^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^#^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^#^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^##^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^##^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^##^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
^^^^^^^^^^#^^^^^###^^^^^^#^^^^^^^^
^^^^^^^^^^#^^^########^^^#^^^^^^^^
^^^^^^^^^^##^##########^##^^^^^^^^
^^^^^^^^^^^#####^^^^#####^^^^^^^^^
^^^^^^^^^#^###^##^^^^^####^^^^^^^^
^^^^^^^^#^####^^#^^^^^^###^^^^^^^^
^^^^^^^^#^####^^^^^^^^^###^^^^^^^^
^^^^^^^##^####^^#^^^^^###^^^^^^^^^
^^^^^^^###^####^##^^^#####^^^^^^^^
^^^^^^^^##^####^^#######^##^^^^^^^
^^^^^^^^###^####^^######^^^#^^^^^^
^^^^^^^^^###^####^^^#####^^^#^^^^^
^^^^^^^^^####^####^#^^####^^^^^^^^
^^^^^^^^^^####^^###^#^^^##^^^^^^^^
^^^^^^^^^^^#####^###^##^^##^^^^^^^
^^^^^^^^^^^^#####^###^##^^##^^^^^^
^^^^^^^^^^^^^#####^###^##^^#^^^^^^
^^^^^^^^^^^######## ### ##^^#^^^^^
^^^^^^^^^###########^##^##^^^^^^^^
^^^^^^^####^^^^^####^^##^##^^^^^^^
^^^^^^###^^^^^^^^####^##^###^^^^^^
^^^^^###^^#^^^^^^^###^^#^###^^^^^^
^^^^^###^#^^^^^^^^###^^#^###^^^^^^
^^^^^###^##^^^^^^^###^#^^####^^^^^
^^^^####^^##^^^^####^^#^#####^^^^^
^^^^#####^^#########^^^######^^^^^
^^^^##^###^^^######^^^####^##^^^^^
^^^^#^^^####^^^##^^^^^#####^^#^^^^
^^^^#^^^^#####^^^#^^^###^##^^#^^^^
^^^^^#^^^^^#####^^^^###^^#^^^^^^^^
^^^^^^^^^^^^^#####^###^^#^^^^^^^^^
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^######^^^^^^^^^^^^^
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^######^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
^^^^^^^^^^^^###^^###^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
^^^^^^^^^^#^^^^^^^##^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^##^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^#^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^#^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^#^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^#^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^


scary thing is, i can tie one of these one handed ^^

1. Name: Aleksander Sedgwick-wilde
2. Nickname: Sedge, Lifecastre
3. Birthday: 19-08-92
4. Place of Birth: taunton
5. Zodiac Sign: Leo
6. Male or female: Male
7. Year: 11
8. School: Wellington
9. Occupation: dinghy assisstant instructor
10. Residence: spaxton (joke is spaztown)
11. MSN Screen Name: sedge -
12. Hair Colour: black
13. Hair Length: Medium
14. Eye colour: green/gray
15. Good Looking?: in my opinion? HAHAHA no!!
16. Height: 5ft11 and 1/2
17. Braces? Nope - dads a dentist so wahey!
18. Glasses? nope - longsighted
19. Piercings: nope
20. Tattoos: nope
21. Righty or Lefty: righty
22. Movie: duno reeli......
23. TV programme: Ashes to Ashes
24. Band: lots...all time fav tho is Queen!
25. Sweet/chocolate: depends on the time of year
26. Sport to Play: sailing ftw!!
27. Restaurant: Loafers

Computer Tech Support, for your amusement.

=================================

Tech support: What kind of computer do you have?
Female customer: A white one...

===============

Customer: Hi, this is Celine. I can't get my diskette out.
Tech support: Have you tried pushing the Button?
Customer: Yes, sure, it's really stuck.
Tech support: That doesn't sound good; I'll make a note.
Customer: No , wait a minute... I hadn't inserted it yet... it's still on my desk... sorry....

===============

Tech support: Click on the 'my computer' icon on to the left of the screen.
Customer: Your left or my left?

===============

Tech support: Good day. How may I help you?
Male customer: Hello... I can't print.
Tech support: Would you click on "start" for me and...
Customer: Listen pal; don't start getting technical on me! I'm not Bill Gates.

===============

Customer: Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print. Every time I try, it says 'Can't find printer'. I've even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says he can't find it...

============== =

Customer: I have problems printing in red...
Tech support: Do you have a color printer?
Customer: Aaaah..........thank you.

===============

Tech support: What's on your monitor now, ma'am?
Customer: A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me at the 7-11.

===============

Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore.
Tech support: Are you sure it's plugged into the computer?
Customer: No. I can't get behind the computer.
Tech support: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back.
Customer: OK
Tech support: Did the keyboard come with you?
Customer: Yes
Tech support: That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is there another keyboard?
Customer: Yes, there's another one here. Ah...that one does work...

===============

Tech support: Your password is the small letter "a" as in apple, a capital letter V as n Victor, the number 7.
Customer: Is that 7 in capital letters?

===============

Customer: can't get on the Internet.
Tech support: Are you sure you used the right password?
Customer: Yes, I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it.
Tech support: Can you tell me what the password was?
Customer: Five stars.

===============

Tech support: What anti-virus program do you use?
Customer: Netscape.
Tech support: That's not an anti-virus program.
Customer: Oh, sorry...Internet Explorer.

===============

Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a screen saver on my computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears.

===============

Tech support: How may I help you?
Customer: I'm writing my first e-mail.
Tech support: OK, and what seems to be the problem?
Customer: Well, I have the letter 'a' in the address, but how do I get the circle around it?

===============

A woman customer called the Canon hel p desk with a problem with her printer.
Tech support: Are you running it under windows?
Customer: "No, my desk is next to the door, but that is a good point. The man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window, and his printer is working fine."

===============

And last but not least...

Tech support: "Okay Bob, let's press the control and escape keys at the same time. That brings up a task list in the middle of the screen. Now type the letter "P" to bring up the Program Manager."
Customer: I don't have a P.
Tech support: On your keyboard, Bob.
Customer: What do you mean?
Tech support: "P".....on your keyboard, Bob.
Customer: NO WAY, I'M NOT GOING TO DO THAT!