieved one of Roger ‘dodger’ Langs awards and that the club did not supply team singlets (what ever that means).
The 2007 team is:
1) Benjamin ‘1st grade’ Millhouse
2) Matthew ‘dirtface’ Roberts
3) Samuel ‘ginge’ Crowe
4) Lewis ‘Donkey’ Schneider
5) Thomas ‘Batty boy’ Baddock
6) Anthony ‘fuk’ Lang
7) Timothy ‘MC Hammer’ Condon
BJ ‘shot dale’ Myott
9) Jono ‘Pono’ George
10) Dave ‘lego man’ Morrison
11) Adam ‘ the man with the mane delivering pain’ Pandelis
12) Andrew ‘un-born calf’ Young
13) Matthew ‘dunno’ Fergus
14) Cameron ‘duckwaddle’ McCall
15) Jamie ‘redsac sock fucker’ Bayliss
16) Michael ‘muffintop’ Best
17) Sebastian ‘nige’ Flack
1 Simon 'aww I dunno'Pandelis
19) Christopher 'Shaft' Michaelides
20) Mitchell 'stingbean' Kelly
21) Matt 'superstar' Clarkson

Coach - Jamie 'needledick' Thompson
Manager - Roger 'get fucked' Lang

M- success comes easily to you
I- you have a fine ass
C- you're wild and crazy
H- your funny and loveable
A- you like to drink
E- you're a damn good kisser
L- you live to have fun

J- Everyone loves you.
A- You like to drink
M- Success comes easily to you
E- You're a damn good kisser
S- you're loyal to those you love

B- you like people
E- you're a damn good kisser
S- you're loyal to those you love
T- you are not judgmental



A- You like to drink.
B- You like people.
C- You're wild and crazy.
D- You have one of the best personalities ever.
F- People adore you.
E - You're a damn good kisser.
G- You never let people tell you what to do.
H- You are funny and loveable.
I - You have a fine ass
J- Everyone loves you.
K- You are really silly.
L- You live to have fun.
M - Success comes easily to you
N - You are absolutely beautiful.
O- You are one of the best in bed.
P- You are popular with all types of people.
Q- You are a hypocrite.
R - Fuckin sexy.
S - You're loyal to those you love.
T - You are not judgemental.
U- You really like to chill.
V- Easy to fall in love with.
W- You are very broad minded.
X- You never let people tell you what to do.
Y- One of the best bfs/gfs anyone could ask for.
Z- Always ready.