Naija's famous sayings
1. Insult upon injury
2. Nonsense and Ingredient
3. If i sound u ehh, I will soon slap you
4. How Far?
5. Can I see your particulars?
6. Anything for me sir?
7. Are you mad?
8. Half-caste
9. Next tomorrow
10. Make I come block you dia
11. Lie, Lie
12. See me see trouble oh
13. Shift small for me lemme sit
14. abeg vamus / abeg commot
15. nonsense say wetin happen
16. Abomination
17. Over my dead body
18. God forbid bad thing
19. I need to retouch my (h)air
20. any word with 'bloody' e.g. bloody fool, bloody
liar, bloody idiot, bloody civilian
21. Na wa oooo
22. Tell me something
23. Why do you want to know my name?
24. Abeg joo
25. Can u imagine.....
26. wonders shall never end / cease
27. Tofiakwa (n some people feeling janded will say TUFI!!!!)
28. Chei, Kai
29. Oya me we dey go
30. Hold on lemme branch somewhere
31. Come and Escort Me
32. Stop at that junction over there
33. Borrow me your pen/biro
34. Still yet
35. Me and you will enter the same trouser
36. You are so annoying
37. Why? Because Y has a long tail and branches
38. What is the time? Quarter To buy your own
39. Effico
40. ITK- I too know
41. Muumu
42. How are you? 'We're managing'
43. and so what?
44. I want some assorted biscuits e.g. Rich tea, Digestive
45. Your face look familiar or similiar(kano horses)
46. You are so daft
47. NFA- No future ambition
48. Are you already ready?
49. That is so dry!
50. My belly is full
51. Did they sack you?
52. I trekked all the way here
53. Where is the toilet, I want to piss
54. I want to drink cold mineral
55. Which ones now?
56. Can u imagine, he was trying to toast me
57. Jacker
58. Your head is not correct
59. Have you seen that film before?
60. Just imagine!
61. My school fees money
62. No wahala!
63. Revise back small
64. Oya, shake body
65. Shine your eye
66. Carry go
67. Don't try me o
68. Enough effizzy
69. Nna, You chop?
70. Ashewo bastard!
71. What happen?
72. We must wash am!
73. Eeyin, but why? (meaning ore/aboki/friend-- why now?)
75. No be soooo!
76. I will see you today, athink?
77. Cold iced water!
78. abeg commot 4 hia
79. we'll hook up next week
80. dat chick is BUNZ!!!!!!!
81. BEANZ!!!!!!!!!!!
82. Na Yam?
83. Shakara (olooje)
84. Na so we see am o!
85. How we go do am now?
86. Like say....
87. You can't do more than a dead rat...
88. Na you sabi
89. cold dey catch me
90. I no send
91. shey you grab
92. ma guy, leave am
93. you dey jones
94. you go roast
95. na for your head
96. we go jam
97. I go burst ur head
98. Bros how far
99. How e dey do u
100. No be Goooood?
101. Lend urself brain
102. e get meaning
103. nonsense and japajantis
104. walai talai
105. a han now
106. nothing dey happen
107. e get as e be
108.na condition make crayfish bend
109. na u sabi
110. Ode
111. U dey craze
112.Wetin de shele
113. I won tell you something. I am coming.
114. O boy, he don happen
115. na 4 real, o!!!

>>οиє<<<
If yOu're ugly,
stOp acting like yOu dOn't knOw it.
The captiOns under yOur picture that says
"tOp mOdel pOse"
"sexy bitch"
"arent i hOt"
dOesn't cOnvince anyOne.

>>>тωο<<<
tO the peOple whO have like 25,000 friends,
are yOu seriOus?
nObOdy in this universe can keep up with that many friends.
yOu're stupid.
gO play in traffic.

>>>тняєє<<<
dOn't ever pOst pictures and say
"OMG, I'm so ugly"
"OMG,I'm so fat"
because if yOu were,
yOu wOuldn't pOst them.

>>>fουя<<<
nObOdy cares abOut threats Over the internet.
dOn't try tO act hardcOre with the keybOard.
Fighting Online is like racing in the special Olympics;
even if yOu win,
yOu're still retarded.

>>>fіνє<<<
Making 20 bulletins a day
abOut hOw yOu have new pictures
and begging peOple tO cOmment On them is pathetic.
Make the bulletin Once if yOu have tO,
and thOse whO actually care abOut yOu
will cOmment On yOur pics.

>>>ѕіx<<<
If all yOur pictures lOok the same,
dOn't pOst them all.
Please put sOme variety in yOur pics.
nObOdy wants tO see yOur face
8 different ways.

>>>ѕєνєи<<<
WhO really cares if
I dOn't accept you as a friend?
MOVE ON!!!
dOn't send me anOther request Or message asking
"what's up with yOu not adding me?"
I dOn't want yOu as a friend;
that's what's up!

>>>єіgнт<<<
Little girls whO have bebOs
and lOok like sluts,
gO sOmewhere else
because nObOdy wants yOu here.!!!

>>>иіиє<<<
If yOu have decided tO read this,
yOu are a true bebO Friend.
Real friends read their bulletins.

>>>тєи<<<
I say yOu gO and pass this On
and maybe it will finally get thrOugh peOple's brains
((if they have them))

>>>єιєνєи<<<
And if yOu Open a msg and it says sOmething like
"repOst this in 100 secOnds Or a ghOst will rape yOur dOg tOnight,"
IT'S NOT REAL!
ST0P BEING AN IDIOT!!!!!!!!
PEOPLE WHO HAVE NO LIFE WHATSOEVER MAKE THAT SHIT UP THINKING THAT PEOPLE WILL FALL FOR THEIR STUPID TRAP!!! AND YOU DO!!!!

LIFE is not a game as they say but,
LIFE is something sacred and special,
LIFE should be what you make of it,
SO MAKE THE MOST,
LIFE is too short,
SO DONT LIVE IT REGRETING THE PAST,
live your lives to the fullest
too many people play with lives,
remember once ITS GONE, ITS GONE
its not like a video game can just
start again,
God gives LIFE and its up to him
to take it,
so many peoples lives have been taken from them,
not to mention Michael, Damilola you no the rest
as i end this remember that we are all going to die
and leave this world one day,
how do you want to me remembered

LIVE YOUR LIVES TO THE BEST AND TAKE ALL OPPORTUNITIES THAT COME, LEARN FROM YOUR MISTAKES, AND LOVE TO THE FULLEST

IF YOU BELIEVE THAT LIFE IS NOT A GAME AND THAT ALL LIFE IS SPECIAL PLEASE PUT THIS ON YOUR MYSPACE, BEBO, TAGGED, EMAILS JUST BASICALLY SPREAD THE WORD 'LIFE IS NOT A GAME'