Jessica Elliott
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- Città: The Town of the Goat
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- Data registrazione: July 2005
- Ultimo accesso: 20 settimane fa
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Hello. I am an Engineer.
"There is nothing funny about a clown in the moonlight." - Lon Chaney
'And you run and you run to catch up with the sun
But it's sinking
And racing around
To come up behind you again.'
- Music
- Pink Floyd, Queen, The Beatles, Radiohead, The Cure, Neil Young, Dire Straits, Fleetwood Mac, Elbow, Coldplay, Keane, Kaiser Chiefs, The Killers, and a lot of classical too, especially Chopin, Debussy and Rachmaninoff. I dare you to listen to Rhapsody on a Theme of Paganini and not feel like crying. I dare you!!
- A special message for right-handed people
- We awkward ones will destroy you and take over the universe. Just you wait.
- Films
- Anything with Ed Norton (eh Anto??!!) eg Fight Club, American History X, Primal Fear, Red Dragon and The Score. The Life of Brian, Monty Python and the Search for the Holy Grail, Lord of the Rings, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Brokeback Mountain, The Green Mile, Crash, Pirates of the Caribbean, Shaun of the Dead, Hot Fuzz, The Big Lebowski, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Donnie Darko, Little Miss Sunshine and many others.
- TV
- QI (I love you Stephen Fry), Fawlty Towers, Never Mind the Buzzcocks, Spaced, Black Books, Garth Marenghi's Darkplace, Peep Show, Peter Kay's Phoenix Nights, The Fast Show, Monty Python's Flying Circus, The IT Crowd, Scrubs, Top Gear, Family Guy, Futurama, American Dad
- Books
- Catch-22, 1984, Everything by Bill Bryson, The Hobbit, Lord of the Rings, His Dark Materials
- Hilarious
- Stephen Fry, Bill Bailey, David Mitchell, Ross Noble, Peter Kay, Dylan Moran, Simon Amstell, Eddie Izzard, Tenacious D, The Pythons (especially John Cleese and Eric Idle - wink wink nudge nudge)
- Not good
- Smoking, the front steps of the Parsons building
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Anto and I getting started on by knackers in the VIP section in Time
Saturday night in Time in Naas. Anto, Cass, Leamy, Tom and I get into the VIP area and are sitting near what appears to be a hen party. (Well one of the girls is wearing a hairband with two glittery pink penises on it.)
I'm talking to Anto, when suddenly I hear loud shouting in my ear.
Knacker (her face is about an inch away from mine): Do ya want somethin?
Jess (thinking the knacker is a waitress): Eh, no.
Knacker: Then FUCK OFF.
Jess: Sorry?
Knacker: Do ya want somethin? Do ya want somethin?
Anto and Jess: Sorry, what are you talking about?
Knacker: Fuck off. Fuck off. FUCK OFF.
Anto and Jess: Seriously, what's the problem?
Knacker: You've been staring at us for 20 minutes. Fuck off.
Anto and Jess: What are you talking about?
Knacker swears at us again and retreats to rejoin the hen party.
A few minutes later we get up to leave, and Anto (foolishly) waves cheerily at the knackers.
Anto: BYEEE!!!!!
Knacker follows us out, and 'on her way to the bar', shoves Anto with her shoulder. Does the same on her way back.
Amazingly, we didn't get stabbed outside the club afterwards.
However, Anto viciously attacked the ringleader, with sexy results. (The details of the last part of the tale are sketchy.)3 commenti 829 giorni
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Quotes from Krakow and Prague
'Adventure, thy name is Johnny.' - George, after Johnny chooses to order his chicken with no sauce.
'I'm desperate for peanuts.' - Niamh. I don't think I need to tell you what I thought she said.
'Is that my trousers or yours?' - Neil, to George. In bed.
'Jess, shut the window. Shut the window Jess.' - George. Jess thought he was talking in his sleep, so she didn't shut the window. We all ended up with colds.
'Carrots of the Pireabbean' - Johnny's not exactly a movie buff.
'I hate when your boxers come off when you're listening to music.' - We hate it too, George.
'I think...eh...'someone's'...eh...'s
horts' are on my case' - Jess, after finding George's boxers beside her bed. Traumatic.
'Actually, you're wrong.' - said by everyone at some stage. One-up-manship ahoy.
'What kind of band is Chopin?' 'Johnny, he's a composer.' 'What does this Chopin guy look like then?' 'Johnny, he's dead.' 'Is he dead long?' 'Hundreds of years, Johnny.' - The scary thing is, he was being serious
Neil: 'I'd rather have 70% of the item with 100% off.' Jess: 'So you get three-quarters of a t-shirt, but it's free?' - After seeing an outlet store, where 100% of the items had 70% off
'It's like a drive-by binning.' - Jess, commenting on the very strange picture of Ronald MacDonald on a box of chips. It looked as though he was running from the guards while desperately trying not to harm Mother Earth.
