Darren
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JUST WANT EVERYONE TO KNOW I LOVE MY GIRLFRIEND EILIS O'MEARA!!
SHES AMAZING!! LOVE YOU TO BITZ BABY!!
AMAZING 3 YEARS TOGETHER!! OWE HER SOOOOOOO MUCH!!
love special basket ball, eilis brings me when iv been good!! shes cool lyk that!!
cant beat her in a game tho!! cept this one time me and john mooney destroyed her and gormo in the hall!! it remains my finest hour!! and only ever braggin rights!!
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Q: What is better than winning a medal at the Special Olympics?
A: Not being retarded
Q: What's blue and fucks old people?
A: Hypothermia
Q: What's the first thing a woman does when she gets out of the battered wives' shelter?
A: The dishes if she knows what's good for her
Q: How do you swat 200 flies at one time
A: Hit an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.
Q: What is the definition of "making love"?
A: Something a woman does while a guy is fucking her.
Q: What do 54,000 abused woman every year have in common?
A: They don't fucking listen.
Q: What's yellow and green and eats nuts?
A: Gonorrhoea
Q: Why did God create yeast infections?
A: So women would know what it's like to live with an irritating cunt once in a while too.
Q. How can you tell a macho woman?
A. She rolls her own tampons.
Q. What's the difference between a woman and a sheep?
A. The sheep doesn't get upset if you screw her sister.
Q. What's the difference between acne and a Michael Jackson?
A. Acne usually doesn't come on a kid's face until he's at least 13 years old.
Q. How do you turn a fox into an elephant?
A. Marry it.
Q. What do you get when you cross two black people?
A. Your ass kicked.
Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?
A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
Q. Why do men pay more for car insurance?
A. Because women don't get blow jobs while they're driving.
Q. What's the difference between mayonnaise & semen?
A. Mayonnaise doesn't hit the back of a girl's throat at thirty miles an hour.
Q. Why do women call it PMS?
A. Mad Cow Disease was already taken.
Q. What's the height of conceit?
A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.
Q. What's the definition of macho?
A. Jogging home from your own vasectomy.
Q. How can you tell if you're at a bulimic bachelor party?
A. The cake jumps out of the girl.
Q. What's the difference between oral sex & anal sex?
A. Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak.
Q. What's so good about an Ethiopian blowjob?
A. You know she'll swallow.
Q. Why don't they teach driver's education and sex education on the same day in Iraq?
A. They don't want to wear out the camel.
Q. What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife?
A. A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewellery.
Q. What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?
A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball.
Q. How do the little boys at Michael Jackson's ranch know when it is bedtime?
A. When the big hand touches the little hand...
Q. How do you know when it's time to wash dishes and clean the house?
A. Look inside your pants; if you have a penis, it's not time.
Q. Do you know how Aussies practice safe sex?
A. They spray paint X's on the back of the animals that kick.
Q. Why is divorce so expensive?
A. Because it's worth it
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The Kellogg`s Kid
Frosties Fatality
Claim: The child actor who sang "They're gonna taste great" in a Frosties commercial committed suicide (or was murdered by bullies, or died of cancer).
Status: False.
Examples:
[Collected via e-mail, July 2006]
Is it true that the boy in the Frosties advert - 'they're gonna taste great' commited suicide because he was bullied so much about doing the advert?
On watching it yesterday my 15 year old son mentioned that he had heard in the playground chatter at school that the 'star' of the ad was in fact a terminally ill boy who had been granted the appearance as his dying wish.
Origins:
In June 2006 we began receiving inquiries about the fate of the adolescent boy who appeared in a 2006 UK Kellogg's Frosties commercial singing "They're gonna taste great."
According to rumor, the lad who sang the irritating refrain was beaten or stabbed by hooligans or was verbally picked on by bullies to the extent that he was moved to take his own life.
When we contacted Kellogg's UK offices about this rumor, they provided us with the following statement:
The current advertisement has been well received by the vast majority of our customers. We would also like to take this opportunity to confirm that the lead boy within the advertisement is well and continues to live in his native South Africa.
Unfortunately, since we don't yet know the name of the young actor who portrayed the "Frosties Kid," and Kellogg's declined to provide us that information, we can't relay any more news about him. (One of the more interesting theories offered about the "Frosties Kid" has it that he isn't an actor at all, but rather a computer-generated creation.)
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5 weeks ago
Éilís O
hello hello im here
just gonna go have a wash....woop woop
hahaha so weird on this thing again.....three years around now we were headin out on the conker championships...haha we are losers yess???? -
Jackie Kerr12 weeks agoTHIS is what I was talkking about in work...
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Éilís O
jeez ur so rude not replyin to people like wha u at man?????????
oh bet there is people back in ur house now....coz ur stoooopid when it comes to tha kinda stuff
have fun tonight i hope and move to facebook
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Éilís O
alryt fagggiiiitttt....
do ya want my password for this too so u can reply to people for me on this too????
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Éilís O
have my love............
think we shud hang out some time.....
bahahahahahahaha..
see ya in like three years
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Katie Corrigan27 weeks agomr mooooobs.....ah no only messin i did notice ya lookin a bit more buff ya little stud muffet bet ya eilis cant keep her hands off ya!!!! dis time next week ill be in lansa ya jealous???
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The Slaughtered Lamb27 weeks agotickets for aslan on sale thursday night 21th of may from 9pm and next thursday night the 28th from 9pm while thay last...only €17...........................
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Éilís O27 weeks ago
id rather u dont issue orders on bebo aswell...
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The Slaughtered Lamb27 weeks ago
Every Thursday and Fri
whicked thursdays @ the slaughtered lamb
No Bullshit & None of this selected drinks crap..
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With The Very Best James Browns Karaoke Show (starts 9.30pm)
Lots Of Drink Promos In Code Club Listen For The Bell with all DRINKS €4.00
COME JOIN DUBLIN'S HOTTEST THURSDAY NIGHT PARTY!!!
Free Entry All Night Long...
Late Bar Till 2.30pm...
It's The Way We Roll.
Friday
Come Party With Us At:
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All Drinks €3.00 All Night Long (in code club)
All Drinks €3.00 All Night Long
Late Bar With Live Dj Till 2.30pm
And What For it..
Free In Before 11pm.. Thats All Drinks €3.00 all Night Long With Free Entry Before 11pm (€10 after 11pm) So Make Sure You Get Down Before 11pm.
SUNDAY JUNE 21TH
Live At The Lamb ALSAN PLAY LIVE
DOORS OPEN 6.30PM
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Éilís O
sup i'm a fortune teller..n all I speak is truth and nothing but the truth
!!enjoy ur future placing ur hands in peoples shirts saying get on ur bike!!ul go far for sure..love u xxxx.
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Éilís O
member i was talkin bout this ting today??/
well im gonna be the bigger person and give u some love
does that make u feel better??
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Éilís O29 weeks ago
bahahaha katie is a legend....
u better be breakin them out on the catalanza baybay....
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im such a deadly girlfriend.................miss u ............love u.................................
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Now you really will need help goin to the toilet!!!!!
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