Start out with 100% and minus 1% for everything that you've done. Then repost as your __% virgin.

1. Smoked
2. Drank alcohol
3. Cried when someone died
4. Been drunk
5. Had sex
6. Been to a concert
7. Given a handjob/gotten a handjob
8. Given a given head/recieved
9. Been verbally/sexually harassed
10. Verbally/sexually harassed somebody
11. Felt someone up and/or been felt up
12. Laughed so hard something came out of your nose
13. Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend before
14. Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend
15. Been to homecoming
16. Cried at school
17. Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store
18. Went streaking
19. Given or received a lap dance
20. Had someone of the opposite sex in your room
21. Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over
22. Slept over at someone of the same sex's house
23. Kissed a stranger
24. Hugged a stranger
25. Went scuba diving
26. Driven a car
27. Gotten an x-ray
28. Hit by a car
29. Had a party
30. Done drugs
31. Played strip poker
32. Got paid to strip for someone
33. Ran away from home
34. Broken a bone
35. Eaten sushi
36. Bought porn
37. Watched porn
38. Made porn
39. Had a crush on someone of the same sex
40. Been in love
41. French kissed
42. Laughed so hard you cried
43. Cried yourself to sleep
44. Laughed yourself to sleep
45. Stabbed yourself
46. Shot a gun
47. Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day
48. Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours
49. Been online for 9 consecutive hours
50. Watched an animal die
51. Watched a person die
52. Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person present
53. Pranked somebody
54. Put somebody in the hospital
55. Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out
56. Kissed somebody of the same sex
57. Dressed punk
58. Dressed goth
59. Dressed preppy
60. Been to a motocross race
61. Avoided somebody
62. Been stalked
63. Stalked someone
64. Met a celebrity
65. Played an instrument
66. Ridden a horse
67. Cut yourself
68. Bungee jumped
69. Ding dong ditched somebody
70. Been to a wild party
71. Got caught stealing something
72. Kicked a guy in the balls
73. Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend
74. Went out with your friend's crush
75. Got arrested
76. Been pregnant
77. Babysat
78. Been to another country
79. Started your house on fire
80. Had an encounter with a ghost
81. Donated your hair to cancer patients
82. Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by
83. Cried over a member of the opposite sex
84. Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for over 3 months
85. Sat on your butt all day
86. Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself
87. Had a job
88. Gotten cut from a sports team
89. Been called a whore
90. Danced like a whore
91. Been mistaken for a celebrity
92. Been in a car accident
93. Been told you have beautiful eyes
94. Been told you have beautiful hair
95. Raped somebody
96. Danced in the rain
97. Been raped
98. Walked out of a restaurant without paying
99. Punched someone/slapped someone in the face
100. Kissed someone on the lips


38% O_O

OK! Today is Tuesday. It is also the day I write my short story for English. Amelia and Steffi won’t stop pressuring me. At this point in time while I desperately try to reach my “at least 500 word” quota, Steffi is running her hand up my thigh (don’t worry she’s the only one getting any pleasure) and Amelia is stabbing my leg with her pen – what lovely friends, they obviously care about my education. “I'M GONNA RIP THEIR FUCKING THROATS OUT!” I scream to myself in frustration.

Right. OK. Once Miss Morgan announced to the best class in the universe (11ENGA) that we were doing short stories I think I nearly suffocated and died from shock. I have no idea what to write about. So I’m doing my ‘tough choice’ story on not knowing what to write about. Because come on it’s seriously a tough choice! It took me at least a week to decide on a topic. I went through at least 10 ideas, but none of them felt right, I just couldn’t create a bond with any of the ideas I had. A few of these ideas were choosing to drink out of a mug or cup, choosing to smoke/get a tattoo, or whether to have buttsex or not (that was definitely my favourite but thought ‘twas a tad inappropriate).

Rocking back and fourth in depression thinking about our forefathers struggling to write ancient Scriptures and text language dictionaries I feel my life spirally downwards into a dark abyss as the frustration of story writing conquers my youthful soul. I mean jeez what if you have some sort of writing disorder and when your told to write a short story your hands freeze up and fall off (because that is possible right?). Or what if you don’t have any hands at all, do teachers even think about these things? Because they should! People are just so insensitive these days!

‘Shit…’ I told myself I’d finish this story in one English period. I have 3 minutes until the bell rings ‘No… please… no… this can’t happen to me…’ I say to myself over and over thinking about how drastically my life will change. I start writing faster. I quickly find my story nearing its end as my smart, awesome, cool, brainy brain estimates the amount of words I have my extraordinarily meaningful story is close to 500.

