Robert McGlaughlin

dawg, all we was packin was some sac

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Robert McGlaughlin
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  • Mężczyzna, 22, Serce 29
  • z Magherafelt, Co. Londonderry. It's shit.
  • Związek: W pojedynkę
  • Wyświetlenia: 5 385
  • Jest z nami od: January 2006
  • Ostatnio online: 14 godzin temu
  • bebo.gazeta.pl/Jonto_like

O mnie

Motto
Young, gifted and black
Ja, o mnie i jeszcze raz ja
This is my bebo profile, there are many like it but this one is shite.

You won't see any pictures of me with any African kids on this page, especially not if you're a prolific human rights campaigner. Nope, just some Italian, eastern european and south american girls... and perhaps a hooker

05/06: Queens Elms
06/07: Eglantine Ave
07/08: Calle Arzobispo Domenech
08/09: Tates Ave
09/10: a shallow grave somewhere

Dear Bebo Prostitutes, please eat shit and die. I don't find you attractive at all and the fact that one of you used the surname "Rommel" is a flagtrant disgrace. Please justgo back to Tunisia or Thailand or wherever youre from. That is all.
Moja druga połowa
Eamon Doyle

Eamon Doyle

no longer seems to exist

You know what the plural of
Pussai..... Jimmy! I wanna go get me some pussai!
Did you know?
Aldous Huxley, JFK and CS Lewis all died on the same day? Of course you didn't! Only I know that
Bebo prostitutes
to all the "girls" leaving me comments and messages, why cant you just do it the old fashioned way and peddle yourselves on street corners like your mothers did and their mothers before them? im sure that offering handjobs for crack and PCP outside the oddyssey would be much more lucrative. im beginning to wonder why Jesus Christ spent time with you bitches, though i suppose he didnt have bebo
what ill be saying in a year from now
No more bastard lectures,
no more exams to pass,
You can take the Heaney, Frogatt and Keir
And cram it up your ass
remember kids...
you can only be a real man if you have big biceps and no neck, and remember NEVER EVER hold a door open for a lady!
good shit
the smell of cold rain falling on hot concrete, war film marathons, diy barbecues that consist of a grate and some bricks, digging a hole in the garden, cutting down trees, watching small people kick the shit out of big people, the day I never have to do another bastard exam
Currently listening to
by way of a wire tapped phone, Miguel Angel Redondo Sanchez and Mr Leo Van der Veerwenunoen organising a pick up place for 45kg of Colombian marching powder. And you thought I was studying here.

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    • Best things in the world ever

      (feel free to add suggestions, though they may be censored)
      - robots
      -monkeys
      -ninjas
      -cockney gangster characters
      -1980's stadium rock ballads (as long as Paul McCartney isnt involved)
      -Lithuanian girls
      -getting to the Tesco reduction shelf before the old people
      -cutting down trees for fire wood
      -the fact that the Daily Mail is an unintentional comedy paper
      -Andrew Marr
      -when black guys say "sh-eee-it"
      -seeing third world countries on tv becos it makes you feel better about your own country
      -the fact that people dont use Chuck Norris quotes any more
      -wearing a suit for no reason
      -1970's british cop shows

      0 komentarzy 416 dni

    • Unnecessary observation

      To the wanker who wrote the God-awful song "grandma got run over by a reindeer", I'd just like to point something out in regard to the lyric "you may say theres no such thing as Santa, but as for me and Grandpa we believe".

      Listen here ballbag, just because you and "Grandpa" encountered your grandmothers corpse with what you assume are reindeer hoof prints on her back does not automatically give you good cause to assume that Santa Clause, or indeed any other fictitious gift granting entity, actually exists or even had the gall to run over the old tart.

      You don't even mention any coroners report in the song, simply claiming that the cloven foot marks belonged to a reindeer, when in fact many wild animals in the northern hemisphere have cloven feet, thus leading to the possibility that it probably wasn't a reindeer that trampled the whoor. It could simply have been another cloven footed animal that had escaped from a zoo/ cloven footed animal sanctuary and mauled the bitch. Or even a deformed serial killer using his unfortunate cloven-footed-animalesque anatomy to off some oul slag with the clever ruse that Father Christmas is to blame.

      So you gobshite, in future before you feel like subjecting the world to an inaccurate and wholly unbelievable festive warble-fest, think first because you never know when a cantankerous and idle cunt will hear his Italian housemate whistling a similar sounding song and immediately and needlessly make such a superfluous observation.

      Send my regards to your grandfather.

      (You see kids, ALL law students are pedantic cunts).

      3 komentarze 534 dni

    • Queens staff

      I'd like to give a shout out to all the extremely useful and hard working Queens university staff, especially the international office who have yet again not failed in the simple task of giving me my erasmus grant on time and yet again not passed the buck to the british council and thus not forced me to borrow money from anyone.

