Craig Hope

Bebo is officially gash!

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  • Male, 22, Luv 162
  • from Glasgow/Dumfries
  • Down for Whatever
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  • Member since: August 2006
  • Last active: 5 weeks ago
  • www.bebo.com/Monkey_on_tour

About Me

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Dae it for yer da!!!!!!
Me, Myself, and I
In the words of Alan Hutton "Do you know who I am?????!!!!!!"

DAE IT: Back home for some banter

DINNAE DAE IT: Back to uni coursework!!

AN UPDATE IS COMING SOON!!!!!


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Euan McLeod

Euan McLeod

Love child of Ian Beale and a fish supper!!!!

Music
TAKE THAT!!!! (Never Forget! What a choooooon!)
Anythin indie or rock. i.e Manic Street Preachers, The Smiths, Morrissey, Led Zeppelin, The Kinks, The Who, The Killers, Ordinary Boys( before they went a bit shit), Snow Patrol, Coldplay, Streets (not indie or rock but tremendous), Athlete, Libertines, Oasis, Muse, Strokes, Razorlight, Jack Johnson, Stone Roses, The Specials, Pink Floyd, Zutons, Arctic Monkeys, Cold War Kids, Cribs, and of course who could forget the cheeky man that is Phil Collins!!!!
Startin to enjoy some cheesey shit like Enrique and stuff at the moment aswel! (Drink has messed my head!)
Love a bit of 80's cheese aswel! Cannae beat it!!!!!!!!!
Films
Plenty. The Football Factory is pretty special, although it doesn't begin to compare with Trainspotting. Other films like Snatch, Lock Stock', Casino, Goodfellas, Heat, Scarface. Basically anything with Pacino or De Niro in it. All the American Pie films are immense aswell and anything with Adam Sandler in it also gets the vote (Legend).
Horny housewives 4 (Brings a tear to my japs eye!).
Sports
Footy! Play for the might Caley when i'm not injured. Weight lifting (by that I mean lifting the equivalent weight of a pint of carling to my mouth!).
If you can class banter as a sport then I like to take part from time to time.
Snooker, pool, darts (pub sports), croquet, bear baiting, jakey baiting, rugby, tennis, Hooker Hunting, water polo, extreme ironing, fencing, golf, badger baiting, bear dancing, hunting illegal game!

What the fuck is octopush by the way????
More like the fuckin Orkney sandwich appreciation society!
Scared Of
Kirky when he takes his shirt off! Although I don't actually think he knows wat a shirt is!
Shit banter or just the strange patter that big Dave comes out with from time to time (he actually loves a cheese and pickle sandwich though.
Fact of the week.
A pregnant fish is called a twat.
Enjoy
Booze, screaming obscenities, winding up Dave, winding up Robbo (Fuckin Wanker!), Kirky's guns, banter, patter, general chat, jazz hands, hot days, blue movies featuring 40 stone women (your auld dear!)
Legends List
Sebo, Davie Weir, Davie Cooper, Gazza, Big Dunc, Gennarro Gattusso, Carlos Cuellar, Jeff Stelling, Machine, Ron Jeremy, Chuck Norris, The Hoff, Stiffler, Snap, Crackle (pops a cunt), Davie Welch, Tom "the tache" Karas, Davie Kirk, Darchey!!, Optimus Prime, Ray Winstone, Mick Dundee, John Cleese, Brian Boitano, Smeato, Rocky Balboa, Pete Burn (Not the dodgy lookin poofy one!) , Emmet, Phil "park life" Daniels, Nice Man, John 'Its there' Virgo, Jonny "the rapist" Evans, Bob Hoskins, Nice Man, Randy Marsh, John Snow, Robbie Coltrane, Big Nev, Jochen Zeyher, Anders, Sheephead, Ian Beale, Lovejoy, Barry 'cillit bang' Scott, Harold Bishop, Chewbacca, Taye Zonday, Jose Luis Hernandez, Ron Burgundy, peter Griffin. Homer Simpson, Tommy Sheridan, John "Johnny D" Dennis, Eric Cartman, Dick Van Dyke, Barry Van Dyke, Russel Crowe (South Park version), Tony Montana, Jim Royle, Fred Elliot (r.i.p.), Wayne 'hawaii 501' Mardle, Magnum P.I, Jack and Victor and Stalin.

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  • CMON GUYS AND GIRLS, SUGGESTIONS FOR THE LEGENDS LIST.

