Of course this does not apply to you and me, but you may want
to pass this on to other people to warn them.

Liquor manufacturers have accepted the Government's suggestion
that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all
varieties of alcohol containers:
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the
hell happened to your bra and panties.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are
whispering when you are not.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in
dancing like a retard.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your
friends over and over again that you love them.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you
can sing.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that
ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the
morning.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can
logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
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***WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion
that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most
people.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think
people are laug hing WITH you.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you
are invisible.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause a disturbance
in the time-space continuum, leaving you unable to account for large
chunks of time.
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***WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you
have mystical Kung Fu powers, resulting in you getting your ass
kicked.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over
in the morning and see something really scary.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of
inexplicable rug burn s on the forehead, knees and lower back.
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WARNING: The crumsumpten of alcohol may Mack you tink you kan
tpye reel gode.

>>At first I was afraid, I was petrified!
>>Kept thinking I could never pass without revision guides,
>>But then I spent so many nights, getting all the questions
>>wrong,
>>And I grew strong, And I learned how to scrape along,
>>I won't look back, to any place,
>>When I can swallow 15 shots and get completely off my face,
>>I would have spent all day at work, I would have had no spare
>>time free,
>>If I'd thought for just one second my exams would bother me,
>>So all my notes,
are on the floor,
>>Don't even matter... that there's no cheesy night anymore...
>>Weren't you the one who tried to get me to revise?
>>You think I'd crumble? You think I'd work towards the skies?
>>
>>Oh no, not I! I won't revise!
>>Unless I die from alcohol, I
>>know I'll stay alive,
>>
>>Though my
>>money's at an end, I've my overdraft to spend,
>>I won't revise, I won't revise!!
>>
>>It took all the strength I had, not to act the part,
>>But in the end my real revision didn't even start.
>>I used to sit at home at night, feeling guilty to myself,
>>I used to try, But now I hold my head up high,
>>And you see me! Somebody new!
>>I'm not that mixed up weird person who wants a good 2:2
>>So if you feel like dropping
in, chances are that I'll be free,
>>Coz I've done fuck all revision and I'm failing my degree!
>>
>>Oh no, not I! I won't revise,
>>I think that I
>>may scrape a third, but I could be telling lies!
>>Let the lecturers all scorn, My bed's far too nice and warm,
>>I won't revise, I won't revise,
>>Hey hey!