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The Almighty Sam
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Male, 25,
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- from Blairgowrie
- I am Single
- Profile views: 3,682
- Member since: January 2006
- Last active: 12/11/07
- www.bebo.com/killallthehumans
- Me, Myself, and I
- Weeeeeeelllll... Im a student at Napier Uni, studyin an HND!!! Shout for the dumbass in the house!! I like to think of myself as a rugger player, a musician (drums, it aint hard, but its an instrument mkai!?!), a motocross GOD and a general metalhead!!
- Music
- Lamb of God, Slipknot, Killswitch Engage, Kelly Clarkson, Korn, Johnny Cash, Chimaira, Mastadon, In Flames, Children of Bodom, Machine FUCKIN Head!, Tenacious D, Blink 182, Bowling for Soup, Judas Priest, AC/DC, Kalmah, Opeth, Lordi, Decapitated, Avril Lavigne, Murderdolls, Marilyn Manson, Trivium(older stuff), Dragonforce, Stiff Little Fingers, Mudvayne, Mushroomhead, Hayseed Dixie, Fear Factory, Damageplan, Down, Breed 77Deathstars, the Mighty Mghty Bosstones, Iron Maiden, Megadeth, Rammstein, Papa Rroach, Seether, Scar Symmetry and many, many more.
- Films
- The first 20 mins of Full Metal Jacket. Funny shit. Benchwarmers. The Shawshank Redemption, (cliched, i know, but i cannae get enugh o morgan freeman!!), Anchorman(I ate a big red candle), Resevoir Dogs, Saving Private Ryan and anything funny or a good watch or with cool effects...
- Sports
- Rugby, motocross. Anything really....
- Scared Of
- Heights. Standing in dog shit, cuz its a BITCH to get off the bottom of your shoe. Oh yes, and corpses. *shudders8 Eooo...
- Happiest When
- Partying. Oh yes, you have a mad party animal on your hands. Well, kinda....
Or hanging out with my mates.
Watching Family Guy!! WOOOOO!!!
S'all good!!
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- Likes a good brawl at a gig.
- Went to see Spice girls once...
- I mosh at hame! Wanna go to a gig soon tho...
- This quiz aint for me. I KNOW im the hardcorest of em ALL!!
- When im at a gig, i like to stand WAAAAAAAAAAY at the back. Circle pits scare me.
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Would you shag me rotten baby, YEAH!!
- Yes. Yes I WILL!!
- Do you supply the handcuffs?
- No, i'm a big hairy man lady.
- No, i'm a big hairy man. Who wants to be a lady.
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Sweet memories....
"If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, even if we don't speak often, please post a comment with a memory of you and me. it can be anything you want- good or bad. when you're finished, post this little paragraph on your blog and be surprised (or moritified) about what people remember about you.."1 Comment 297 weeks
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Ty this out. Its actually pretty fun...
This is fun to do. Just read the 'offence' and if you've done it, you owe that fine. Keep going until you've read each 'offence' and added up your total fine. When you are done post this as: "My fine is £..."
You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine.