'Well the flour and the butter are clearly trying to find chocolate to make croissants, but the chocolate's having none of it.' - As cabin fever begins to set in on the night train, Niamh, Jess and George compose an elaborate scandal involving unbaked goods.
'Can I have the Czech please?' 'Czech-mate!' 'Czech it out!' - and so on.
'Which do you think came first - the check shirt, or the Czech people?' - Another puzzler from George
'She can't be Irish - she's not nice!' - A creepy Czech guy accuses Jess after she rescues Niamh from his clutches
'Dancing...an engineer's greatest fear' - Neil predicts an awkward night at Euope's biggest club.
'Two girls came up to me and George while you were gone. We think we blew it.' - Neil's prediction comes true.
Neil: 'George, you're looking a bit worse for wear.' George: 'You're looking a bit gay for wear.'
Johnny: 'Would you like to stop poking me in the eye?' George: 'I thought you were wearing protection.'0 commenti 1163 giorni
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In the Flesh?
'So ya thought ya might like to
Go to the show.
To feel the warm thrill of confusion
That space cadet glow.
Tell me is something eluding you sunshine?
Is this not what you expected to see?
If you wanna find out what's behind these cold eyes
You'll just have to claw your way through this disguise.'
- 'In the Flesh?' from The Wall by Pink Floyd0 commenti 1210 giorni
chiudi Try on the hogwarts sorting hat.
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My result is: You are in RAVENCLAW
If you've a ready mind,
Where those of wit and learning,
Will always find their kind."
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Russell33 settimane fa[read below 1st...it was a long comment....]
ha thats gas, how the fuck is it at all possible 2 get tonsillitis if u hav none like??
not much news with me. my hockey team finished bottom of the league tues... has just been a disasterous season. pretty embarassing but sum1s gotta b last
hav been out once a wk which is impressive since i hav college n 64c in my account hahaha. also i think i might stoop as low as 2 put a cv in2 boots in jervis....i know i know i hate myself 2 but things r that bad n i hav a better shot of gettin a job where i hav 2.5yrs experience!
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Russell33 settimane fahey! yeah thesis is goin alright. 3wks left now till its due so pressures starting 2 build! gettin there with it tho. nearly hav my design completely finalised. when i hav that done i hav 2 make a working prototype as well as typin my report. hav parts 4 my prototype already so should just be a case of putting it all together, so should make it if i put the effort in. cant wait 2 just b done n 4get about college! when r ur finals? ur off at d mo now studying right or do u hav some more assignments?
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Russell35 settimane fayeah i know that sea monster arrived at just the right moment 2 save the day!!
so u get ur thesis in on time?? that must b such an unbelieveable weight off ur bk. mines due mid may. im so stressed at the moment. working myself up in2 a fit of panic cos im runnin oh so rapidly out of time 2 get everything done!!
yeah saw the irish wales game (its been so long i had 2 think wot game u were tlkin about
) was savage! i really thought we were gonna do the usual. so close yet so soooo far away! but alas jones bottled it so we won!!
whos the 8th memeber? octoglam is fucking aweful but at least it required some effort coming up with it. sexy 7 must hav required serious brainpower
yeah we shud meet up soon....unfortunately tho i say that but really mean most likely the summer
if i do find free time ill let u know tho sorry. just so sooo much 2 do
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37 settimane fa
Russell
yes like the boots ship it sailed, hit a jagged rock and was sinking 2 the bottom of the ocean,,,but 4 some reason a giant sea creature capable of performing drastic boat repairs in a short period of time appeared and fixed it. then by a glorious miracle the ship filled with air, rose 2 the surface and continued on its merry way cos i wb
sorry bout late reply. im pretty busy with college! thesis is gainin momentum. so much 2 do still. we got a communal ass kicking cos we'd all come 2 a stand still ha.
anyway ye doin ok after losing my granny. thanks 4 concern
and ye ill b fine with repeat. just irritating!
how ru gettin on with college?
havnt been doin much really. running VERY low on cash...
u get up 2 anything 4 paddys day? i just watched the hockey in rovers. didnt go out. very exciting! not ha
any other news?
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Russell41 settimane faa new record has been achieved.....
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Russell44 settimane fafigured theyd b good live alright!! the o2 looks from the outside like its impressive, glad 2 get the inside scoop on it tho haha
yeah mc gowans gave me the medal of honour 4 my bravery during the recession
very prestigious hah.
didnt do anything last wknd...my granny passed away durin the wk n the funeral was on sat, wasnt in any mood 2 go out really.......
goin out this wknd tho. fri in mc gowans n 21st in doyles sat.
college isnt goin 2 good lately. presentation didnt go 2 well, long story but basically i did what was expected 4me 2do after the presentation instead of wot i was meant 2! n i failed 1 of my exams. was a weird feeling cos i dont do failure!! so hav 2 repeat in the summer. gay
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Russell45 settimane faso how was keane?? wots the new o2 arena like?
