Sandy Mackenzie
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Garçon, 21,
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- Visites sur le profil: 7 922
- Membre depuis: June 2005
- Dernière connexion: Il y a 2 jours
- www.bebo.com/sandmack
- Slogan
- What the bloody hell is going on?!
- À propos de moi
- I went to Auldearn Primary school, which indicates im cool as fuck...apparently.
I have a serious dislike for the police. What are they actually good at apart from being cunts?
I don't have a serious dislike for Tom Maclean. I want him.
Liz Barron and Gavin Campsie are utter twats.
- Mon autre moitié
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loves little boys
- Archaeology
- Archaeology is shit and i now regret deciding to do a course based on it. And Teepz is a bellend.
- Music
- I enjoy any format of music, the rolling stones, arctic monkeys, radiohead and enter shikari being the most popular. However i didnt like high profile fish. i think it was because they were just generally shit and teepz is a twat.
- Scared Of
- The Cawdor river, The river nairn, Big black guys with uzi's , Having to write another case study, Ecology, Permaculture, Quadratting!!!!! Downie with a drink in him, Tom as hes a moody cunt, the polish, james mctavish as hes tries to get in my pants, gordie when he's in a rage, izzy on the war path, having sex with chelle - she tries to stick fingers in your anus!! and im scared of the fucking bible im not scared of Teepz thats for sure.
- Happiest When
- Breaking my collerbones, i have a yazoo in my hand or my penis, playing golf with tom, Smashing glasses on a saturday night. when i see badgers or squirrals, having a good old blast on my bagpipes on a tuesday night with donny, when james mctavish is out of town, not in forres, when micheal crouch is away from me, listenin to my ipod, smoking sticks with downie! Having a good old game of soggy biscuit with my close chums! Masterbating to my picture collection of Garrie Nobbs and looking at jagers massive penis away from Teepz.
- Heroes of mine
- Gordon Mackenzie, Chelle the saucy little minx that she is, Alex turner, Noel Fielding, Frankie boyle, Chelle, my car Condelisa Rice, Jager, James Mctavish due to his commitment to love i'd like to point out that Teepz isn't a hero of mine and never will be.
- Dislikes
- The Big Bang Theory - it is possibly the worst show ever created and i hope everyone involved with its production dies. I also fucking hate dragons den they're right cunt munchers. Mr Mcmordie, heather mills, Claudia , EMOS, forres, james mctavish trying to get in my pants, Britney Spears, Nairn, eilidh trying to climb into bed with me and eastern europe as there a bunch of cunts (with the exception of the polish crisp lady in tesco) i also fucking hate people taking photo's of themselves in a mirror, get someone else to take your photo noobs and Teepz.
- Days to remember
- when me and tom had our bonding day, The day the Veteran Auldearn boys went on a fishing trip, when micheal crouch finally fucked off back to ireland and stopped eyeballin me, when i discoverd the arctic monkeys, my stay in stornoway and the time i saw mrs cookes breasts, i have no days worth remembering spent with Teepz.
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Il y a 7 semaines
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Il y a 7 semaines
Donald.
I Will , Whats The Little But Munch Doing Not?.Yeah I was Watching It, Mum Went Crazy At Me Because When Keny Miller Scored His First Goal I Started Shouting , And Granda Was Sleeping
Erm .... On Friday? -
Allan MIl y a 7 semaines
ill be ready
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Allan MIl y a 7 semaines
no
i spotted 1 on your bottom lip -
Allan MIl y a 7 semaines
the gay guy with glasses
and blond pubes -
Allan MIl y a 7 semaines
Go bumm the little blond haired fagg from aldern
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Allan MIl y a 7 semaines
Keep talkin nansy boy
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Allan MIl y a 7 semaines
arsewipe
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Il y a 7 semaines
Burnley FC
I think we're fucked for college this year....seen as we've only been in for 3% of the lessons...
I blame you and your fucking natratting and quadratting
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Il y a 8 semaines
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Donald.Il y a 8 semaines
But They'll HAMMER Celtic
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Il y a 8 semaines
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Il y a 8 semaines
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Donald.Il y a 11 semaines
Gay
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Look Whose Talking
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Il y a 11 semaines
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Allan MIl y a 11 semaines
Heard the new arctic monkeys album
I orderd it -
Donald.Il y a 11 semaines
Hey Dick Muncher
Hows The How Getting On ?
POOFTER
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Allan MIl y a 11 semaines
Hey
suk any balls lately
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Il y a 11 semaines
Burnley FC
You and condalisa....why dont you two just fuck off, or me and the Ka will be round to batter you.
KEEP THE MARSHLAND, WE'LL MAKE A HAT OUT OF THE PANDA
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Tom MacleanIl y a 12 semainesyou are one hell of a unit. i am proud to be serving alongside you sir.
Big Fish
Hazel McGee 0 réponsesLittle Fish
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lets mak love sandy
Garrie Nobbs 0 réponses