Smoked pot -- £10
Did acid -- £5
Ever had sex at church -- £25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- £40
Had sex with someone on MySpace -- £25
Had sex for money -- £100
Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- £20
Vandalized something -- £20
Had sex on your parents' bed -- £10
Beat up someone -- £20
Been jumped -- £10
Cross dressed -- £10
Given money to stripper -- £25
Been in love with a stripper -- £20
Kissed someone who's name you didn't know -- £0.10
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- £15
Ever drive and drank -- £20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- £50
Used toys while having sex -- £30
Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- £20
Went skinny dipping -- £5
Had sex in a pool -- £20
Kissed someone of the same sex -- £10
Had sex with someone of the same sex -- £20
Cheated on your significant other -- £10
Masturbated -- £10
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend -- £20
Done oral -- £5
Got oral -- £5
Done / got oral in a car while it was moving -- £25
Stole something -- £10
Had sex with someone in jail -- £25
Made a nasty home video -- £15
Had a threesome -- £50
Had sex in the wild -- £20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex --£25
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars-- £20
Had sex with someone 10 years older -- £20
Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- £25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time-- £50
Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- £25
Went streaking -- £5
Went streaking in broad daylight -- £15
Been arrested -- £5
Spent time in jail -- £15
Peed in the pool -- £0.50
Played spin the bottle -- £5
Done something you regret -- £20
Had sex with your best friend -- £20
Had sex with someone you work with at work -- £25
Had anal sex -- £80
Lied to your mate -- £5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- £25
Tally it up and title it: "My Fine Is..." then post me a comment on how you did4 Comments 320 weeks
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An Image of myself as i see me!! The Almighty Sam 0 Replies
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Apr 26 via Mobile
Flycatcher
I was remembering today that time when i met you and turk in town and you rode him like a horse! and trying to change that earring in your ear just after you got it pierced haha! Those were fun times! xxx
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7/7/12 via Mobile
Flycatcher
Grandma Passed away today sam, keep an eye on her for me. love you big chap, miss you xxx
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5/11/12
Lord Torquil Malcolm Urquhart
Happy birthday big man, going to have a few drinks in your honour later on tonight, sure you'll be supervising making sure everyone stays on top of it and cringing when we pull out the the story book of Sam x
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3/10/12
Lord Torquil Malcolm Urquhart
Going to be having a few beers for you soon man, hopefully you'll watch over and make sure everyone drinks up
Miss ya bud! x -
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Cammy Boyle11/21/10I just pulled $844 in five days at home in my spare time! Made it from - http://x.co/KTJQ Your going to be so happy!
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10/24/10
Flycatcher
hiya sweetie, still miss you
, was listening to throwdown and they always remind me of you since you bought me the album. thought id stop by and say hey. xxxxx
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8/11/10 via Mobile
Lord Torquil Malcolm Urquhart
Never on Bebo anymore man, but just thought I'd sign in to say I miss ya bud x
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6/28/10
Flycatcher
i just read back old mail on myspace and some of it is sooooo funny!!! you ate a tub of marg as a child wtf sam? its strange because sometimes just for a split second my mind play a strick and its kinda like your here ya know like i think oh i have to tell sam that or something then i remember. but anyway your neverrrr out of my mind!!! in the non creepy sense of that phrase of course hahaha!!! god this is a long comment but i just want you to know that im missing you so badly lately love you always sophie xxxx
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5/7/10
Lord Torquil Malcolm Urquhart
Missing ya man, carrying traffic cones etc on a night out doesnt feel right without you following in pursuit with a road barricade over your shoulder x
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4/26/10
Kyle Gardiner
Hey Bro, sorry i haven't had a chance to speak lately, still miss you bro, everyday. Never on here but need to write this stuff down sometimes to let my brain think its clever? Anyhoo, just wish you were still here, I'll make sure we have a drink on your behalf at this years eurovision disaster... Later bro.
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Lucy3/1/10We're all thinking about you today Sam, still got that urge to cut my hair and it always reminds me of you! haha. Remember when we balanced shoes on our head at your house and had an easter egg hunt where you upset the kiddies by finding all the chocolates! Thinking of you and your family today x
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RIPSAMCOUPAR2/28/10Hey spambob, am on Jamies bebo coz i aint cool enuf to have 1 of me own hehe. Missin you like mad, missin my "MUM HUGS", and my trips on Friday afternoons too Edinsbra to pick you up for a weekend of parent pampering at the weekends hehe, and of course your washing!!!!!!! Not saying you were'nt capable. 2 years tomorrow, it seems like forever you've been gone, sometimes I still think your at Uni and am waiting for you to text with some silly Sam thang that happened that day or something you done to make somebody laugh hehe. Love you always. Maw. xx.
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12/17/09
Flycatcher
this is just incase i dont make it on before christmas i miss you and loveeeeeee you and merry christmas and a happy new year ill be thinking of you (and drinking for you) you will always be in my mind and heart all my love forever sophie xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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