AKE FRiENDS: Never ask for food.
REAl FRiENDS: are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRiENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs
REAl FRiENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM

FAKE FRiENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAl FRiENDS: Would sit next to you sayin "Damn ... we fucked up ... but that shit was fun!"

FAKE FRiENDS: never seen you cry.
REAl FRiENDS: cry with you

FAKE FRiENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAl FRiENDS: keep your shit so long they forget its yours.

FAKE FRiENDS: know a few things about you.
REAl FRiENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRiENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAl FRiENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE FRiENDS: Would knock on your front door.
REAl FRiENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"

FAKE FRiENDS: Are for awhile.
REAl FRiENDS: Are for life.

FAKE FRiENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
REAl FRiENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Bitch drink the rest of that you know we don't waste shit."

FAKE FRiENDS: will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAl FRiENDS: Will knock them the fuck out

FAKE FRIENDS: Will read this.
REAL FRIENDS: Will steal this, just like i did

1) Are you in a complicated relationship? Nope Unless He Makes It x
2) Do you hate more than 3 people? Yeah
3) How many houses have you lived in? 3
4) Favorite Chocolate Bar? Kit-Kat
6) Have you ever tripped someone? Yes And They Fell HAHA Sorry!
7) Least favorite school subject? Maths
How many pairs of shoes do you own? To Hard To Count All Of Them!
9) Do you own a Britney Spears CD? Hell Yes
10) Have you ever thrown up in public? Yeah HAHA
11) Name one thing that is always on your mind. Besides food? Drink...?
12) Favorite genre of music? Garage
13) What is your zodiac sign? GEMINI!!!! The Best
14.) What time were you born? 6:37 am
15) Do you like beer? Yes!
16) Have you made a prank phone call? Still A Child HAHA
17) What is the most embarassing CD you own? Aqua
1 Are you sarcastic? Sometimes
19) What is your favourite colour? Teal
20) How many watches do you own? 3
21) Summer or winter? Summer
22) Is anyone in love with you? Hope So
23) Favorite color to wear? Brown
24) Pepsi or Sprite? Sprite
26) Where is your second home? Nanny's
27) Have you ever slapped someone? Punched Slapped
29) How many lamps are in your bedroom? 1
30) How many video games do you own? 0
31) What was your first pet? A Kitten Called Tip Toes
32) Ever had braces? Nope Perfect Teeth Mate!!
33) Do looks matter? Sort Of
34) Do you use chapstick? Yep Lips Must Look Luscious All The Time Haha
35) What was your favorite subject in school? Drama B Grade Mate
36) Your Brother or Your Sister? Sister
37) Are you too forgiving? Nope
3 How many children do you want? 1 Spoiled
39) Do you own something from New Look? Loads Of Stuff
40) Favorite breakfast meal? Marmite On Toast
41) Do you own a gun? YES A AK-47 And A Machine Gun HAHAHA
42) Ever been in love? Not Yet
43) When was the last time you fell over? Pub Friday Damn Wish Someone Saw It Was Funny
44) What did you do 3 nights ago? Work
45) Favorite physical feature of the preferred sex? Legs
46) Have you ever called your teacher mum? HAHA Yes
47) Have you ever been in a castle? Yes
4 Nickname(s) Paigey Poo, Paigey Baby, Blut Blut
49) Do you know anyone named Henry? Jimmy's Dog
50) Ever been to Manchester? Nope
51) Do you own something from Adidas? Adidas Is Swearing To Me... Yeah A Pair Of Stan Smiths
52) Are you thinking about somebody right now? Yes
53) Ever call somebody boo? <<< Soppy Shit
55) Do you own a diamond ring? Fake
56) Are you happy with your life right now? Yes Siry Bob HAHA
57) Do you like your hair? No Want It Cut
60) What were you doing in May of 1994? Being A Little Bugger
61) Do you own a Westlife CD? NOPE
62) McDonalds or Burger King? MaccyDs
63) Do you like yourself? Yeah Why Not
64) Are you closer to your Mum or Dad? Mum
65) Been to London Before? Lived There For 14 Years
66) Are you afraid of the dark? Nope
67) Have you ever eaten paste? Paste.....
6 Do you own a webcam? Yes
69) Has anyone ever called you a tease? Yeah As A Joke.. Fuck You Both Ryan And Mark
70) Ever broken a bone? Yes
71) Are you religious? Nope
72) Do you chat on MSN often? Not Often
73) Pringles or Walkers? Walkers
74) Have you ever broken someones heart? Sorry
75) Simpsons/Futurama? Simpsons
77) Do you like your College? Nope
7 Have you ever stripped? Nope
79) Do you have a birth mark? Yes A 4 Leafed Clover On The Back Of My Left Leg
80) Do you own a car? I Wish
81) Can you cook? Yes
83) Do you text message often? More Than Ring
84) Money or love? Love Cos I Work
85) Do you have any scars? Yes
86) What do you want more than anything? A Easy Job
87) Do you enjoy scary movies? Sort Of
8 Relationships or one night stands? Relationships
89) Big Red or Juicy Fruit? Juicy Fruit
90) Do you enjoy greasy food? Sometimes
91) Have you seen all the Rocky movies? Nope
92) Do you own a box of crayons? Yes haha
93) Ever kissed in a public place? Yes
94) Who was the last person you said I love you
and meant it? My Mum
96)

1 Who are you?
2. Are we friends?
3. When and how did we meet?
4. Do you hav a crush on me?
5. Have you ever wanted to punch me?
6. Give me a nikname and explain why?
7. Describe me in 1 word!
8. what was ur first impression ov me?
9. do u still fink the same?
10. What reminds u of me?
11. If you could giv me anything wot would it b?
12. How well do u no me?
13. Whens the last time u saw me?
14. Eva wanted 2 tell me sumthing u couldnt?
15. Are you goin 2 put dis on ur blog and c wot i say about u?