Deirdre

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Deirdre
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  • Female, 20, Luv 190
  • from Skerries
  • Profile views: 34,778
  • Member since: July 2005
  • www.bebo.com/deedwah

About Me

Tagline
Captain Obvious
Me, Myself, and I
Belfast....EPIC!!
Krakow.....i wanna go back!!
awh yih???
dirty skank in my pants!!!
tutti fruiti...we salute you!!!


Fiona: Whats a torpedo?
Deirdre: You don't know?
Fiona: No, what is it?some kind of weather??
Deirdre: No thats a tornado.
Fiona: Oh right, then what is it?
Deirdre: A bomb in a submarine.
Fiona: Oh right!!
(my sister was thrown, not dropped, on her head as a baby)


Q. What's the last thing that goes through a fly's mind when it hits a windscreen?
A. It's arse!

Q. What do you call a gay dinosaur?
A. Mega-saur-ass

Q. What did one saggy tit say to the other saggy tit?
A. If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts!

Q. Why was the washing machine laughing?
A. Because it was taking the piss out the underpants.

One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver.
She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so.
She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you."
He replies "BREASTS."
The Other Half Of Me
Dara J. Healy

Dara J. Healy

the body odour has simply become too much

ELDERFLOWER
:D
QUOTES OF THE WEEK
Brendan: "i'm so hungry i'd eat the balls off a low flying duck" Dara: "that guy is built like.....like a......like a shoddily built prefab!"
I LIKE....
......to move it move it
AS MY FRIEND LOUISE PUT IT.....
As a physio in training...
id like to point out a few things: 1.im not qualified so i cant "fix u". 2.so don't bother taking ur shirt off in pubs/nite clubs/other public places to give me a look at ur dodgy back. 3.i dont care if u hav a groin problem im stil not givin u a rub down! take note for future reference.please.and thank you.
WHAT DOES A FISH SAY WHEN IT RUNS INTO A WALL??
DAM!!
FIONA-ISMS
is anthrax a date rape drug? do i have a bone there?(pointing to a part of her SKULL!!!)
HERO
Matthew Ward, RIP Ferd Lad

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    • Rusty
      Rusty

      PAY-DAY PROMOTIONS presents...

      "THE BANK HOLIDAY BLACKOUT"

      Thursday July 30th 2009
      @ Shags Nightclub, Skerries, Co. Dublin

      **************
      MAIN ROOM
      **************
      Dj Sets from...

      TEDDY46 (Tidy/Foamburst)

      L-HOP (Color Tv)
      http://www.bebo.com/L_Hop

      ELECTRO FEINDS (Payday Exclusive)
      http://www.bebo.com/electrofiends

      SAMBUKA KID

      CJ (Tripod)

      *******************
      PAYDAY ROOM 2
      *******************
      LIVE music from...

      RUSTY
      http://rustyband.bebo.com



      Doors 11:00pm - 02:30am.
      Strictly Over 18s I.D. Required
      [Garda/Passport/Drivers Licence] (R.O.A.R)
      _____________________


      DON'T MISS OUT ON YOUR NEXT PAYDAY
      --->
      THURSDAY JULY 30TH 2009

      With:
      > 2 ROOMS OF MUSIC
      > TOP LIVE ACTS
      > DJs

      + MORE INSANE DRINKS PROMOS


      SEE YOU THERE! ;)

      _____________________

      16 weeks ago
    • Gary D
      Gary D

      hey ya.having the old 21st on the friday the 13th in the carnegie court hotel in swords.a couple of the lads and girls are getting rooms in the hotel for that night if your interested 80 euro a room i think 4 to a room 20euro each its gonna be epic.bring ypou college friends if ya want

      38 weeks ago
    • Lou Bernard
      luv Lou Bernard

      congratulations..... roadtrip!!:)

      39 weeks ago
    • Sinead Doyle
      luv Sinead Doyle

      Give Deirdre your luv for today.
      "Where's the luv? And where are my keys?"


      hey yeah bu=ig chats in order!yep still waitin on results !i mgd tanx n u???xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

      40 weeks ago
    • Eoin Byrne
      Eoin Byrne

      Ha get out of bed ya lazy shit! :) Ye was in 2day we hav tuffers again and he's still a wanker in case ur wondering!! We hav started hormone mechanisms and thermoregulation.....its not much fun at all!

      40 weeks ago
    • Eoin Byrne
      Eoin Byrne

      Wow boredom has really set in 2day..........cant even watch shit day time tv cus wer gettin work done downstairs in my house:(

      41 weeks ago
    • Sinead Doyle
      luv Sinead Doyle

      Give Deirdre your luv for today.
      "Free luv, it didn't do anything"

      41 weeks ago
    • David
      David

      oh rite would u say u would of beat them ...i wouldnt call u a bum d just say ur livin life the right way hahah..9 oclock on a monday??? lol prity early for a monday mornin lol
      ehh next week the 6th and 7th of feb i think ...its on up in NAC ..im tryin to get pete to come up with me lol

      42 weeks ago
    • Amy M
      luv Amy M

      MMMMWAHH!!!!!!!!!!!

      42 weeks ago
    • David Carroll
      David Carroll

      Yeah it's only around the conner now:) bout 12 days or so:) u must be flting fit wit all the match's?? Yeah ur not the first to say that bout the photo u could also use i pulled a whale :L :L

      42 weeks ago
    • Lou Bernard
      luv Lou Bernard

      ha oh rite! well thats good news,stayin in mine so??cos apparently thats where the after party is!

      42 weeks ago
    • Lou Bernard
      Lou Bernard

      kindregan if u dont get ur ticket by the end of the week there'll be trouble :P !

      42 weeks ago
    • Claire Kindregan
      luv Claire Kindregan

      Water polo thats so random..howd u get on!? So whats your game for this summer ive no idea what to do??

      43 weeks ago
    • David
      luv David

      yep i did :D ...thanks
      who u playin tomo...good luck
      tutut haha so uv only been in 1 lecture in the last 2 weeks ..haha thats great lol

      43 weeks ago