‘Blah blah blah’ is all that’s running through my head at the moment since the class won’t shut their huge food eating mouths. I don’t know how to conclude this writing task. I don’t even really know what this writing task is really about. All I know is that I’ve finally fucking finished it and that sausages aren’t animals. Thank You.

1. Full Name: donna something something MUAHA
2. Nicknames: donna, oi, donny
3. Birthday: 3/7/92
4. Place of Birth: Taumarunui!!
5. Zodiac Sign: umm cancer
6. Male or female: god ive been asked this heaps =[ female
7. School Year: 11 yaaay!
8. School: THS
9. Occupation: Professional Cool Person.. nah student
10. Hometown: Taumarunui! ^^ rep
11. MSN Screen Name: DONNAAAAAAAA

__Your Appearance__

12. Hair Colour: dark brown
13. Hair Length: shoulder length
14. Eye colour: hazel
15. Body Colour: white.. very, very white
16. Height: like.. 168 cm or something, average height
17. Braces: nope
18. Glasses: nah g
19. Piercings: yep just my ears
20. Tattoos: *shifty eyes* nah i dont..
21. Righty or Lefty: righty ^^

___Your 'Firsts'___

22. First best friend: yvette hughes lol
23. First Award: dunno.. something gay, principals award?
24. First Sport You Joined: xD never joined sport haha
25. First pet: umm a cat named nash (after dion nash.. cricketer dude) she had like 8 babies ^^
26. First Real Vacation: aussie when i was 5
27. First Concert: rockquest count?.. big day out!
28. First Love: myself =[ xD no one

___ Favourites___

29. Movie: shit.. dunno.. final destination 2? bufferfly effect?
30. TV programme: the simpsons! family guy
31. Colour: black and white
32. Rapper: ew no one
33. Band: ummmm heaps.. soad i guess
34. Song Right Now: endziet byt heaven shall burn..
36. Sweet: umm fuck.. chocolate!
37. Sport: nothing xD badminton i suppose
38. Restaurant: suuubwaaaay although thats not a restaurant
39. Favourite brand: um um ummmm dont really have one, metal shit! parkway drive!
40. Store: jayjays possibly
41. School Subject: fav subject hmmm prolly music yusss
42. Animal: !!!!!!!!CAT!!!!!!!!
43. Book: oh that one in the future where cities move round on wheels.. forgot what its called =[
44. Magazine: cleo, meannn
45. Shoes: chucks i suppose

___Currently___

46. Feeling: chilled out
47. Single or Taken: well wouldnt u like to know xD single >_>
48. Have a crush: nope
49. Eating: nothing
50. Drinking: nothing
51. Typing: words omgggg wtfff
52. Online: sometimes...
53. Listening To: pistol grip pump - RATM
54. Thinking About: when i saw RATM at BDO.. sooo hott
55. Wanting To: have heaps of money
56. Watching: some homo ass thing on the living channel hahah
57. Wearing: clothes.. WHAT?!

___Your Future___

58. Want Kids: yeah.. heaps
59. Want to be married: yeah i guess lol
60. Careers in Mind: fuck i dunno aye.. something in music maybe, computer design stuff..
61. Where do you want to live: NZ, hamilton maybe, somewhere cool =B
62. Car: oooo i dunno.. a nice one lol

__Which is Better With The Opposite Sex___

63. Hair colour: doesnt matter
64. Hair length: not longer than mine
65. Eye colour: doesnt matter
66. Measurments: taller than me
67. Cute or Sexy: depends ggg
68. Lips or Eyes: wtf? i want them to have both haha
69. Hugs or Kisses: depends also
70. Short or Tall: tall
71. Easygoing or serious: easy going! serious people suck! haha
72. Romantic or Spontaneous: whats the difference, whats spontaneous lol
73. Fatty or Skinny: doesnt matter
74. Sensitive or Loud: umm.. inbetween
75. Hook-up or Relationship: another depends..
76. Sweet or Caring: same shit
77. Trouble Maker or Hesiant One: hesiant?!? whats with these words

___Have you ever______

78. Kissed a Stranger: yes O_O
79. Had Alcohol: yep O_O
80. Smoked: yes.. and its disgusting D=
81. Ran Away From Home: umm dont think so lol sorta dumb if u do.. got nowhere to go
82. Broken a bone: yep, nose, twice lol
83. Got an X-ray: yep.. good times
84. Been with someone: well im not a loner.. xD
85. Broken Someone’s Heart: nah my hands not strong enough to rip thru someones abdomine
86. Broke Up With Someone: nope
87. Cried When Someone Died: yep
88. Cried At School: yep lol

___Do You Believe In___

89. God: nah
90. Miracles: not really
91. Love At Fir