The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here, "
The Black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"Listen Bitch...... when i was born, i was BROWN, "
"when i grew up, i was BROWN, "
"when i'm sick, i'm BROWN, "
"when i go in the sun i'm BROWN, "
"when i'm cold, i'm BROWN, "
"when i die, i'll be BROWN, "
"But you Bitch..........."
"when you're born, you're PINK, "
"when you grow up, you're WHITE, "
"when you're sick, you're GREEN, "
"when you go in the sun, you turn RED, "
"when you're cold, you turn BLUE, "
"And when you die, you turn PURPLE, "
"And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
"Mutha Fuckin Bitch!!!"
If ur a real nigga pass this to 8 black people u know n the person that sent it to u since dis is black history month

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-People with blue eyes last the longest in relationships. They are kind, pretty or handsome,very good kissers and are really hot. They always fall in love with their closest friends and never understand why. They are very funny, outgoing and don't care what people think or say. They are very satisfying and love to please. If you repost this and you have blue eyes you will have the best kiss sometime in the next 5 days.


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-Sex Addicts!!! People with green eyes have the most passion put into relationships, they have long lasting relationships. People with green eyes are also the horniest and most beautiful. They long for the touch of another. People with green eyes are very sexy and very attracted towards the opposite sex. You will meet the person you're going to spend the rest of your life with if you repost this.

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-People with hazel eyes are very loveable. They are really hot and are awesome to be around. They don't enjoy 'pet names'. They don't care what people think or say. They are very satisfying and they love to please. They can exceed your pleasure standards. They are very laid back, chilled and love to just be around. If you repost this and have hazel eyes then you will be happy soon with the person who is on your heart.


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-Sexy as hell are adorable, love to make new friends. Their relationship tends to be very honest cause if they aren't truly in love, then the relationship won't work. {[(They fall easily for their bestfriends)]}. Will do anything for that special person. Kind and polite. Can make ANYONE laugh or cheer them up. Love to please the one they care for or love, AWESOMELY good kissers, straight up WARRIORS. Repost this if you have brown eyes and you will find the one that you are meant to be with within the next 7 days


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-No one likes you. You should jump off a bridge. People just don't find you attractive. None of your relationships will work. All of your friends hate to be around you. You have the power to make ANYONE throw up with your horrible body odor. Destined to be married to a different species, possibly a walrus. You will never acheieve true happiness. Repost this if you have olive eyes and you will probably be alone FOREVER.

MEN have 2 heads and WOMEN have 4 lips. The American Dental Association says semen cuts plaque and tartar by 77%. Suck a dick and save a smile... If you have sex 365 times a year and you melted down all the condoms 2 make a tire what would you call it? A fuckin Goodyear! Sex is like playing spades. If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand. The Big Bad Wolf told Little Red Riding Hood lift your top so I can suck your tits. No, she said while lifting her skirt, eat me like the fuckin book says! A rooster and a cat were playing by the pool. The cat fell in and the rooster laughed. The cat said, a wet pussy always makes a cock happy! Girls have unique magic tricks, they get wet without water, bleed without injury, and make boneless things hard. Send to 10 freaks in 30 minutes or you will have bad sex. You're it! This is the sexy train, if you receive this it means you're fucking sexy if you get it back you're even sexier. Send 2 ten people or miss the train!