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- mmmm well what do i wright in here bin a few changes lately my folks have split up recently i still stay in new deer but my mum stays in aberdeen now. things r getting better though going away abroad on holiday would say where but i can't remember i just know it's abroad that's enough 4 me the only problem is it isn't till september. still working at kindness bakers apart from that not much else to say anything else u want to know just leave me a comment
i think i finally did the most stupid thing i have ever done in my life this wkend ended up in longside with no clothes on and like loads of police looking 4 me they were away to send 4 a sniffer dog and a helicopter as i had missing for about four and a half hours oopsie it was quite scary!!!! think i'm gonna stop drinking for a while
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I'm not a BAD MAN just misguided!!!!!
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- oasis, black eyed peas, 2pac, dr dre a bit of everything really
- Films
- i like just about any kind of film
- My biggest secret!!!
- Normally i'm just an ordinary boy who leads an ordinary life but this pooh bear holds a deep dark secret cause when u give this pooh bear a drink he turns from an normal everyday pooh bear into the world famous superhero naked man on his secret quest to take his clothes off and act like an idiot everywhere around the world!!!!!!!!!!
- Scared Of
- my arch nemesis the evil fully clothed man and his his not quite as evil sidekick really sensible man!!!!
- Happiest When
- drunk
- nakedness
- quite a lot actually but i am trying to stop!!!! lol
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xx emma says he's my LOML xx
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who would win in a game of hide and seek????
- osama bin laden
- maddy mccann
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how can u tell when u have a drinking problem???
- when u get drunk at ur house first and decide to go to the pub dressed as the thing!!
- when u decide it would b really funny if u wet shaved all ur pubic hair off!!
- when u end up naked in ur friends garage with most of the police looking 4u!!!
- when all of the above happen in the same wkend!!!!!!
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whats gonna b the best wkend at new deer this year??
- new deer show??
- the wizard festival??
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Rodeo position
Two guys are talking over a beer, discussing various sex positions.
The first guy says, "My favorite position is the rodeo position."
"What is the rodeo position, and how do you do that?" asks the second man.
The first guy explains, "Well, first you tell your wife to get on the bed on all fours, and then you do it doggy- style. Once things start to get underway, and shes really into it, you lean forward and whisper in her ear, Your sister likes this position too... Then, try to hang on for 8 seconds."0 komentarzy 856 dni
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Teaching manners!!!
A mother was working in the kitchen, listening to her five-year-old son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop & her son saying, "All of you bastards who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop! And all of you bastards who are getting on, get your ass in the train, cause were going down the tracks."
The horrified mother went in & told her son, "We dont use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room & stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out,you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language."
Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom & resumed playing with his train. Soon the train stopped & the mother heard her son say, "All passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for travelling with us today & hope your trip was a pleasant one." She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today." As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the fat bitch in the kitchen."0 komentarzy 856 dni
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Flower of Scotland
O Flower of Scotland,
When will we see
Your like again,
That fought and died for,
Your wee bit Hill and Glen,
And stood against him,
Proud Edward's Army,
And sent him homeward,
Tae think again.
The Hills are bare now,
And Autumn leaves
lie thick and still,
O'er land that is lost now,
Which those so dearly held,
That stood against him,
Proud Edward's Army,
And sent him homeward,
Tae think again.
Those days are past now,
And in the past
they must remain,
But we can still rise now,
And be the nation again,
That stood against him,
Proud Edward's Army,
And sent him homeward,
Tae think again.
0 Flower of Scotland,
When will we see
your like again,
That fought and died for,
Your wee bit Hill and Glen,
And stood against him,
Proud Edward's Army,
And sent him homeward,
Tae think again.
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15 godzin temu przez Komórka
Lauraa Clark
Thats gwd shaniee! athns so so lyk =] yeah im keepn nae bad ma healths nae gwd jst inoo tbh tho bt im stil ere so i canna complain lyk i miss uu too itz bn ages since i lst cn yi:-( we need ti meet up soon i thnk! So watz i plans 4 crimbo thn? Ly xxxxx
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3 dni temu przez Komórka
Lauraa Clark
Yeeah im mega exited shanieee :-) soz i hinna bn in touch itz bin mega hectic da past couple o wks sowiee:-( itz snowin too woooo:-) i laaav it! So hw u bn? Keepn aritiee? Luv uu xxx
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4 dni temu przez Komórka
Jamie Murphy
i know cant wait for xmas woop woop lol,im back on friday so you will see me at some point,what you upto over xmas?
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Barry Morrice1 tydzień temuLol
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Andrew Cumming2 tygodnie temuPooh bitch i did go t i doctor, but he said its arite coz its nae as fat as yours!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Leanne Thomson
Hey, cant remember if I replied to you bout the hen night, yep it was good fun! Havent written to santa yet no, will have to soon once i find a bit o paper big enough! What you askin him for? x
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Bee Sheppy2 tygodnie temuhaha no she is a runner! a pretty awsome one too. how tricks?
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3 tygodnie temu
Leanne Thomson
Course I did - nae squafflin! Just back to work today, had a long weekend to use up some of my hols I had left so going to be a short week this week. xx
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4 tygodnie temu
Dana Macdonald
I was out for supper on sat night, then ended up in weatherspoons! was a good laff i was a tad boozy lol!
Had to work on sunday so had to be home at a decent time
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Barry Morrice
Hey mr p yea last nite was gweed like got a we tad drunk u ken me haha
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4 tygodnie temu przez Komórka
Dana Macdonald
Shane, I thought u knew me better than that! I always behave!
Aye ur rite I do find that hard to believe! Fit u up to this wkend? X
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4 tygodnie temu przez Komórka
Dana Macdonald
Hey shane! How r u doing? What u been up to? U bn behaving lol or is at a silly question
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4 tygodnie temu
Leanne Thomson
NO! no boys allowed unless part of a dare or something, then god help them - youd love it! xx
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Leanne Thomson5 tygodni temu
A wee bit better, getting there slowly. Got a hen weekend in Glasgow next weekend so Id better hurry up and recover or thats not going to be much fun xx
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5 tygodni temu
Lauraa Clark
heeeeeeeeeeeey shanieeee =]
yeah it wiz frikkin brill lol
canna mine gettin hame n woke up is mornin wee a bag o sick on ma face bit it wiz an awsum nite =]
mega sufferin iday lol
so hw wiz da cinema babes???
lu xxxxxxxxxx
ps i miss my shanieeee
happy birthday you old man!!
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