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* Before the MySpace AND Hi5 AND MSN frenzy.

* Before the Internet & text messaging.

* Before mp3's & iPods

* Before Paris Hilton. (and BB and all those other crap reality shows)

* Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX.

* Before the 5 hours of homework you put off every night.

* WHEN LIGHT UP SNEAKERS WERE COOL.

* When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.

* When we recorded stuff on VCRs and taped songs off the radio on a sunday.

* When you would do rolley polleys all over the field at playtime.

* When wearing summer dresses and shorts to school in the summer made you wake up with a smile.

* When the playtimes during summer seemed to last for ages.

* Way back, when you played skipping.

* When all the spice girl photos were banned from school.

* When POGS were the shit.

* Hide-n-Seek after school till it got dark.

* Hopskotch.

* Tree Houses.

* Hula Hoops.

* Reading R.L. Stine's Goose Bumps.

* The annoying Nano Pets & Furbies.

* Running through the sprinklers.

* The first TAMAGOCHI's and Yo-Yo's and oh my god, Pokemon!

* Crying when Mufasa died in the Lion King.

* Happy Meals where you chose a Barbie or a Hot Wheels car.

* Getting the privilege to sit in the front seat of the car.

* Drinking umbun-go, Wait. AND those little Milk cartoons, with a straw

* Watching Saturday morning Cartoons in your PJ's still wrapped up in your duvet;

* Live n' Kicking...remember that? Hey Arnold, X-Men, Doug, Rugrats, CatDog,

* The original Power Rangers Or what about:

* The Secret Life of Alex Mac.

* Ren & Stimpy.

* Rocko's Modern Life.

* AAAHH!! REAL MONSTERS.

* Clarissa Explains it All.

* Are You Afraid of the Dark?

* Kenan & Kel.

* Magic school bus.

* Pinky and the brain.

* Blossom.
Hangin with Mr Cooper.

* The busy world of Richard scary

* The adventures of Winnie the pooh.

* Wearing your new shoes on the first day of school.

* Class trips. Like LEGOLAND!

* When Christmas was the most exciting time of year.

* When 5 pounds seemed like a million.

* When you begged to go to McDonalds for dinner everyday.

* When Toys R Us ruled.

* Go back to the time when decisions were made by going 'eeny-meeny-miney-
moe'

* Mistakes were corrected by simply exclaiming 'do over!' and 'make up make up never ever break up'

* 'Race issue' meant arguing about who ran the fastest.

* Money issues were handled by whoever was banker in 'Monopoly'.

* It wasn't odd to have two or three 'best' friends.

* Being old referred to anyone over 20.

* Scrapes & bruises were kissed & made better.

* It was a big deal to finally be tall enough to ride the 'big people' rides at the fair.

* When playing Nintendo was the hardest thing ever.

* When Ninja Turtles ruled the world.

* When sweets from ALLDAYS was the highlight of your day.

* Home time was the best part of the day.

* When the only thing you cried over was your mum being late to pick you up.

* When stress was addition and subtraction.

* When friendships were as complicated as who's house to sleep over.

* When shaving cream was just meant for play.

* When a first kiss only lead to cooties.

* Remember when someone "Got the lergies" and you had to cross your fingers so you didn‘t get infected

* When valentines day meant cards for all.

* When birthdays were a class event.

* When a friend moving away was the saddest day of your life

* Who would have thought you‘d miss the 90's so much.

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* most asian girls r manufactured copies of eachother : They all have high lighted optional ..hair which is always straight and left out to be messed up by the wind!

* contacts which r wrong on the skin

* BIG HEELS....to make-up their lack of height!

* Tight black hipsters or crops to show off their so called 'lovely' figure U LOOK LIKE SLAPPAS!!!!!

* the essential- Mobile phone (u cant live without it)

* U walk around wiv a big grin to show u removed ur braces!

* As soon as u get complimented u strut around thinkin u da bomb!..lol!And most boys seem to like that look....y???

* Most gals cant dance -think they good @ it but actually dont even move their feet 4rm da same spot!

* U reading glamour mags like Bliss/Sugar/J-17/ try 2 imititate gorri's look why can't u just accept da fact u is asian!!!

* Ur all so bothered about having dark skin "oh mirror mirror on da wall, who is da fairest of them all"… u start bleaching ur skin…errr u muppet da rest of ur body is brown....Dipsy off teletubbies style!!!!

* U got a sim-card on every network = you'z a Hoe!!!!

* Always end up fancying da same bloke as ur m8 hence u a despo!!!!

* Gals going to Dixy's ...come off it girl...we all know u are HUNGRY 4 the MEN!!!!

* Most of ya'll so cheap I see u in Harvey Nichols trying on free tester make-up Ralph Lauren - Romance... Look gyal I know u a slaaaag but plz make an effort 2 buy ur own cosmetics

* When ur online its a charade!!! ur either called:: Princess or Soni Kuri ... got 60 guys on ur msn, give ur digits out to any guy who asks... pics of u really are a revolting sight!!!!! Or cut a models pic out of Asian Bride Magazine thinking no1 will notice....then u claim dat pic is of YOU....and guys are so dumb they believe u aswell.... lol!!!! ....................SAD INDIVIDUAL!!!!!

* After Daddy drops u off 2 college in the morning... U got 2 da toilets and get changed in some low-cut top and mini-skirt... tryna reveal a bit of flesh look why doncha try kerb-crawling instead!!!!!

* Seem to care sooooooooooooooo much about religion but still smoke,drink and other things which i cant mention......

* Hang around wit ur wannabe "Miss World" crew all competin wiv each oder 4 male attention, n Where there is next mans…dats where is U..

* raising da pitch of ur voices screamin 2 get some guys lookin ur way…when in fact da chipmunk voice jus turns em off!

* Asian gals vocab:Ya gets me, u pindu, get ur coat love u've pulled

* And u think ur gods gift!!...u know ur butterz!!!

* Put bare make-up on to cover ur spots and lipgloss/lipstick which drips off ur lips. All try to be rude girls!!!!....etc...go to da temple to check da oppposite sex!!...very sad!



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* The hair-crop,chewed muff @ da front,spikes...all gelled wiv sum gunk - and if and if someone dares to even touch ur hair they better start writing their will!

* U all seem to have bum fluff on ur face!....tryin to look older u jus look like poofs!

* Most of ya'll be freshified…go back 2 ur banana boat!!!!!

* Da essential......once again da mobile!!!!

* Shake hands wiv every guy u meet even if u dont know them!

* sit wiv ur legz soooo far apart… one in Africa…one in India!!!!!

* Asian boyz vocab- ma bitch, shorty, missions, buff, tick, nahh, init, seen, skeen, gwan, rahh, safe, blad, geeza, chirpse, skeet, bredrin, spar, rents, waghwaan!

* u think u a black man!

* Listen to garage , r nb....we all know u listen to the shitty hindi crap

* And i know u got Zee TV at home.. tut tut yes we know u fancy
Kareena Kapoor ....minger!!!!

* Ur motto...every hole is a goal/Life is like a dick when it gets hard f*** it...then u want to marry virgin marys...wots that all about????

* All wanna be a dj or a mc-pleeez dont even try!

* u have da biggest head in da world… Mr EGO's so big, can ur head even fit through da door??

* Got

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