Turbo Tait
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Life Cycle
I think the life cycle is all backwards You should start out dead and get it out of the way.
Then, you wake up in an old folks home feeling better every day.
You get kicked out for being too healthy; go collect your pension, then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.
You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.
You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous and you get ready for High School.
You go to primary school, you become a kid , you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a baby, and then...
You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions; central heating, room service on tap, larger quarters every day, and then, you finish off as an orgasm!!
I rest my case.......2 Comments 377 days
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6 days ago
Charissa
No way, that's awesome! We'll need to have a night out and get the drinks in then! Wot u doing here then?
Shame you missed Metallica, was a great show. When's your next gig? Think I'm gonna go see 5fdp next week. Hopefully catch up soon then bud for a few. Hope all well. xxx -
1 week ago
Charissa
Hey!!!
Great to hear from u! Haha, yes of course I remember! Raging though cos it broke! Yeah that was an awesome night! I thiught I might have bumped into u guys at Metallica but no joy. All is well here thanks, how's things way up north? U guys down for any gigs soon? Hope all well, xxx! -
Ashley Walterson2 weeks ago21st November, my bday pub crawl startin 3.30pm Flints. Dress code - Something i can arrest.. let your imagination go wild!! Drag as much folk as you can!
Ashley xx
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Andrew Clubb3 weeks agothe world is a large item of fruit, and we can only hope for hope
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Tracey Hunter
good thanx, much news wi you? i seen all da photos. aabody's costumes wir brilliant. bit freaked oot wi yvette's contacts tho!!!
looked lik a right fun.
laura came doon to visit fae thursday til sunday. she telt uni she wis ill.
we went to see coldplay at wembley stadium on friday. went into london on saturday since laura hadna been a4. went to the london dungeons which wis great fun. she's spikin aboot comin to see me again next easter so musta enjoyed hersel.
xxx
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Daniel Gear9 weeks agoU R A PENIS
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Stevo9 weeks agoJobs goin awesome were contracted out to shell an on standby at the curlew field at the mo about 115 miles fae aberdeen. weathers stunning today thought da good weather had past bt da sun is shining
has du gt d costume fir da carnage bus dis sat??!!
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Stevo9 weeks agoOLA! wit news? am just lookin at sea and ugly bits o steel they cal oil rigs! wens glasgow happenin? howz da manly car goin?
no man love left! sl just sook de pilly wen i git hom!!!
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Xx Ashaleeyy Xx9 weeks agoEh Liam, I realised we have 'matching' Eashness pictures hah.
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Jesus10 weeks agoRSVP COLIN JOHNSON AND CHAZ TO BE MARRIED JULY 13th, stag do week earlier i need all men with amsterdam related fun time intentions.
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Daniel Gear11 weeks agoGet yun muckle photo aff dy page you mutant gimp!
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Princess Sofia
i agree. so not drinking till after me run noo. and NEVER drinking wit you dudes again. its serious laaaaaak.
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Yetti13 weeks agoYO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ur All Invited Tae My Birthday Bus On Sat Da 5th Of Sept!!!!
Theme - Heavy Metal or Zombies
Place - 1:00pm at Thule
Please can u get back tae me if your coming so you can get a seat on da bus!!!
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13 weeks ago
Anita Feeley
yeah sure i told you i would go didn i...........i wouldn say that and den not go.........
yeah u mean we will show you i had kidney infection last time so dat dosent count........x
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14 weeks ago
Anita Feeley
heya mister......wow dare lovely cliffs in da backround i wonder wat fab part of da wourld ya tuk dat pic.......yeah am def cumin ova in jan for dat festival...have ta get ba bit a money together first....oh wow u guys must really love ireland...im ragin cause amm movin ta dublin soon. . its all gud tho cause have loads a places ta kip in galway.....im great tanks and you hun......yeah you guys shud def cum bk...any news for me ...hope you havent been drinkin to mch lol :
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14 weeks ago
RIP JH










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