*In Geography Miss Snell puts a picture of the countryside up*

MissSnell: What is this?
Me: Emmerdale!
Nat: Ooo, yeah *starts to hum the EASTENDERS theme tune *
Me & Amber: That's Eastenders...
Nat: OH YEAH, well I don't watch 'em do I!
Amber: I don't but I still bloody know 'em

*Nat starts humming the Emmerdale theme tune*

Amber: Did she get it right this time?
Me: Nah, it was Coronation Street..
Nat: Omg, no it wasn't!
Me: Oh yeah, sorry. It was the Star Wars theme tune. *I start to imitate it* DAR DAR DAR DA DA DARR DA DA DARRRRR. Nat imagines all the Star Wars spaceships flying over the hills in Emmerdale and attacking the village
Amber: Yeah abducting cows
Nat: :|

We then went on to Pokemon, Digimon, Jaws and so on :') Nat wasn't pleased.


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In Science

*Josh walks in*
Josh: Ughh. It smells like Big Foots sweaty dick
Nat: I know, it gets to the back of your throat doesn't it

...She hadn't realised what she said, bless. XD

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In History, we didn’t have a teacher for the 1st lesson, so Josh was prank calling

Gay/Bi/Lesbian Helpline~

Josh: I’ve got some problems, and i don’t think its normal
Man: What kind of problems?
Josh: Well, I’m a 35 year old man, and i’m attracted to younger people
Man: How much younger?
Josh: 15-16, and they’re normally boys *pretends to cry, covering his laughing fit* I..dunno what to do!
Man: Oh..well, all i can say is the legal age for sexual consent is 16..
Josh: OH SHIT! *hangs up*

Flower Shop~

Josh: Got any furry bushes?
Man: No, we haven’t
Josh: Oh. What do you sell?
Man: Flowers
Josh: You got any red ones with purple spots that’re approximately 6.5cm tall?
Man: *hangs up*

Sex Line~

Josh: I’m having a problem with hard ons
Woman: Sorry, what?
Josh: I’m having erection problems
Woman: For how long?
Josh: 15 years
Woman: And how old are you now?
Josh: 16…
Woman: 2 year olds don’t tend to get erections
Josh: ...*hangs up*

Can’t remember which helpline this was~

Woman: Hello?
Josh: Right, i’m just testing something. Could you please tell me what you’re wearing?
Woman: Okay..i’m gonnd end this conversation now *hangs up*


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Me & Alex on Msn:

Laurie. says:
She probably sticks stuff up there herself
Laurie. says:
Like her fist.
Laurie. says:
She got herself a butt-plug ‘cause she has a leaky poo pipe and shit falls out constantly
Alex says:
LMAO!
Alex says:

Laurie. says:
even the butt-plug falls out though
Alex says:
Lmfao!

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Emily: So yeah people were fainting and dropping dead and shit, and I were worried cause she couldn't see us like everything fuzzy + she were swaying.
Miss Foster: You know its when I hear things like that I have to report you Emily.

Wtf..

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In English and we’re sat at a big table.

Me: (proper randomly to Oliver) Do you like Gary Glitter?
Oliver: No.


No one likes him. :'(


*Later in English*

Zoe : Do you like Michael Jackson?
Oliver : No.
Laurie : Do you like Binlarden?
Oliver : Yeah! He's my best friend!
Laurie : Really!? Tell him I said hi!
Zoe : Tell him to call me!

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In English;
Zoe, Nat and Me are talking about Sims 2

Me: When they go to the loo it's funny because there's that blurry thing when they sit down but they still have their trousers up when they do their business. It's like what, you shit your pants? :S


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Dani: OMG cover your ass!
*I go and put my hands over my FACE*

It was like a reflex.. & I insulted myself in the process.

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Miss Pace totally sits at home in the dark basement playing World of Warcraft. Shes has all the little figures, and trading cards. She has a stick on beard, cape, fake teeth, a stick on wart for her nose, a staff and a hat. She also runs home from school shooting the students on the field with her fireballs.

Haaa, Alex. XD
It explains her constant abscence.

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Laura S: Don’t Chris! I dont lik