You Know ur Arab When. . . .

You refer to your dad's friends as Amoo.

You have an endless supply of pistachios, dates, and pumpkin seeds...

Your parents say you're becoming westernized anytime you get into trouble.

You curse at your teachers or strangers in Arabic.

You can spot Arabs a mile away and you know they've have spotted you because they keep staring.

After a family meal, the women fight to the death over who should wash the dishes while the men sit on their behinds and discuss politics, waiting for their tea.

Your parents want you to become a doctor or engineer.

you use your forehead and eyebrows to point something out...

Your mother yells at the top of her lungs to call you to dinner even if
youre in the next room.

you have at least thirty cousins.

You arrive one or two hours late to a party and think it's normal.

You are standing next to the largest suitcases at the Airport.

You talk for an hour at the front door when leaving someone's house.

You say bye 17 times on the phone.

Your parents still scream at the top of their lungs when making long distance calls.

You still came back home to live with your parents after you graduate.

You teach Westerners swearwords in your Arabic.

You always say "open the light" instead of "turn the light on".

You always say drink cigarettes, instead of smoke cigarettes.

Your parents drink 6 cups of tea a day.

You've had a shoe thrown at you by your mother.

You say "estubid" and "owet" for "stupid" and "out"

Your Mum hits u with anything that is near her, anything from a
shoe to a bowl

Your parents brag about you even if you're bad

You smoke as if it were your last day on earth...and you only smoke apple or manga sheesha

You wear more cologne than deodorant

You put tahina in and on everything and brag about how healthy it is

You gossip about your own family...with members of your own
family

You eat kofta at least 4 times a week

You cook a meal that lasts a week

You pity anyone who is not an Moroccan/Egyptian and think all other cultures are morally corrupt

You watch the hell out of the Arabic channel

You "get down" from the car instead of "getting out" of it (say it in arabic.. told u!!)

You act like you want to pay, but in reality you hate to pay

You have a gold necklace of your name written in Arabic

You own and/or play a tabla

Your middle name is your father's first name

You play cards till the break of dawn

Your Mum says things like: put za sings in za sing

You can't have a meal without 3aish (bread)

You feel proud when someone famous or a celebrity has any
Arabic blood in them

You teach your english friends Arabic words (mostly bad ones) and get happy when they use them in normal conversations

Your favorite food is warah 3aneb, but you are embarrassed to tell your friends that you eat leaves for dinner

You get really happy and call the whole family to the room when there is a special or documentary on Moroccan/Egyptians or anything Arabic related on CNN or PBS

You have lefa hair...and if you don't, u have curly hair

Your father swears at you with words that effect himself 'ya bent or ebn el k**lb...'

you have full faith in the Moroccan/egyptian international football team and know they could beat brazil if only given the chance

your really proud of 'mido' at the moment even if u dnt support
Tottenham. Big up spurs still.

aside zamalek or ahly you either support ManChester united or Real Madrid

Your nodding and laughing your head off rite now.

Wats ur name
Are we close?
Wat do u think of me?
Do u have a crush on me?
If i told u i had a crush on u wat wud u do
Would u kiss me?
Describe me in 3 words?
If u had me for 30 Mins wat would u do?
Wat was ur first impression of me?
Do u still think the same?
Wat reminds u of me?
If u could give me anything wat would it be?
How well do u know me?
Wat do u like best about me
Ever wanted 2 tell me something u couldnt?
Could u ever love me?
Give me a nickname and explain why?
Are u guna put this on ur blog and see wat i say bout u?
Anything 2 say b4 u go?

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