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Paul Merton
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Male, 55,
5
- from London
- Profile views: 457
- Member since: August 2006
- Last active: 9/27/07
- www.bebo.com/a_k_a_Merton
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- Me, Myself, and I
- My name is Paul Merton, captain on Have I Got News For You. Giraffes are the best looking animals, as fans of mine will know I once dated a giraffe. I did hopelessly at school, eventually gaining a U in Metalwork! And yes I am Paul Merton I'm not faking this. I'm just bored and thought I'd use the computer for something useful...then changed my mind and signed onto bebo!
- The Other Half Of Me
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- Music
- Anything but heavy metal.
- Films
- Buster Keaton, Charlie Chaplin, Laurel and Hardy.
- Sports
- Arguing with Angus Deayton.
- Scared Of
- Nothing. I am the invincible Paul!
- Happiest When
- Watching the Angus scandal episode of Have I Got News For You over and over again!
this isn't paul merton, is it?? it's really annoying when people fake being celebrities.
You are a comic genius!!!!!!!!! Have I Got News For You is the best program on telly. I agree that giraffes are rather pretty but I think the best looking animal is the tortoise.
I think they should repeat your old Channel 4 shows, the dolphin was hilarious.
If you are the real Paul then I take off my hat to you, or would if I had one on and as I don't then I will make it a metaphorical hat as I have not the funds to buy one. Yes I do talk like this all the time.
remeber me paul i meet you at the edinburgh festivel i think 2 years ago when you did stand up and my dad was taking a photo and the paper blew away huh good times any way hi
Hello you absolutely gorgeous specimen of man. Are you really Merton? If so, I think you are brilliant and I would gladly wobble my breasts in your face any day. I bet you get that all the time though? I see you're not on this much. I don't blame you. It's really sad and I'm even sadder to be on this talking to you who's not there! Wierd - welcome to the machine! How come you don't like heavy metal, however, on an early edition of HIGNFY you're wearing a Helloween t-shirt? Hmmmm? Answers please - on a postcard and sent to the Robert Kilroy Silk has no mates Society I thank you Eileen
hey. use this as your flashbox its from paul merton the series " http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjTuj... " i like goats see ya Captainlard
hello "paul" how are you i did the inverted commas thing becuase i dont believe you would do this so to prove you are the real paul merton i have designed this cunning test. you must answer this question what was your catchphrase on your tv show paul merton the series?