1. when there is only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you
2. push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. smile and go back for more
3. ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones
4. call the psychic hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on
5. hold the doors open and say that you are waiting for a friend. after a while let the doors close and say "hi greg! how has your day been then?"
6. drop a pen and wait untill someone goes to pick it up, then scream "that's mine!"
7. bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator
8. move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone comes in the lift ask them if they have an appointment
9. lay down the twister mat and ask people if they want to play
10. leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking
11. pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers
12. ask "did you feel that?"
13. stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionaly
14. whan the doors close anounce to the others "it's ok, don't panic, they open up again!"
15. swat at flies that don't exist
16. tell people that you can see their aura
17. call out "group hug!" and enforce it
18. grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering "shut up, all of you, just shut up!"
19. crack open your briefcase or purse and while peering inside ask "got enough air in there?"
20. stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off
21. stare at another passenger for a while and then anounce in horror "your one of them!" and slowly back away
22. wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to other passengers
23. listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope
24. make explosion noises when anyone presses a button
25. stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then anounce "i have new socks on!"
26. WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
27. TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
28.WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
29. GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
30.MEOW occasionally.
31. SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
32. SAY -DING at each floor.
33. DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

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