Luke Theoriginaltoiletraver
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Garçon, 18,
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- de Shitty Old Witney
- Statut sentimental : Célib
- Visites sur le profil: 6 437
- Dernière connexion: Il y a 16 semaines
- www.bebo.com/A_Chode_On_Fire
- Slogan
- "imagine if you were invisible omg how cool would that be" "yeah coz ur mature"
- À propos de moi
- Words like "yeah blood" "innit" and ill "shank ya" are stupid retardations of real words Dont use them on my God damn page!!!
Hi im luke im 17 "WOOT" Driving!
Always up for a chat so add me damn you! lukespikey15@hotmail.co.uk
B ball = my religeon so big that up
Evil chicken anyone? Mwhuhahahahahahaha
A note from GOD so take heed "you slags"
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If you're ugly, stop acting like you don't know it.
The captions under you picture that says
"Top model pose"
"Sexy bitch"
"Arnt i hot"
"Me being sexxxy"
doesn't convince anyone
Just because you put that, it doesn't change the appearance of your face
lol isnt being silly fun?
Think about that one, yeah youre mature
"500 EUROS? YOU WONT SEE PENNY ONE FROM ME YOU SLAG!!"
"Oh the sweet irony"
"I fort he was sayin that but it war a long time ago and in heinsight he coulda just bin shittin himself"
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I Words of a great prophet The Hitcher 2007A.D (The Hitcher A.K.A Baboo Yagoo or The Green Man Witch)
- Music
- just about anything or anyone that can sing lol and i dnt thnk i have enough characters to name them all
- Films
- again most movies but i prefer ones with a bit of action in them
- Sports
- judo, basketball, tennis and badminton
- Scared Of
- earywigs those nasty things that hide in wood and stuff and have little pincers ewww
- Happiest When
- with my mates at movies and at parties
- funniest thing ive heard lately
- Mary had a little lamb
It ran into a pylon.
10, 000 volts went up it's arse
and turned it's wool to nylon
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- i do im smart
- i dont im a complete idiot and i think alphabetty spagetty is a maths puzzle
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read dis 9/11 its freaky
read dis 9/11 its freaky
9/11
1) New York City has 11 letters
2) Afghanistan has 11 letters.
3) Ramsin Yuseb (The terrorist who threatened to destroy the Twin
Towers in 1993) has 11 letters.
4) George W Bush has 11 letters.
This could be a mere coincidence, but this gets more interesting:
1) New York is the 11th state.
2) The first plane crashing against the Twin Towers was flight number
11.
3) Flight 11 was carrying 92 passengers. 9 + 2 = 11
4) Flight 77 which also hit Twin Towers, was carrying 65 passengers.
6+5 = 11
5) The tragedy was on September 11, or 9/11 as it is now known. 9 + 1+ 1 = 11
6) The date is equal to the US emergency services telephone number
911. 9 + 1 + 1 = 11.
Sheer coincidence..?! Read on and make up your own mind:
1) The total number of victims inside all the hi-jacked planes was
254. 2 + 5 + 4 = 11.
2) September 11 is day number 254 of the calendar year. Again 2 + 5 + 4
= 11.
3) The Madrid bombing took place on 3/11/2004. 3 + 1 + 1 + 2 + 4 = 11.
4) The tragedy of Madrid happened 911 days after the Twin Towers
incident.
Now this is where things get totally eerie:
The most recognised symbol for the US, after the Stars & Stripes, is
the Eagle. The following verse is taken from the Quran, the Islamic
holy book:
"For it is written that a son of Arabia would awaken a fearsome Eagle.
The wrath of the Eagle would be felt throughout the lands of Allah and lo,
while some of the people trembled in despair still more rejoiced: for
the wrath of the Eagle cleansed the lands of Allah and there was
peace."
That verse is number 9.11 of the Quran.
unconvinced about all of this Still ..?! Try this and see how you feel
afterwards, it made my hair stand on end:
Open Microsoft Word and do the following:
1. Type in capitals Q33 NY. This is the flight number of the first
plane to hit one of the Twin Towers.
2. Highlight the Q33 NY.
3. Change the font size to 48.
4. Change the actual font to the WINGDINGS
What do you think now?!!
1 commentaire 825 jours
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hu r yooooooooo???
