1. dont tell us when you think other girls are hot.
2. whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
3. if you dont act like soap-opera guys, dont expect us to dress like Victoria Secret models.
4. mark anniversaries on a calendar.
5. there is no such thing as 2 much kissing.
6. we think about you all the time.
7. this is how we see it . . . Don't call = Don't Care.
8. which also means that if we dont call, take the hint.
9. we like you to be a little jealous . . . but overly possessive is not necessary.
10. being able to make us laugh is so much more important than how much you can bench-press.
11. return favors: we massage, you massage; , we dance, you dance; we phone, you phone.
12. cheaters are unwanted.
13. we're allowed to be late . . . you are not.
14. eye contact is key.
15. dont take longer to get ready than we do.
16. laugh at our jokes.
17. three words . . . honesty, honesty, honesty.
18. girls can be groupies. guy groupies are stalkers.
19. stuff goes on in our minds u dont need 2 know about
20. do not start with us. you will not win.
21. would you like it if a guy treated your sister that way? we didnt think so.
22. if you ask nicely, we usually answer the same way.
23. we will never have enough clothes or shoes.
24. we have an excuse to act bitchy at least once a month.
25. open the door for us no matter where we are . . . even at our house and getting into the car.
26. we love surprises!
27. we liked to be kissed softly, not with an iron tongue.
28. pay attention to the little things we do, because they mean the most.
29. boxers and maybe boxer briefs sometimes . . . NEVER tightie-whiteys!!
30. clean your room before we come over.
31. always brush your teeth before you see us . . . a fresh mouth and white teeth are a necessity.
32. dont force us into doing anything, wait till we're ready
33. even though you are sometimes insensitive and hurt us, we still love you with everything we are.
34. cuddling is really important.
35. dont act all cool infront of ure friends. we hate it!! act like ure self.
36. sometimes "NO!" really means "NO!"
37. we love it wen u buy us stupid little things.
38. showing us how much u care counts alot.
39. sensitive guys are great . . . but crying more than we do in a movie just isnt right.
40. dont let ex-girlfriends cause drama, relationships are stressful enough.
41. it takes a special kind of stupid to forget birthdays.
42. guys who are good cuddlers = guys who know how to satisfy a woman.
43. "Fat Chicks" have feelings too.
44. silent treatment, shoulder shrugs, tears, yelling and nasty looks all add up to . . . YOU DID SOMETHING WRONG!
45. the excuse "I can't dance" is unacceptable . . . we'll appreciate the simple fact that you're trying.
46. just because a girl doesnt pick up on the first ring doesnt mean shes not waiting by the phone.
47. you dont have to spend a lot, if it means a lot.
48. dont say you love me if you dont mean it.
49. dont lie to us . . . we will catch you.
*****50. when the girls get together, we talk about EVERYTHING. Meaning my best friends know everything about you.******

1. Tell her she is beautiful

2. Hold her hand at any moment . . . even if its just for a second.

3. Hug her from behind

4. Leave her voice messages to wake up to.

5. When she is upset, hold her tight and tell her how much she means to you.

6. Recognize the small things . . . they usually mean the most.

7. If you're talking to another girl, when your done talking, walk over and hug her and kiss her....let her know she's yours and they arent.

8. Write her notes or call her just to say "hi"

9. Introduce her to your friends . . . as your girlfriend.

10. Play with her hair.

11. Pick her up (she loves it)

12. Get upset if another guy touches her and she doesnt like it

13. Make her laugh

14. Let her fall asleep in your arms.

15. If she's mad at you, kiss her.

16. If you care about her, then (we all know this is a challenge) TELL HER

17. Every guy should give their girl 3 things: a stuffed animal(she'll hug it everytime she goes to sleep), jewlery(will treasure it forever), and one of his t-shirts (she'll most likely wear it to bed) and don't forget to bring her flowers or something special once in a while.

18. Treat her the same around your friends as you do when your alone.

19. Look her in the eyes and smile.

20. Hang out with her on weekends (guys, this WILL NOT, i repeat WILL NOT kill you)

21.Kiss her in the rain (girls love this)

22.Kiss her just for the heck of it

23. If your listening to music, let her listen too.

24. Remember her birthday and get her something, even if its simple and inexpensive, it came from YOU. it means all the world to HER.

25. when she gives you a present on your birthday, Christmas, or just when ever, take it and tell her you love it, even if you don't (itll make her happy.)

26. Always call her when you say you will, it may not seem like it, but it does hurt her and makes her thinks you don't care so call even if you can only talk for a minute.

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"