Luke Theoriginaltoiletraver

All my m8s engulf me with awesomeness i dno if that even makes sense but i dont care coz i love em all

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À propos de moi

Slogan
"imagine if you were invisible omg how cool would that be" "yeah coz ur mature"
À propos de moi
Words like "yeah blood" "innit" and ill "shank ya" are stupid retardations of real words Dont use them on my God damn page!!!

Hi im luke im 17 "WOOT" Driving!

Always up for a chat so add me damn you! lukespikey15@hotmail.co.uk

B ball = my religeon so big that up

Evil chicken anyone? Mwhuhahahahahahaha

A note from GOD so take heed "you slags"

ONE
If you're ugly, stop acting like you don't know it.
The captions under you picture that says
"Top model pose"
"Sexy bitch"
"Arnt i hot"
"Me being sexxxy"
doesn't convince anyone
Just because you put that, it doesn't change the appearance of your face

lol isnt being silly fun?
Think about that one, yeah youre mature

"500 EUROS? YOU WONT SEE PENNY ONE FROM ME YOU SLAG!!"

"Oh the sweet irony"

"I fort he was sayin that but it war a long time ago and in heinsight he coulda just bin shittin himself"
^
I
I Words of a great prophet The Hitcher 2007A.D (The Hitcher A.K.A Baboo Yagoo or The Green Man Witch)
Mon autre moitié
Kate Decker

Kate Decker

<-- this gurl makes me laugh (love ya kate) x

Music
just about anything or anyone that can sing lol and i dnt thnk i have enough characters to name them all
Films
again most movies but i prefer ones with a bit of action in them
Sports
judo, basketball, tennis and badminton
Scared Of
earywigs those nasty things that hide in wood and stuff and have little pincers ewww
Happiest When
with my mates at movies and at parties
funniest thing ive heard lately
Mary had a little lamb
It ran into a pylon.
10, 000 volts went up it's arse
and turned it's wool to nylon

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  • read dis 9/11 its freaky

    read dis 9/11 its freaky
    9/11
    1) New York City has 11 letters

    2) Afghanistan has 11 letters.

    3) Ramsin Yuseb (The terrorist who threatened to destroy the Twin
    Towers in 1993) has 11 letters.

    4) George W Bush has 11 letters.

    This could be a mere coincidence, but this gets more interesting:

    1) New York is the 11th state.

    2) The first plane crashing against the Twin Towers was flight number
    11.

    3) Flight 11 was carrying 92 passengers. 9 + 2 = 11

    4) Flight 77 which also hit Twin Towers, was carrying 65 passengers.
    6+5 = 11

    5) The tragedy was on September 11, or 9/11 as it is now known. 9 + 1+ 1 = 11

    6) The date is equal to the US emergency services telephone number
    911. 9 + 1 + 1 = 11.

    Sheer coincidence..?! Read on and make up your own mind:

    1) The total number of victims inside all the hi-jacked planes was
    254. 2 + 5 + 4 = 11.

    2) September 11 is day number 254 of the calendar year. Again 2 + 5 + 4
    = 11.

    3) The Madrid bombing took place on 3/11/2004. 3 + 1 + 1 + 2 + 4 = 11.

    4) The tragedy of Madrid happened 911 days after the Twin Towers
    incident.

    Now this is where things get totally eerie:

    The most recognised symbol for the US, after the Stars & Stripes, is
    the Eagle. The following verse is taken from the Quran, the Islamic
    holy book:

    "For it is written that a son of Arabia would awaken a fearsome Eagle.
    The wrath of the Eagle would be felt throughout the lands of Allah and lo,
    while some of the people trembled in despair still more rejoiced: for
    the wrath of the Eagle cleansed the lands of Allah and there was
    peace."

    That verse is number 9.11 of the Quran.

    unconvinced about all of this Still ..?! Try this and see how you feel
    afterwards, it made my hair stand on end:

    Open Microsoft Word and do the following:

    1. Type in capitals Q33 NY. This is the flight number of the first
    plane to hit one of the Twin Towers.

    2. Highlight the Q33 NY.

    3. Change the font size to 48.

    4. Change the actual font to the WINGDINGS

    What do you think now?!!





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  • hu r yooooooooo???

    i am the UBER-LORD of the hindabuds these are my followers mwhuhahahahahaha (no fat chicks)
    My icon = liam
    My icons queen = dani
    My my princess = cheree
    My ninja = courts
    My master ninja = Azza
    My sham wife (lol) = Elisa
    My Mummy =
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    My Daughter = Hannah davies
    My Son =
    My Big Sister = gemma henderson
    My Big Bro =
    My Guardian Angel = lucy hamblin
    My Idol = tank
    My Kareoke Buddy = claire
    My Babe = amy
    My amazing, gorgous n hilarious chicken supreme partner for lyfe (dont forget the shake and bake) = holly cline =p
    My Gay Lover = matt or not
    My Secret Admirer = Tanna
    My Bad gurl = scarlet
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    My Bitch = jo jo
    My Princess = jasmine
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    My Ninja = amy thompson
    My Bit On The Side = Emma dines
    My Hardcore Gangstas = kylarr (blates)
    My Partner In Crime = Danielle
    My Babies =
    My Goss/bitchin' buddy = jo jo
    My Sugar plum fairy = Tanna
    My Shoppoholic friends =
    My Gorgeous gurl = jasmine
    my rele nice person who is proper gawjus = Kelly simpson
    My Stars =
    My Luffly friend thats always there 4 me =
    My Friend That Puts A Smile On My Face! = holly cline
    My Chuckle Buddy = the one and only Dobby
    My FairyPrincess = Amy fletcher
    My Acting Buddies =
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    My gurlfriend = max viner
    My Love = foreign fia
    My Sleepover Buddy =
    My Emo = danny
    My Stunner = Emma Eyeley
    My mother of my 12 estranged emo babies = Amy
    My emo princess = Amy again lol
    My baby sittier of my 12 estranged emo babies = Tanna
    My kitten love = Rachel
    My random ginger 1 = hendo
    My special hug
    My giver of life = lucy
    My proper sexual hardcore absolutely amazing thingy = melky

