Em

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Informazioni personali

Messaggio personale
your car...your spunk
Tutto su di me
<3
random drunken nights with amazing mates
funny stuff
hugs XD
a good drink and a much needed fag
i have a strange ungirlish love of football :)
C'mon blades :D (L)(L)(L)(L)(L)
THE DRENCHED ADVERT! OMG! OMG! lol
http://youtube.com/watch?v=3i-D55ioIQM

i have a mcjob. im a mcemployee and for some reason im mcproud. they made me wear mctrousers and a mchat. :) lol. MCINSANIA WOAH! :) theyve managed to keep me a year now! wtf?! :)

I live for nights i wont really remember with people ill never forget. :) they usually end with me passing out :)

theres some real spesh people in my life and they know who they are and that i love 'em muchly XD
Music
theres just no point namin' 'em. i'll be here forever;
anything really, heavier the better though usually. XD i do BUM Linkin Park though :)
EEE XD
I could stay up all night waching stand up comedy. lol :) makes me giggle. makes me feel better.
Sports
FOOTBALL :) :) :)
humph
Obviously ive made mistakes, everyone has, but i have the best mates in the world to help me use them to my advantage and learn from them. The stuff ive been through, whether i put myself through it or not has made me the person i am now, im stronger and in the end i let no one walk all over me. i speak my mind, maybe a little too much but at least i let everyone know where they stand with me. And my IQ dropped by 4 points :( not happy lol
Happiest When
people who dont need to do nice things for me do super nice things for me :) , helps me realise what a true friend is and who they are.

chiudi Favourite Quotes

She's a bit pissed cos my willies gone wonky and I'm a bit mental.

I'm on Vimto, I'm gonna be bladdered.

I am hard

'It's not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on.'

Who discovered we could get milk from cows, and what did he THINK he was doing at the time? - Billy Connolly

Mom--Kitty is being a dildo.

Holy shit! Mmkay

When I was 7 I said I was ill to have a day off school but I wasn't ill at all ... it was genius!

It wouldn't be gay to put a wig on a man and pretend they're a woman. How could that be gay if you're pretending they're a woman? Not that I did it.

(Chris) Dad, what would you say if I wanted to quit the boy scouts?
[Peter] I'd say come again, then I would laugh cause I said come.

Christ!--What'd you do to avoid a lion attack, soil yourself? Or is that grizzly bears? Hate to shit myself for no reason AND get eaten; the final humiliation.

So's your face

chiudi Quizzaz

Which character from skins are you?


Sid Jenkins

like sid you are known as the nice guy/girl sid is very quiet but also very wild when he relaxes a bit.you have low self-esteem and suffer from depression

Which St. Trinians Girl are you?


Celia

The Trustafarian



Tribal Traits: Shuns her upper-class background. A cigarette and dreadlocks complete the devil-may-care look.



Find her: looking embarassed shopping with mummy.

What do your friends love about you


kindness

The fact that your sensitive and will listen is what makes you a excellent friend, your there for your friends at all times and never let them down.
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  • EDIT!!!!!!


    My husband - Jared pleeeasssse
    My Wifey- well as you've all known for some time now me and the big ginge are getting married XD
    My mum - haggers
    My dad - Maryyyytins
    My big sister - Ginarrrr-g-starrrr <3
    My big brother- Tommy tail
    My fuckin Big Bad Bro - haha. sorry. random immage of james and james with their work hats on all skewif ahhh.
    My twin- H
    My little sister- James XD
    My uncle - marytins
    My aunt - Hiiiedeeee - quite literally :)
    My bst cousin - duno. have lotsd of cuz's theyre all pretty cool
    My daughter - im sitll adopting alex
    My son - i dont fricking know
    My brother-in-law - Liam, still
    My sister-in-law - it changessss
    My best friend - Emz, Gina, H
    My other best friend - there are other spesh people that know they mean the world to me :)
    My niece - melons
    My nephew - again, disturbing memory lol
    My guardian - H, Charlotte Mary Smith
    My dancing partner- Emz, Gina, Helz, Jane, Ben, Jade, Tom, Keeley, Emma, Sophie, Livvy, Cara, James,Goddddd, just who ever im out with lol
    My pimp - chedder :)
    My other P.I.M.P: i only have one im not disloyal
    My slave - LMAO! sorry, memory, disturbed, again, ahh, smiles
    My shoppoholic friend - Hiedi,Boobs, ones self
    My god mother - Hiedi, Emz
    My god father - Martyn
    My valentine - gina. we're lesbians. mwahhahaha
    My chatterbox- BOOOOOBS!
    My flower- revvs
    My drinking buddy - there are many XD
    My hot admirer - DAVID! lmao
    My older hot admirer - hmmmm. jesus
    My oder sxc admirrer - im just guna tell myself its jared XD
    My sexy fairy - boobs, although she more a naughty nurse lmao
    My little alcy - boobs lol,hels, jimmie, god there are many
    My beauty queen - all the girls, and james and tom and joe xd
    My stalker - janni and liam and david lmao
    My Dog - penny/meg/moss =]
    My Billy Goat - This one is made speshly for spliffers! XDXD

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  • Emily
    luv Emily

    Emilyyy
    I am back from my adventures :) Woooo
    Hope your OK dearest :)

    xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

    67 settimane fa
  • Helzbelz
    luv Helzbelz

    Emilyyyy :D
    i carntt :( im going out with benjamin tomorra :(
    but maye another time :D
    im veryyy good thankyouuuu :) :)


    xxxxxx

    71 settimane fa
  • Helzbelz
    Helzbelz

    emilyyy boot!!
    how are youuu??
    what have youuuu been up to? i still havnt seen youuu in ages :( :( :(


    xxxxxxxxx

    71 settimane fa
  • Emily
    luv Emily


    You are a bad girl for forgetting the books :L
    But it gives us girlies another excuse to meet up for coffee and gossip!!!!!
    It will have to be before next Wednesday though, when are you next not working?
    Love you =)

    xxxxxxxx

    71 settimane fa
  • Emily
    Emily

    Hey Emzz
    I am looking forward to our coffee and handing over of books :)
    xxxx

    72 settimane fa
  • Sophie
    luv Sophie

    i know babz! that night was soooo much fun! i love say anythinggggg :)

    73 settimane fa
  • Xx Amy Viictoriia Xx
    Xx Amy Viictoriia Xx

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    i'm a lion

    :D

    x

    x

    74 settimane fa
  • Mike Petty
    Mike Petty

    Still think i'll give the burger flipping a miss, i really dont get on well with arsehole managers.

    Hopeful i can live off the money i made from this job though, which means i might be able to avoid working all summer.

    74 settimane fa