i was in mc gowans last night. 3e drinks = messy messy
was a good night but paid the price this morning
my one exam went well enough, was annoyed at myself 4 not knowin 1 r 2things but hey not the end of the world. definately passed. hav 2 really get on with thesis starting 2m, hav a wkn a half b4 my next presentation!! apart from that no real news! just takin it easy! u?? -
Russell46 settimane fayeah yeah dont worry bout it, its all good!
so ur free from the 4th yr deamon momentarily?? i hav 2 get studying 4 my one exam on thurs n then i hav 2 plough on with thesis! gay.com.
but yeah hav been really enjoin the time off. its the last free time ill get 4 a long time so makin the most of it! was in mc gowans last night! free in b4 12 n 3e drinks. was a brilliant night. needless 2 say i was HAMMERED! haha. how ws the pooovvvv?? ha did i say that right?? pls dont use ur affluence 2 hurt me!
so any other news?? n thank u, i do enjoy intelligent nerd jokes
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48 settimane fa
Russell
"Sounds like I wasn't as drunk as you though"....thats just an assumption. u cant prove anything!!! ill fight till the end....
good 2 hear u had a good 1 after travelling way 2 far 4 my liking!!
n i dunno, the sexy 7 were involved.....id say there wud hav even been sublimation of luxuries! (yeah check that word out
- i had 2 look it up but yeah..)
n bk 2 college....myheartLAUGHTER goes out 2u!
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Russell49 settimane fahow was maynooth? mates party was so funny. seriosuly hammered! such a night!
n y were u REALLY up at gails? rug muncher convention??
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Russell49 settimane fahey hows it goin? good night there the other night? was pretty good in my opinion. esp gettin hit by u n leanne in the head. ha
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Russell52 settimane fawas really funny but got shit near the end. 4 a 50 min show they recored 4 2.5 hrs!! was so bored at the end of it! saw podge n rodge last night. went on 4 an hr r so. was so fucking funny! u do anythin on the wknd?
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54 settimane fa
Lo Co
They're up!! But you and Sonja, and I guess everyone just can't get in to view em..
It is weird indeed. Let me try n figure it out sweetness m'kay?
Loving!
ps, see it let me attach it...
weird new bebo... -
Russell56 settimane faFINALLY i reply...
thesis is over...4 now neway
was so stressful the night b4, i pretty much ended up doin it all that night! but i got there in the end. was really happy with report n my presentation went as well as it cud, was a lick ur finger touch ur nipple moment
psssssstttt....
anywho ye my costume was a sham. ill b honest! ill do better next yr!
sounds like ur night was a little bit of a nightmare in terms of 2getherness. at least it was good!
had a great wknd. i just relaxed. saw bond n burn after reading, chilled n went out on sat. i needed it badly. even went wild n got me a new pair of shoes in...schuh
how was urs? whens ur thesis presentation again? i know its this wk sometime right?! wot u decide 2 do it on? something wehoiven gloiven i suspect!
n u leave my puns alone, im just suffering from serious punning block atm.... -
Russell57 settimane fawow now i know exactly when u left ur comment....i can sleep easy at night
last day in m&s 2day, i packed my frosted emi in2 my pants n hit the road
like u said it was a good call. i just cant afford 2 muck up this yr. 1st presentation on thurs. im shittin it jess. i hav nothing done
pray 4 me. hav alot of research done so hoping alot of work next few days n ill get by. pray 4 me!! but anyway like u said no more trainee knackers 2 watch out 4
unfortunately the 2nds lost 2 chc. but the 1st beat them. was quite enjoayble
how was ur halloween? im not even joking i had no time 2 come up with a costume so i was a piate. didnt shave so i was captain ginger beard of the sevan seas
was in mcgowans sat. was empty! apparently fri was jammers...
n my frozen semi clearly isnt erect. how cud it b a semi then??
defo building a fund 2 get a frozen luxury. i hear their whopper! ill litterally b super cool when i get it
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59 settimane fa
Russell
23/10/08 [im dating my comments so we can see how long it has really been
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Anyway...
Job/College: Not good
hav never been as stressed n exhausted as i am recently. im so drained! hav so many hrs in m&s im struggling2 balance it wit college n hockey. Im gonna ask them 2reduce my hrs prob next wk. the minimum is 15hrs so that wud b 1 less late night 4 me. if they wont then ill hav 2quit. i hav already nearly made enuf 2 keep me goin 4a good while if it comes down 2 that. apart from that i like it there. managers n ppl r bang on! got my thesis idea approved 2so im making headway on that finally
hav a presentation on 6th nov. need 2sot that out
Physio: got all clear last mon 2go bk playin matches
a sexy result! will obviously easing myself in2 it etc. hav been trainin 4 last 3wks. 1st game bk this sat is against corrinthians...feel the hatred!!
Face: Currently sexual, yet featuring an overgrown gingery thing
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Sonja Lee63 settimane facheck our "special" mail x



















Me choking after reading your latest comment ... what in the name of God are you talking about, woman!?
Louise Smyth 0 risposteMay the luck of the Irish be with you!
Louise Smyth 0 risposteAnd before you ask, no, I really do have nothing better to do!!
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