I know way too many really beautiful girls who think they don't look good... It hurts... because it's our fault, guys I mean. We make girls feel like they have to be perfect. You know what I mean, flat stomach, big boobs, round booty, long legs, sexy lips, and on top of all that, they have to dress like a whore, and be one as well... nobody can measure up to that... and its not fair... because nobody should have to. Girls prefer being called beautiful instead of hott or sexy. The little imperfections are what make people special. If everyone was perfect the world would be so boring, variety is what makes life interesting. So guys, stop making girls have to live up to your, I'm sorry, our... deluded fantasy visions of perfection. Stop acting like boys and start being men... realize that women don't exist to fufill our sexual desires. Stop talking to them solely to get with them, be nice to them because you want to be their friend, not because you want to hook up with them. Say nice things about them not to flatter them in hopes that you'll get some, but because its true and you know they like to hear them. In short... we need to grow up and stop acting like freakin retarded little boys. Girls who agree, repost. and to the few guys who have balls and agree, repost this.

1] When Your Standing At The Bus Stop, Waiting For A Bus And SomeOne Asks
''Has The Bus Come Yet?''.
Yes The Bus Came. But I Decided Not To Get On It And Stand Here All Day.
If The Flammin Bus Came, Would I Be Standing Here, Dickhead?!

[2] People Who Are Willing To Get Off Their Ass, To Search The Entire Room For The TV Remote, Because They Refuse To Walk To The TV And Change The Fucking Channel Manually!

[3] When People Say
''Oh, You Just Want To Have Your Cake And Eat It Too Huh''.
Flammin Damn Right!
What Good Is A Cake, If You Can't Eat It? Dumb Biatch!

[4] When People Say
''It's Always The Last Place You Look Is'nt It".
Of Course It bleedy Is!
Why The hell Would You Keep Looking After You've Found It? Jesus Crist!

[5] When People Say Whilst Watching A Film...
'' ...Did You See That?''.
No Freak!
I Paid A Fucking Tenner To Come To The Cinema And Stare At The Fucking Floor. Asshole!

[6] People Who Ask
''Can I Ask You A Question?''.
Didn't Really Give Me A Choice There Did You Sunshine?

[7] When Pople Say
''Life Is Short''.
What The Fuck?
Life Is The Longest Damn Thing Anyone Ever Flammin Does!!
Tell Me, What Can You Do That's Longer?!

[8] When People Point At Thier Wrist When Asking For The Time. I Know Where My Watch Is Pal!
Where The Fuck Is Yours?
Do I Point At My Ass When I Need To Go To The Toilet? idiot!

[9] People Who Say Things Like
''My Eyes Aren't What They Used To Be!''
So What Did They Used To Be?
Ears?
Wellington Boots?
It's Like Talking To A Camel!

[10] When Your Eating Something And Someone Asks
''Is That Nice?''
No Shit Head!
It's Fucking Disgusting.
I Always Eat Stuff I Hate!

[11] People Who Announce They Are Going To The Toilet.
Thanks A Million!
That's An Image I Really Didn't Need.
Before I Puke Tonight, I'll Be Sure To Let You Know. Prune!

[12] McDonalds Staff Who Pretend They Don't Understand You Unless You Insert The ''Mc'' Before The Item You Order. It Has To Be A ''McChicken Burger''.
If You Just Say A ''Chicken Burger'' You Get Blank Looks.
Well I'll Have A Fucking ''McStraw'' And ''McStab'' It In Your ''McEyes'' You Fucking ''McPrick''. Did You Understand That? Did You?!

[13] When You Come In And It's Been Raining.
Your Shivering From The Cold And Soaking Wet And SomeOne Says
''Was It Raining?''
No, I Just Felt Like Drowing Myself With A Bucket Of Water Before I Walked Into The Room To Pretend It Was Fucking Raining! Twat!

[14] When You Lose SomeThing And SomeOne Says
''Where Did You Lose It?''
If I Fucking Knew Where The bleedy hell I Lost It, I'd Have Found It By Now Would'nt I?!