hmm well wat can i say bout dis crazy little leprechaun paha#
shes mah wifey through thick and thin

11 RULES OF BEBO

the 11 rules of bebo
one.
If you're ugly,
stop acting like you don't know it.
The captions under you picture that says
"top model pose"
"sexy bitch"
"arnt i hot"
doesn't convince anyone.


two.
To the people who have like 25,000 friends,
are you serious?
Nobody in this universe can keep up with that many friends.
You're stupid.
Go play in traffic.


three.
Don't ever post pictures and say
"OMG, I'm so ugly"
"OMG,I'm so fat"
because if you were,
you wouldn't post them.


four.
Nobody cares about threats over the internet.
Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard.
Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics;
even if you win,
you're still retarded.


five.
Making 20 bulletins a day
about how you have new pictures
and begging people to comment on them is pathetic.
Make the bulletin once if you have to,
and those who actually care about you
will comment on your pics.


six.
If all your pictures look the same,
don't post them all.
Please put some variety in your pics.
Nobody wants to see your face
8 different ways.


seven.
Who really cares if
I don't accept you as a friend?
MOVE ON!!!
Don't send me another request or message asking
"what's up with you not adding me?"
I don't want you as a friend;
that's what's up!


eight.
Little 6th graders who have bebos
and look like sluts,
go somewhere else
because nobody wants you here.!!!


nine.
If you have decided to read this,
you are a true bebo Friend.
Real friends read their bulletins.


ten.
I say you go and pass this on
and maybe it will finally get through people's brains
(if they have them).


eleven.
And if you open a msg and it says something like
"repost this in 100 seconds or a ghost will rape your dog tonight,"
IT'S NOT REAL!
QUIT BEING AN IDIOT!!!!!!!!
PEOPLE WHO HAVE NO LIFE WHATSOEVER MAKE THAT SHIT UP THINKING THAT PEOPLE WILL FALL FOR THEIR STUPID TRAP!!! AND YOU DO!!!!


Copy and repost in your own bulletin as
11 rules of BEBO. OR PASS IT ON

THE GHANA VERSION OF CHICKEN NOODLE SOUP

Fufu & okra soup
Fufu & okra soup
Fufu & okra soup wit a Fanta on the side

O let it draw and Swallow it (2x)
O let it draw and Swallow it (2x)

I was making Okra soup wit a Goat meat-in
Took my fufu out and pounded- it
Brother came out... i Look left
then He like... yo
I want some of dat too!!

O let it draw and Swallow it (2x)
O let it draw and Swallow it(2x)

KOS-KOS
And lets eat it
lets eat it
lets eat it(3x)

O let it draw and swallow it (2x)
O let it draw and swallow it (2x)

Fufu and okra soup
Fufu and okra soup
Fufu and okra soup with a Fanta on the side(2x)

ALL THE NATIONS(African Nations)
Swallow it (fufu)
IGBO TOWN
swallow it(fufu)
YORUBA TOWN
swallow it
HAUSA SIDE
swallow it
CALABAR SIDE
swallow it
DELTA/RIVER SIDE
swallow it

now lets EAT IT, LETS EAT IT, LETS EAT IT, lets eat it