      I'd also like to thank the Nazis, Robert Mugabe, Nigerian chimpanzees for giving the world the AIDs virus, Steven Spielberg for giving the world Jurassic Park and Russell Brand for not being on TV anymore.

      4 komentarze 540 dni

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    • -AmY.
      -AmY.


      Hey.. :)
      Hows You..??

      1 tydzień temu przez Komórka
    • Michael Barnes
      Michael Barnes


      hi mate, much craic?

      2 tygodnie temu
    • Edward Benton
      luv Edward Benton

      haha. I took the "whats your spide name" quiz. My result

      Mc'Glock

      Your result it Mc'Glock , your second name is most likely to be Mc'Glocklin , your more of the gentle type , but you still liike to get wasted

      19 tygodni temu
    • Michael Barnes
      Michael Barnes


      hi mate, hows it going?

      22 tygodnie temu
    • Lynsey Anita Grattan
      Lynsey Anita Grattan

      roberto send me your mob number cause my phone is broken and im using a new one, lost all my numbers :( . hows u pet. twas out in my bikini and getting a tan oooh yea, about time. hope the exams going well mwah chat later xx

      25 tygodni temu
    • Michael Barnes
      Michael Barnes


      hi mate, much craic with you?

      35 tygodni temu
    • Lynsey Anita Grattan
      Lynsey Anita Grattan

      i did yes, i had to drink twenty bottles of buckfast first lol young gifted and black?? since when did u turn into nina simone?? i got into queens for psychology, got into the college of law in london for law lol got into london for speech therapy and even though I told the University of Ulster I didnt want my place last yr the professor who I submitted my essay to, kept my place open :) so im doing my masters, pgce and phd. Ill be earning in two years which is nt bad compared to the other offers. what you been up to?? we ll have to have that coffee some day and you dont need my love ?? :0 we ll see lol

      36 tygodni temu
    • Lynsey Anita Grattan
      luv Lynsey Anita Grattan

      hey stranger hows u?? decided to emigrate back to bebo .

      there some luv cause i know u need as much as u can get lol

      36 tygodni temu
    • Conor Charlton
      Conor Charlton

      I keep telling them they're not getting no fucking visa!

      43 tygodnie temu
    • Ryan McClean
      Ryan McClean

      whats happenin man? sorry didnt reply forgot all about it, never on this piece of piss hardly, cept to play poker! any joy in the job hunt? ur dad'll sort ya out if ur stuck?!

      any dormans rips? :D

      43 tygodnie temu
    • Michael Barnes
      Michael Barnes


      hi robert, happy belated new year.

      45 tygodni temu
    • Michael Barnes
      Michael Barnes


      hi robert, hows it going? merry christmas for tomorrow. you got many plans for it?

      47 tygodni temu
    • Conor Charlton
      Conor Charlton

      Dude, she'll love it, bit of cheeky intoxication and a film for a girl who loves politics. I think its pretty pimp.

      Stay out of Tallaght if you're going to Dublin that's a strange place.

      51 tygodni temu
    • Conor Charlton
      Conor Charlton

      One little girl cried out all the water in her body. How do you think his mother felt?

      Found out she had her phone turned off cos her ex-boyfriend was giving her jip. Taking her out tomorrow to smoke weed, watch Tropa de Elite and drink a fine bottle of merlot, perhaps a cheeky bit of intercourse if I'm lucky.

      13th December is when I'm back, I'll be very hungover that day. If not worse!

      51 tygodni temu
    • Conor Charlton
      Conor Charlton

      I'm starting to get bogged down a little in the land of the essays, could not really be arsed and I'm getting the silent treatment from some girl. Other than that thoguh I'm grand. Will be back in three weeks time. What have you got planned for my arrival? Cake? Tea parties?

      52 tygodnie temu
    • Conor Charlton
      Conor Charlton

      Amazing man, the new house is unbelievably large and we had a massive party a couple of weeks back, stuck the invites out 6 hours before it began and about 60 odd people showed up! That was a fucking rave. Trying to get my head down, but struggling to do as much work as I should. Good gyppo hunting.

      55 tygodni temu
    • Alex Mcglaughlin
      Alex Mcglaughlin

      he's a scary lookin bastid lol..wat a head butt tho!lol

      57 tygodni temu
    • Ryan McClean
      Ryan McClean

      good to hear man. yeah was talkin to ur dad a while back he was tellin me you were in spain. how was it? prob a brilliant time lad? i'm workin away still, and things are pretty much the same ya know. u ever hit dormans this weather?

      59 tygodni temu
    • Ryan McClean
      Ryan McClean

      raabb, whats up man? life good?!

      59 tygodni temu