Jamie Collier

'I'm so hip, your Grandad broke me'

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  • Mężczyzna, 22, Serce 107
  • z Dunedin
  • Związek: W pojedynkę
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  • Jest z nami od: July 2005
  • Ostatnio online: 5 tygodni temu
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O mnie

Motto
yeah your balls start to twitch...like they're in R.E.M sleep
Ja, o mnie i jeszcze raz ja
<---- Like my Baby?

A little about me...

I do OT.
I work for the Community Care Trust.
I've been doing alot of tramping and Kayaking lately
Ryan Muirhead is my new God

I lived in Balclutha for my formative years then moved to Mosgiel at age 15 which really was the making of me. I'm working this year and enjoying working with people for a change. I'm studying Occupational Therapy whilst living on Duke St in Dunedin.

MARATHON VETERANS '07 - SEAN AND JAMIE (Medals for Participation)
Moja druga połowa
Kendyl

Kendyl

Helps me remembr wat its like to live in Balclutha

Music
Neil Young, The Mac, Queen and Joni Mitchell Led Zeppelin Crowded House and the Jazz they play on Hills AM and Steely Dan... oh and all old stuff

Coldplay is also getting massive plays atm
Films
Clockwork Orange, Dogtown and Z Boys, Being John Malkovich, Big Fish!!!
Hobbies
Kayaking, Reading, writing Running. Road and indoor Cricket.
Scared Of
Massive thorns that go straight thru my shoe when im running. Hairy Backs. The mice that might smother me in my sleep.
Happiest When
Cultivating my burgeoning back hairs.
Infamous Id&#39;s
Repeatedly playing "Another one bites the dust" on Saus's bass. Jim Carrey Impersonations resulting in a swollen face. Getting drunk a little too frequently than i should.
Great Books
Catcher in the Rye, Angelas Ashes, 'Tis, Harry Potter 1-7. James Bond originals. Ben Elton's, The Incredible Journey and many more i cant think of - Life Of Pi

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  • Response to aforementioned Press Statement by Jamie Collier RE: Jeetan Patel

    Response to aforementioned Press Statement by Jamie Collier RE: Jeetan Patel

    To fully understand the enigma that is Jeetan Patel and to find answers to his much publicized, but not unexpected suicide u must delve deep into his past.

    as a toddler in the early 80's he developed the strange habit of fondling his, or anybody he could get his hands on, genitals. this was a problem tht was to follow him throughout his life, culminating in him (at full stretch) reaching up and grabbing jacob orams testicles and yelling "ostrich eggs, ostrich eggs" at the top of his voice.

    all his life he has struggled to emulate his great uncle Dipak Patel. his uncle however does not approve of Jeetans vices. For instance, high class male prostitutes, acid, alcohol and a ridiculous compulsion to text-stalk people he has only met. this began at an early age when the patels registered a phone bill of $2349.70 in one month. the telecom txt bomber was found. Dipak is on record as saying "Jeetan wil never make it" so far he has yet to prove his uncle wrong.

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  • Press Statement From Tom Dillon: RE: Jeetan Patel

    Press Statement From Tom Dillon:

    Jeetan 'Dipak' Patel (as he was known as by close friends) was found dead in his hotel room this morning while on tour as part of the outa squad of the black caps new zealand cricket team.

    An acid and alcohol over dose is the suspected cause of death. Patel was found by coach john bracewell after the head coach was trying to locate jeetan to go fill up the teams water bottles, as this was his normal routine while on tour.

    Jeetan Patel had been recently in the head lines after two young unkown males had reported text abuse and continous stalking by Jeetan during the new year period. Since then life has spiraled out of control for Patel.

    The team released this statement shortly after his death this morning:
    "Its a real shame hes dead, now whos gona be the team bitch!"

    When vice captain Brendon McCullum was asked for a comment this afternoon on Patels shock suicide, he replied," Who the fuck is Jeetan Patel!?"

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  • Kate R
    Kate R

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    21 tygodni temu przez Komórka
  • Kate R
    Kate R

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    22 tygodnie temu przez Komórka
  • Bianca
    luv Bianca

    give me sum clue as to what u want for ur birthday... cos i hav no idea

    55 tygodni temu
  • ZingeR
    luv ZingeR

    hheeellllllllllllooooooooooooo
    du u no meh??

    56 tygodni temu
  • Laura O
    luv Laura O

    home from school and strait 2 bebo... tsk tsk

    56 tygodni temu
  • ZingeR
    ZingeR

    SUP JAMIE DO U REMEMBER HU I AM

    61 tygodni temu
  • ZingeR
    ZingeR

    sup jamie wats up

    61 tygodni temu
  • Sheyleigh Walsh
    Sheyleigh Walsh

    hey jamie! i haven't seen your face round tech in ages :(


    Okay, so i have this as an actual invite for you, but incase i don't get to see you in time.

    You are invited to join the PARTY for
    Leigh's Final Farewell
    date: 27th September 08 (Sat)
    Time:7pm - 11pm (then town if you're keen)
    Place:The Bowler Downstairs (hired out for the event
    RSVP: text 0277585415 (I lost my phone so text your name and if you're coming!)


    Please please please come, it's my very last day/night in new zealand for good! :(

    62 tygodnie temu
  • Emma - Loser
    luv Emma - Loser

    what the fuck are you going on about you nong lol??!!

    but yeh I'm not too bad a guess, nothing interesting to report tho (as usual lol) hows things with you? are you doing much for the holidays??

    here I guess you can have some of my love haha :)

    63 tygodnie temu
  • Laura O
    Laura O

    ahaha bebo is now ur life!!!!

    u have the voice of an angel and those lyrics just prove that point!

    hehe u put in some work on camp lol. ur so getting married lol. ah love is in the air!!!

    63 tygodnie temu
  • Susie Keenan
    Susie Keenan

    Na not at all mate! We had a pleasant sleep :D

    And no, ive given up on georgia, shes beyond help!

    63 tygodnie temu
  • Amanda Ross
    luv Amanda Ross

    Hey dude! How's tricks? It was awesome to finally meet ya and catch up :D

    I'm really looking forward to coming down for your 21st bash aye! and if you ever wanna come up and stay with us just say the word and it's done :) I'd love it!

    Oh and when you get over to the UK there'll be a room for ya then too mista - dont' forget it! haha :D

    Laters!

    65 tygodni temu
  • John Jones Appreciation
    luv John Jones Appreciation

    Little does mosgiel know..! all wages I earned selling their houses funded my personal escapades to Europe!

    67 tygodni temu
  • Sheyleigh Walsh
    Sheyleigh Walsh

    hey jamie!

    do you think you'll be busy on december 13th?
    i'm having a going away party before i move back to sydney (permanently)...
    it'll be at the bowler, and it'd be awesome if you could come! :D

    68 tygodni temu
  • Laura O
    luv Laura O

    woohoo 103rd luv!!!

    there doesnt seem 2 b 2 much progress sir! u so havnt been following the 12step program i gave u...

    69 tygodni temu