90 things you might want to know about me


1. Full Name: David Buchanan
2. Nicknames: Davie Dave (Big Dave for a reason lol) just pick one
3. Birthday: 13th March
4. Place of Birth: Viewpark
5. Zodiac Sign:
6. Male or female: Male
7. Height: 5 ft 11
8. School: Burnhead Primary Then Uddingston Grammer School
9. Occupation: Cook well i try lol
10. Residence: Means streets of Viewpark lol
11. Hair Colour: Brown
12. Hair Length: Short for now i grow it some times
13. Eye colour: Brown
14. Braces? no
15. Glasses? yes
16. Piercings: no will have soon but
17. Tattoos: got 2 and more to come
18. Righty or Lefty: righty

___Your 'Firsts'___

19. First Sport You Joined: karatie
20. First pet: Dog
21. First Real Vacation: Spain
22. First Love: Cant rememeber lol

___ Favourites___

23. Movie: Braveheart and alot more 2 many to say lol
24. TV programme: simpsons scrubs southpark
25. Rapper: eminem
26. singer: can't really pick a fav at the moment
27. Song Right Now: White snake here i go again
28. Best Friend: Gordon
29. Sweet: anything really long as they sweets lol
30. Sport to Play: football
31. Restaurant: Eminence in motehrwell lol
32. Favourite brand: don't really have a fav
33. Store: game soccer sports asda all i can think of the now lol
34. School Subject: English and Pe
35. Animal: Dogs Max and Gizmo
36. Book: Don't read much but something funny
37. Magazine: Nuts Zoo Bizarre Mens health and alot more
38. Shoes: all shoes

___Currently___

39. Feeling: Great
40. Single or Taken? single want to change that ??
41. Have a crush: Of course
42. Eating: Monster munch
43. Drinking: Cola
44. Typing: This
45. Online?: yes
46. Listening To: White Snake
47. thinking about: wots my answers will be lol
48. Wanting To: Go back to bed
49. Watching: Nothing
50. Wearing: Jeans and a t shirt

___Your Future___

51. Want Kids? Yes
52. Want to be married? Undecided
53. Careers in Mind: Plumber or Pornstar <----- i wish
54. Where do you want to live: somewhere hot lol

__Which is Better With The Opposite Sex___

55. Hair colour: Not Botherd
56. Hair length: Not Botherd
57. Eye colour: Not Botherd
58. Measurment: Not Botherd
59. Cute or Sexy: Both
60. Lips or Eyes: Both
61. Short or Tall: short medium or tall lol
62. Easygoing or serious: Fun with serious side
63. Romantic or Spontaneous: Both
64. Fatty or Skinny: in between
65. Sensitive or Loud: Both
66. Hook-up or Relationship: Relationship
67. Sweet or Caring: Both
68. Trouble Maker or quiet: Both

___Have you ever______

69. Kissed a Stranger: yes
70. had alcohol : yes alot lol
71. Smoked: yeah weed lol
72. Ran Away From Home: no i might get lost lol
73. Broken a bone: Never knock on wood lol
74. Got an X-ray: Yeah many lol
75. Been with someone Like as in hooked-up with someone: no never
76. Broken Someone’s Heart: Dont think so
77. Broke Up With Someone: Yes
78. Cried When Someone Died: Yes
79. Cried At School: No

___Do You Believe In___

80. God: There is something
81. Love At First sight: dont no never experienced it
82. Ghosts: Yeah
83. Aliens: sort off u never no
84. soulmates: Yes
85. Heaven: Yeah but i aint going lol
86. Hell: Yeah coz im gonna rule it lol
87. Angels: yes
88. Kissing on The First Date: Yeah why not
89. Horoscopes: only wen there good lol
90. do you really fancy someone rite now?: yeah more than fancy

Look over the following list and see how many of these things you have done. Then, you have to ADD up the money amount along the way. Then post the amount that you are as the title of the bulletin.
Example "I've done £69.00 worth of stuff."

P.S. the smaller the better!


Had sex: £6.00

Smoked: £5.00

Got drunk: £5.00

Went skinny dipping: £3.00

Kissed someone of the opposite sex: £4.00

Kissed someone of the same sex: £4.00

Cheated: £2.00

Fell asleep in class: £0.50

Been expelled: £5.00

Been in a fist fight: £3.00

Given oral: £5.00

Got oral: £5.00

Prank called the cops: £3.00

Stole something: £2.00

Done drugs: £5.00

Dyed your hair: £0.50

Done something with someone older (like a few years): £3.00

Went out with someone OVER 18 (if your under 1 : £4.00

Ate a whole pack of oreos: £0.50

Cried yourself to sleep: £1.00

Said you love someone but didnt mean it: £1.00

Been in love: £4.00

Got caught doing something that you shouldnt have been doing: £1.00

Went streaking: £4.00

Got arrested: £5.00

Madeout with someone at the movies: £2.00

Peed in the pool: £0.50

Played spin the bottle: £1.00

Done something you regret: £3.00!

A Gal's Prayer

Lord, before i lay me down to sleep,
i pray for a man, who's not a creep,
one who's handsome, smart and strong,
one whose willy's thick and long.
one who thinks before he speaks,
when promising to call, he won't wait weeks.

I pray that he is gainfully employed,
and when i spend his cash, won't be annoyed!
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! send me a man who will make love to my mind,
knows just what to say, when i ask "how big's my behind?"

One who'll make love till my body's a' twitchin',
in the hall, the loo, the garden and kitchen!
I pray that this man will love me no end,
and never attempt to shag my bestfriend!
and as i kneel and pray by my bed,
i look at the WanKer you sent me insted!!

Amen.

A Guy's prayer

Lord, i pray for a chick with BiG Tits!!

Amen.