Read the 'offence' and if you've done it, you owe that fine. Keep going until you've read each 'offence' and added up your total fine. When you are done post this as: "My fine is £..."
You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine.


Smoked hash—£10

Did acid—£5

Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you—£40

Had sex with someone off the Internet—£25

Had sex for money—£100

Vandalised something—£20

Had sex on your parents' bed—£10

Beat up someone—£20

Been jumped—£10

Cross dressed—£10

Given money to stripper—£25

Been in love with a stripper—£20

Kissed someone who's name you didn't know—£0.10

Hit on some one of the same sex while at work—£15

Ever drive and drank—£20

Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk—£50

Used toys while having sex—£30

Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before—£20

Went skinny dipping—£5

Had sex in a pool—£20

Kissed someone of the same sex—£10

Had sex with someone of the same sex—£20

Cheated on your significant other—£10

Masturbated—£10

Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend—£20

Done oral—£5

Got oral—£5

Done/got oral in a car while it was moving—£25

Stole something—£10

Made a nasty home video—£15

Had a threesome—£50

Had sex outdoors—£20

Been in the same room while someone was having sex—£25

Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars—£20

Had sex with someone 10 years older—£20

Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27—£25

Been in love with two people or more at the same time—£50

Said you love someone but didn't mean it—£25

Went streaking—£5

Went streaking in broad daylight—£15

Been arrested—£5

Spent time in jail—£15

Peed in the pool—£0.50

Played spin the bottle—£5

Done something you regret—£20

Had sex with your best friend—£20

Had sex with someone you work with at work—£25

Had anal sex—£80

Lied to your mate—£5

Lied to your mate about the sex being good—£25

my fine is £545.50

L-You live for Pizza
A- damn good kisser
U-You are really chill
R- absolutely sexy
E- You have a nice ass
N-YOU ARE THE SEXIEST MOTHERFUCKER ALIVE


W-You are very broad minded
I-You Have A Great Sense Of Style
G-You never let people tell you what to do
H-You have a very good personality and looks
T-You're loyal to those you love
M-success comes easily to you
A- damn good kisser
N-YOU ARE THE SEXIEST MOTHERFUCKER ALIVE

Try ur name out

A- damn good kisser
B- good all around person
C- you're wild and crazy
D- you have the best personality ever
E- You have a nice ass.
F-People totally adore you
G-You never let people tell you what to do.
H-You have a very good personality and looks.
I-You Have A Great Sense Of Style
J-Everyone loves you
K- You like to try new things
L-You live for Pizza
M-success comes easily to you.
N-YOU ARE THE SEXIEST MOTHERFUCKER ALIVE
O- You are one of the best in bed.
P-You are popular with all types of people.
Q-You are a hypocrite.
R- absolutely sexy.
S- have great legs.
T-You're loyal to those you love.
U-You are really chill.
V-You are not judgemental
W-You are very broad minded.
X- You never let ppl tell u wat to do
Y-One of the best bfs/gfs anyone could ask for
Z-You like pretty boys/girls.

1. give me ur number?
2. love me?
3. kiss me?
4. watch a movie with me?
5. have dinner with me?
6. drive me sumwer?
7. take a shower with me?
8. be my gf/bf?
9. tell me u think im cute?
10. buy me a drink if i didnt have none?
11. take me home for da nite?my huse r ur house?
12. let me sleep in ur bed?
13. fuck me?
14. re-post dis for me 2 let me answer ur questions?
15. do u think im attractive, beautiful or sexy?
16. do u like my style?
17. do u think im funie?
18. do u care about me?
19. would u dance wit me?