    Legends list suggestions shall be screened by me before they are put on the list so nothing stupid.
    I'll kik things off

    IAN BEALE

    30 Comments 629 days

  • Caley songs

    If you want to go to heaven when you die,
    You better wear a Caley shirt and Caley tie,
    You better wear a Caley bonnet,
    wi fuck the Glasgow on it,
    If you want to go to heaven when you die.

    We are Caley, super Caley, no-one likes us,
    we dont care, we hate Glasgow, fuckin wankers,
    and those Strathclyde dicks aswell.

    5 Comments 1109 days

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  • The Sunday Club
    The Sunday Club

    Sunday nights at Victoria's
    Re-Launching this weekend. 6th Sept

    with..DJ Vance
    back in legendary Sunday night residency.

    Drinks from 1.50
    FREE CD for everyone
    guestlist at VICTORIAS.TV

    It's gonna be huge! x

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  • Whitley Martine
    Whitley Martine

    hey, luv ur profile...i have all my good pics at datetheuk.net - check them out.

    my name on there is XxBabiDollxX ttys :)

    12 weeks ago via Mobile
  • Shagtag Tuesdays
    Shagtag Tuesdays

    COME IN YOUR PANTS !!

    YOU ARE INVITED TO THE PANTS PARTY !!
    *** Tuesday 2nd June - Play Nightclub ***

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    Yes! theres a party in SHAGTAG's pants & you're all invited. Y-fronts, knickers, speedos, boxers, or granny pants.. anything goes! Girls & boys. Prizes for the best on show. Please RSVP to your invitation with some love (or disgust) xxx


    Shagtag Tuesdays at Play Nightclub
    7 Renfield St - Drinks at 1 quid !!

    bebocomments at live.co.uk
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    25 weeks ago
  • Andrew Beverly
    Andrew Beverly

    fancy a new skin?x

    35 weeks ago
  • Strathy
    luv Strathy

    Craigs about to find out that bein a boldyin.....IS HARDER THAN IT LOOKS

    Craig Hope is BOLD
    Rated PG-13

    x

    36 weeks ago
  • Shagtag Tuesdays
    Shagtag Tuesdays

    SHAGTAG TUESDAYS
    @ PLAY NIGHTCLUB

    Glasgow's most notorious clubnight !!

    PARTY GAMES, PRIZES
    THE FAMOUS SHAGTAG BOARD
    + DRINKS AT A QUID !!

    31st March: UV KISS & TELL PARTY
    Free UV lipstick for every girl. leave your mark... anywhere!

    7th April: WET T-SHIRT COMPETITION
    Winner gets free entry to Play for a year! + 100 quid cash

    Get yourself down this Tuesday xxx

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    36 weeks ago
  • Claire Butterly
    Claire Butterly

    hey i havent heard from you bout my 21st going to Revoloution and Octo on Wed! your still welcome to come :D

    xx

    36 weeks ago
  • Euan McLeod
    Euan McLeod

    Goran Marklund, Rab Shannon and Antoine Preget

    39 weeks ago
  • Graeme Welch
    luv Graeme Welch

    Robinho says ra!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     !!

    41 weeks ago
  • Euan McLeod
    Euan McLeod

    antonio calederon

    41 weeks ago
  • Graeme Welch
    luv Graeme Welch

    Stay in florida mate!!!!! Am sure iuv heard the boyd chat. Unimpressed!

    45 weeks ago
  • Mikey Rielly
    luv Mikey Rielly

    awryt craig how are u getting on how is america wats the weather like it is absolutely freezing dwn here

    45 weeks ago
  • Keiran Livingston
    Keiran Livingston

    Alright ya dirty bastard. How u getting on?

    Happy new year to u too, it was cracking aye ended up oot me tits at a party.

    I sent him it last week but no reply. Im just about to start strat man haha, im fucked! x

    45 weeks ago
  • Debbie Douglas

    eh....ok!! lucky for some! happy new year to you too tho, hope ur hvaing a great time! and im sure il see you in the new year at some point! x x

    46 weeks ago
  • Kimmy
    Kimmy

    i kinda hate you just now craig....kinda alot. i hope your pale and pastey skin burns :)

    hope u had a good 1 xx

    46 weeks ago
  • Claire Butterly
    luv Claire Butterly

    hey!!

    how is it going young son? missed u at the reunion :(

    u need to come to the next one :) go on :)

    merry christmas xxxx

    47 weeks ago