Jennifer Smith
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weiblich, 26,
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- Ich über mich
- Hey folks welcome to my bebo page! Feel free to bebo me if you fancy a chat.
You all know what im about and if you dont then why the hell you on my page Ha Ha!!!
Now working on Ward 31 ARI on 12 hour shifts. Try to get out and about when work allows me. Where there's a will there's a way eh?!
Anyway feel free to have a look about and it would be good to hear from you.
- Music
- I have the most varied tate and listen to anything from 60's, 70's, 80's to the most up to date stuff. Right now some of my faves are Lilly Allen, Razorlight, The Zutons, The Frattellis, The Arctic Monkeys. You name it i'll most probably like it.
- Films
- My favourite film will always be good old Dirty Dancing. Some of my up to date faves include Walk the line, Almost Famous, Cars etc
- Sports
- Still love my footie. The Dons will always remain my number one team and i still love Pittodrie. I do enjoy watching most sports though.
- Scared Of
- Birds, Creepy crawlies, Wasps
- Happiest When
- Around friends and im out and about.
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Drunk Girls
when us girls get drunk!!
1. We have absolutely no idea where our purse is.. and for some reason, that's ok.
2. We believe that dancing with our arms overhead and wiggling our butts while yelling "WOO-HOO" is truly the sexiest dance move around.
3. We've suddenly decided that we want to kick someone's ass and honestly believe we could do it too.
4. In our last trip to pee, we realize that we now look more like a homeless hooker than the goddess we started out as just 4 hours ago.
5. We drop our 3am submarine sandwich/pizza slice/poutine on the floor, pick it up and continue eating it like its nobody's business.
6.We start crying and declare to everyone we see, including people we barely know, that we love them SOOOO MUCH.
7. We get extremely excited and jump up and down every time a new song comes on because "OH MY GOD, I LOVE THIS SONG!"
8. We're suddenly full of profound spiritual wisdom... and so is the geek next to us.
9. We don't see anything wrong with making out with profs/co-workers/boss should they be around
10. The urge to take off articles of clothing, get up on the table or bar and start to sing or dance becomes strangely overwhelming to us.
11. Our eyes just won't seem to stay open by themselves, so we keep them half closed and think it looks incredibly sexy.
12. We've suddenly taken up smoking and we believe we're really good at it
13. We yell at the bartender who we believe has cheated us by giving us just orange juice, but that's just because we can no longer taste the vodka.
14. We think we are in bed, but our pillow feels strangely like the floor.. or like the mop.
15. We start every conversation with a slurred "Don't take this the wrong way but..."
16. We fail to notice that the toilet lid is down before we sit on it.
17. Our hugs begin to resemble wrestling take-down moves.
18. We are tired, but we are troopers so instead of going home, we just sit on the floor wherever we are standing and take a quick nap.
19. We begin leaving the buttons open on our button fly jeans to cut down on the time we're in the bathroom away from our drink.
20. We take our shoes off because a) they're ridiculously impractical.. but soo beautiful! b) We believe it's the shoes' fault that we can't walk straight.
21. No matter what got broken, thrown up on, stolen, no matter who said what or who went home with whoever else - we
ALWAYS call each other the next day.
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Nursey Jokes
Nursey Jokes!!!!
How do you save a doctor from drowning?
Take your foot off his head.
What 's the difference between a nurse and a nun?
A nun only serves one God.
A nurse dies and goes to heaven. She is met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter who asks her questions about her life. Over St. Peter's shoulder the nurse spots a man in a white coat sitting on a cloud with a stethoscope around his neck.
"Oh brother!", she cries. "Is that a doctor?"
St Peter glances over his shoulder and says, "No, that's God. He just thinks he's a doctor."
They found a naked dead body of a nurse washed up on the shore today.
How did they know it was a nurse?
She had an empty stomach, a full bladder, and her butt was chewed out.
What did the nurse say when she found a rectal thermometer in her pocket?
"Some asshole has my pen!"
A nursing assistant, floor nurse, and charge nurse from a small nursing home were taking a lunch break in the break room. In walks a lady dressed in silk scarfs and wearing large polished stoned jewlery.
"I am 'Gina the Great'," stated the lady. "I am so pleased with the way you have taken care of my aunt that I will now grant the next three wishes!" With a wave of her hand and a puff of smoke, the room was filled with flowers, fruit and bottles of drink, proving that she did have the power to grant wishes before any of the nurses could think otherwise.
The nurses quickly aurgued among themselves as to which one would ask for the first wish. Speaking up, the nursing assistant wished first.
"I wish I were on a tropical island beach, with single, well-built men feeding me fruit and tending to my every need." With a puff of smoke, the nursing assistant was gone.
The floor nurse went next."I wish I were rich and retired and spending my days in my own warm cabin at a ski resort with well groomed men feeding me coccoa and doughnuts." With a puff of smoke, she too was gone.
"Now, what is the last wish?" asked the lady.
The charge nurse said," I want those two back on the floor at the end of the lunch break."
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cool cool was going to say enjoy work bet canna c that happening!! speak on wed
thats good tell her i say hi, u up 4 a wee cinema visit on wed then think my bank balance will allow that!!! u had ant thiughts about dressin up 4 monster ball?
thats what am doing the day sortin out my college stuff into classes so i no where everything is. who u on we the nite? katie txt said it was dead at the wkend, u on 4 3? need a cinema nite or something
WELL DID U GO OUT LAST NITE, I WAS IN BED BY 10 HOW SAD
this time nxt wk we will be in sunny spain
come on there not even a timeline now. ha ha ha ha it been to long!!
love ya
you've got mail
hey how's things?
HEY THERE HOW'S LIFE TREATING YOU?
Hey hon how you doing? What you been up to? Need to meet up for a catch up
free sat 22nd?
Not too bad I suppose.. Friday was a bit of a killer so yesterday was a write-off... How's things wi you??
Eoin Jess is my hero btw!
Ha ha messy it was indeed!! I left before we hit the gay bar!! You guys had already piled inside so just said bye to Millie and Fiona and made a run for the bus!! Made it just in time! Really nae liking third year so far it's a mental stress fest of assignments!!! Help!! Hows things on the ward? xxxxxxxxxxx
He he that vid is funny xx
Hello there missy!! How are you? How was the rest of Sat night? I had to make a dash for the half twelve bus time really ran away with me!!
What a fab night although I'm glad I can't see the photos!! Ha ha the karaoke experience is still bringing a smile to my face!! Where did you all end up? Will have to have a night out again soon in which I'm not a complete skin flint!!! xxxxxxxx
Hey Jen, check out my video box, hahahahaha!!!
hello
Im good thanks just had a really mad couple of month something on most wkend since june and had cowal at the wkend which was a ball.
Spain was brill really good fun and a laugh.It was really good to see the band playing with the chilli piper on the sat.Pity it was over so quick!!!! got next year to look forward to now as my best mate is getting married in thailand next May so i cant wait.!!!!
yeah have to meet up very soon havent seen you for a while. Are you going to Jacqui and Dobes engagement party next month!!!!
speak to you soonxxxx
hey jen
hows it going???? really sorry i havent text or bebo u for ages been so so so busy.
u been up to much lately? what kind of car do you have?
bonjour again - life as a dad is great!!! really enjoying it even if sleep is very rare these days!! Still young man keeps me on my toes and is growing fast! Yeah we all rotated and i am now a "proper" dr and am out in gp land in peterhead for 4 months which is good for experience but doesn't half suck driving up and down to peterhead everyday. as for head wetting will get back to you guys once he is settled into a sleep routine - that is if anyone there still remembers us now adays!