Wat wud u do if i...
Committed suicide?
Said I lov u?
Kissed u?
Lived next door?
Was raped?
Started smokin?
Stole?
How did we meet?
What do u tink of me?
Best memory of me?
How long will we be friends?
Do u love me?
Have I hurt you?
Wud u hug me?
Kiss me?
Do me?
Are we close?
Scale of 1-10,how pretty am i ?
Am I loveable?
How long have u known me?
Describe me in 1 wrd?
Have u ever been mad at me?
Wat reminds u of me?
Do u know me well?
Are you going to put this in ur blog to see what i say bout u?

Right.
So,Myspace can go get fucked.
Pretty sad actually,but myspace are complete wankers! Ohemgeee.
Yes,Im ina very bitchy mood atm,but seriously..

Tom,is he even real,hes like a fuckin mascot,I dont even think he looks at this site.?!?!
What a lovely welcome gift when you sign up for this site,a creepy,ugly old man as your friend.
THESE are the freaks police warn you about on the internet.

Anybody who is a member of Vampirefreaks.com would have seen the posts by Jet on the main page,explaining how his myspace,along with all the myspace profiles with "@vampirefreaks.com" as a log-in email adress,were deleted.

3 guesses why that is.

We all know Newscorp,the bastards that bought this joke of a site,have a habbit of trying to elimanate everybody that might cost them a few more dollars.

Being th corporate bitches Newscorp are,theyve already tried to get rid of youtube and photobucket (until they bought photobucket too,then of course it was all ok)

If tom reads this,my profile will be delted also.Or maybe having my VF url on my page is enough to make them delete me.I've tried to delete an old account numerous times and what do ya know,Tom wont let me!

Beacause,as we all know,the more profiles,the more money for them to spend on the wages for Myspace's 300 or so employees.

Really they shouldn't even be getting paid,Myspace has a gazillion "unexpected errors" a day.The fuckers can't even do the job properly.VF has never fucked up,not since I've been on.

the only reason im still on here is cause half my friends dont use VF,and I can only talk to them on here.

Well,I stand by Jet.He has real skill when it comes to websites and doesnt need to hire people to do his job,plus he seems like a nice guy,compared to Tom..who I swear is a pedophile.

He's been through heaps to get VF up and running and to keep it going,he doesnt deserve to be Newscorp/Myspace's next victim

We love VF,its way better than Myspace will ever be.
So lay off Jet!!
Tom,you fuckwit!
Get a god damn life and stop getting people to try and make Jet's hell.
KTHNX.

..your just jeaous Vampirefreaks is way cooler than you,Gayspace.

--------Rant Over--------


*Stabs Tom*
Add me on VF,beacause it rocks!

www.vampirefreaks.com/u/spooks_x

It was a sunny day and davey and jade his llama
friend were walking around the shops and saw some
sexy choc chip vegan muffins in a café window.
Jade and davey liked muffins...a lot…so when they saw the
muffin they got particularly excited and ran into that
cafe on Spoon street to buy it.
Just as davey and jade were ‘enjoying’ their muffin
they were sucked out of their clothes (jade wasnt,
he didn’t have clothes on to start with, hes a llama remember)
and dropped out of the sky.Davey landed on a giant
choc chip vegan muffin with black bunny rabbit ears
(don’t ask me im bored!)
Jade had landed on Davey’s squishy ass so he wasn’t hurt
at all. he bounced straight off and landed on the ground and
started to do ballet...
"Save meee!!! The muffin! It’s attacking me!"Davey yelled
to jade, his faithful llama and extremely good..Um..Friend…
jade, who had stopped doing his twirls and leaps
What are you saying? I don't speak turkey,I only speak cabbage…
So davey tried to speak cabbage
"oooka pooka whee doooo doooo fook meeeeeeeeeeeee!"
What he was meant to say was
"save me or the muffin will kill meeeeeeeeeeeee!!"
But what he really said was
"hey jade u are hot want to fuck meeeeeeeeeeeee?"
So jade replied "ok, yipeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"
and ran off to grab his toy dinosaurs and
Barbie dolls skipping down the yellow brick road like a
retarded squirrel that had too much sugar...
As he was skipping...hey llamas can’t skip...can they?
Ok well he trotted down the yellow brick road
like a retarded squirrel that had too much sugar
he was met by none other than the
funkiest funky chicken in cheeeseland, Frankie J. the
pigeon stalker and his mob of evil crayons with cream pies
that were ready to attack him…little did jade know,
that Frankie J. the pigeon stalker was actually Adam!
And just as the blue crayon threw a pie at him he vanished with a "pooof"...No not that kinda poof..
..and appeared in a pile of stolen pants.
But Frankie J. the pigeon stalker and his mob of evil crayons
had followed him using their spiffy teleporting microwave!
The pants were speaking to him, saying, and “Die jade die!”
..Or maybe he got a rare STD off that sexy muffin..
pants tried to suffocate him so he did the bravest
and smartest thing he could do, and he shouted
“NINJA TOE SOCKS!!!”(Because we all know llamas can talk)
and suddenly 37 ninja toe socks, some stripy, some pink
some spotty and some were even socks with David Bowie’s head on them.
..Is there even a pair of socks with his head on them?
Ill look into that...well back to the story..
the toe socks used their ninja super power..
And the occasional hairbrush...To defeat Frankie J.
the pigeon stalker and his mob of evil crayons
Then he used the magical hairbrush to build a raft
of stolen dead pants and one of the ninja toe socks who
had died in the fierce battle between chicken,
crayon and socky socks.
He sailed down the peanut butter river of doom,
going up and down and up and down with the yummy waves
and went flying down a waterfall.
As he was falling down it he realised that he
had left davey with the evil muffin,
so he turned around and flew up the waterfall and
back to davey who was still naked and being attacked by that
full queer muffin with the ears..
(having fun picturing this in your head??)
Jade came back and saw that Davey wasn’t dead and
did a scary happy dance before remembering that
he had a friend to save.
So he decided that he better rescue him before he was..
Exposed.. To any more choc chips because they were melting
from Davey’s hotness
(cos he’s way hotter than jade so haha in your face Sarah!)
Jade the super llama and his 36 ninja toe socks
saved Davey eventually..
I say eventually cos it took jade 3 hours to figure out he
was a llama not a zebra...
Not that it had anything to do with the situation...
but they saved davey and got bac