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  • Lydia Chapman
    luv Lydia Chapman

    Yeaahh :) sxc_pink_lydia@hotmail.com :D
    xxxxxxxx

    Il y a 42 semaines
  • Lydia Chapman
    Lydia Chapman

    Haha yes i'm good thanks :)
    Very hung over today :(
    xxxxxxxx

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  • Emily Loves Skye
    Emily Loves Skye

    :P Everyone Know's :D xxx

    ;) Congratulations :P

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  • Rahoo
    Rahoo

    I love how your skin sums you up entirely :)


    love you boy
    xx

    Il y a 44 semaines
  • H'M'
    H'M'

    Lol, im never getting lyk that again :L only had a bottle strongbow:L && Of coure:L since i do owe uu lol

    Aw cool r uu goin 2 imo's ??
    Her partys r amazing:D

    Aw &&Bring ur jacket its reli warm :L

    Hope uu had a gd nyt anywayy :)

    And thats fine, i hardly ever go om tho :L

    Xo

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  • H'M'
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    Heyy;;

    yeahh thankyouu lol, had a bad hangover in the morningg:( :L

    thankuu so much for helpingg me:L
    imo told me huu uu was so i could say thankuu :)
    xo

    Il y a 44 semaines
  • Méabh
    Méabh

    your page is pretty god damned impressive

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  • Sexyfunk
    Sexyfunk

    We bring to Oxford for the first time an exclusive club night strictly for over 16s.

    Playing the best in Funky house, Rnb, Club classics and chart music to keep you dancing all night. We are not a Drum and bass night (sorry!)

    Launch night Friday 29th August @ at Ignition, Witney Football club, Downs Road.

    8.00pm - 1.00am.

    Just £4 entry to celebrate the launch of this brand new event as well as free giveaways!!!

    Smart dress only, no hats or sportswear allowed. Smart denim is OK. Smart, clean trainers are also OK.

    Separate bar area for those who are over 18.

    Please remember that i.d will be required for this event, if you look under 16 then you must bring i.d!

    Add us as a friend although only Sexy, Stylish, Sophisticated people need to apply ;)

    xxx

    Il y a 68 semaines
  • Kate Decker
    luv Kate Decker

    hey dahlin hw was ur holiday? danny n me r bak 2geva ion case u didnt knw.
    fancy bein ma pimp 2 the fancy dres on fri n il b ur whore? lol
    pwb xxxx

    Il y a 69 semaines
  • Kate Decker
    Kate Decker

    hey babe you goin on sat hope 2 c u ther luv always xxx

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  • S.S
    luv S.S

    Hello My Lover,
    How Are You?
    I'm Gunna Miss You Lots :(
    Anyway It's Nice 2 See That You
    Havent Even Added Me On Bebo Lol
    But Anyway Wb Please
    Love You x

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  • Rahoo
    Rahoo

    Heyy :)



    ily
    xxx

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  • Luke Theoriginaltoiletraver
    Luke Theoriginaltoiletraver

    Hey Guys if ur on 360 and ur on an online multiplayer game (preferably COD4) take a look at my new clan website its z4.invisionfree.com/Private_Milita
     ry thanks!

    Il y a 72 semaines
  • Kate Decker
    Kate Decker

    wow i make u larf - cumin from a comedian tht is definelty a compliment :) yeah blud
    wll we b seein u on friday my curly haired friend innit
    hazel i luv you
    just for id also mention tht il shank ya
    just becoz u hate all 3 stupid retadations of the words. lol
    luvz yho0o

    Il y a 73 semaines
  • XXbloodsuckerxx
    luv XXbloodsuckerxx

    yer breaking myself with sk8 board jumping off walls buildings and u know me killing the next doors cat with a sniper and blowing up iraq civilians with some grenades lol

    also with some RAPE in there lol




















    CANCER....oooo

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  • Sound Fusion Witney
    Sound Fusion Witney

    You know sometimes them parties come along and you just CANT AFFORD TOO MISS THEM….

    If you haven’t guessed already but you have heard the rumours its TRUEEE… SOUND FUSION IS BACK AGAIN WITH FOOOOAAAAMMM FOR ROUND 2 of the ALMIGHTY SOUND FUSION FOAM PARTYYY…!!

    LAST TIME THE VIBE WAS ELECTRIC AND THE MOOD WAS BUZZIN THE TUNES WERE BANGING AND EVERYONE WAS GOING F***KIN MENTAL

    SO SOUND FUSION THOUGHT WHY NOT …. LETS DO IT ALL AGAIN ;)

    ITS ALL HAPPENING ON FRIDAY 11th JULY @ IGNITION (Witney FC)

    SUMMER IS HERE AND ITS STRICTLY TIME TO GET THAT BIKINI OUT AGAIN GIRLS FOR ROUND 2 ;)

    PLEASE REPLY TOO THIS COMMENT TOO LET US KNOW IF YOUR COMING ;)

    Please note the last foam party was sold out 2 weeks prior too the event so please ARRIVE EARLY…if you don’t want to be disappointed that is ;)

    Get in touch with the coolest party on town on the msn
    @ soundfusionwitney@hotmai
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    Whoop Whoop !!!!!!!!!!!!

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