i am the UBER-LORD of the hindabuds these are my followers mwhuhahahahahaha (no fat chicks)
My icon = liam
My icons queen = dani
My my princess = cheree
My ninja = courts
My master ninja = Azza
My sham wife (lol) = Elisa
My Mummy =
My Daddy =
My Daughter = Hannah davies
My Son =
My Big Sister = gemma henderson
My Big Bro =
My Guardian Angel = lucy hamblin
My Idol = tank
My Kareoke Buddy = claire
My Babe = amy
My amazing, gorgous n hilarious chicken supreme partner for lyfe (dont forget the shake and bake) = holly cline =p
My Gay Lover = matt or not
My Secret Admirer = Tanna
My Bad gurl = scarlet
My Body guard =
My Bitch = jo jo
My Princess = jasmine
My Princess = Emma dines
My Ninja = amy thompson
My Bit On The Side = Emma dines
My Hardcore Gangstas = kylarr (blates)
My Partner In Crime = Danielle
My Babies =
My Goss/bitchin' buddy = jo jo
My Sugar plum fairy = Tanna
My Shoppoholic friends =
My Gorgeous gurl = jasmine
my rele nice person who is proper gawjus = Kelly simpson
My Stars =
My Luffly friend thats always there 4 me =
My Friend That Puts A Smile On My Face! = holly cline
My Chuckle Buddy = the one and only Dobby
My FairyPrincess = Amy fletcher
My Acting Buddies =
My Forgein Exchange Student = tank
My gurlfriend = max viner
My Love = foreign fia
My Sleepover Buddy =
My Emo = danny
My Stunner = Emma Eyeley
My mother of my 12 estranged emo babies = Amy
My emo princess = Amy again lol
My baby sittier of my 12 estranged emo babies = Tanna
My kitten love = Rachel
My random ginger 1 = hendo
My special hug
My giver of life = lucy
My proper sexual hardcore absolutely amazing thingy = melky19 commentaires 1071 jours
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Il y a 42 semaines
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Lydia ChapmanIl y a 42 semainesHaha yes i'm good thanks
Very hung over today
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Emily Loves SkyeIl y a 44 semaines
Everyone Know's
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RahooIl y a 44 semainesI love how your skin sums you up entirely
love you boy
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Il y a 44 semaines via Mobile
H'M'
Lol, im never getting lyk that again
only had a bottle strongbow
&& Of coure
since i do owe uu lol
Aw cool r uu goin 2 imo's ??
Her partys r amazing
Aw &&Bring ur jacket its reli warm
Hope uu had a gd nyt anywayy
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Il y a 44 semaines
H'M'
Heyy;;
yeahh thankyouu lol, had a bad hangover in the morningg
thankuu so much for helpingg me
imo told me huu uu was so i could say thankuu
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MéabhIl y a 44 semainesyour page is pretty god damned impressive
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SexyfunkIl y a 68 semainesWe bring to Oxford for the first time an exclusive club night strictly for over 16s.
Playing the best in Funky house, Rnb, Club classics and chart music to keep you dancing all night. We are not a Drum and bass night (sorry!)
Launch night Friday 29th August @ at Ignition, Witney Football club, Downs Road.
8.00pm - 1.00am.
Just £4 entry to celebrate the launch of this brand new event as well as free giveaways!!!
Smart dress only, no hats or sportswear allowed. Smart denim is OK. Smart, clean trainers are also OK.
Separate bar area for those who are over 18.
Please remember that i.d will be required for this event, if you look under 16 then you must bring i.d!
Add us as a friend although only Sexy, Stylish, Sophisticated people need to apply
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Il y a 69 semaines
Kate Decker
hey dahlin hw was ur holiday? danny n me r bak 2geva ion case u didnt knw.
fancy bein ma pimp 2 the fancy dres on fri n il b ur whore? lol
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Kate DeckerIl y a 69 semaineshey babe you goin on sat hope 2 c u ther luv always xxx
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Il y a 71 semaines
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Hello My Lover,
How Are You?
I'm Gunna Miss You Lots
Anyway It's Nice 2 See That You
Havent Even Added Me On Bebo Lol
But Anyway Wb Please
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RahooIl y a 72 semainesHeyy
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Luke TheoriginaltoiletraverIl y a 72 semainesHey Guys if ur on 360 and ur on an online multiplayer game (preferably COD4) take a look at my new clan website its z4.invisionfree.com/Private_Milita
ry thanks!
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Kate DeckerIl y a 73 semaineswow i make u larf - cumin from a comedian tht is definelty a compliment
yeah blud
wll we b seein u on friday my curly haired friend innit
hazel i luv you
just for id also mention tht il shank ya
just becoz u hate all 3 stupid retadations of the words. lol
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yer breaking myself with sk8 board jumping off walls buildings and u know me killing the next doors cat with a sniper and blowing up iraq civilians with some grenades lol
also with some RAPE in there lol
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Sound Fusion WitneyIl y a 75 semainesYou know sometimes them parties come along and you just CANT AFFORD TOO MISS THEM….
If you haven’t guessed already but you have heard the rumours its TRUEEE… SOUND FUSION IS BACK AGAIN WITH FOOOOAAAAMMM FOR ROUND 2 of the ALMIGHTY SOUND FUSION FOAM PARTYYY…!!
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Hey Guys if ur on 360 and ur on an online multiplayer game (preferably COD4) take a look at my new clan website its z4.invisionfree.com/Priv
Luke Theoriginaltoiletraver 0 réponsesate_Military thanks!
heya i just wanred to let u no that although we have had our pallout about stupid shit u have always been a great friend thnx xx
Siobhan Pates 0 réponsesHi Luke, i just thought i woyuld leave you a lil white board thing tosay that.....
Emma 0 réponsesI LOVE YEW!!!
Bubi for now xxxxxxxxxx