"Tigers love pepper. They hate cinnamon"

"Next weekend is no good for me the Jonas Brothers are in town."

"I used to think of myself as a one man wolf pack."

"hey there's a baby on board!"

"it's not illegal, just frowned upon...like masterbating on an airplane."

"lets get outta here, lets go!" "why do you want to leave so badly?"
"well, im not supposed to be within 200 feet of a school...
....or a chuckee cheese"

"not at the table carlos!"

"are you certified to be taking care of a baby?" "oh **** i just smashed his head on the door!" "are my sunglasses ok?"

"Thanks a lot Bin Laden."

"We're not going to leave a baby in the room. There's a f***ing tiger in the bathroom."

"Hey! There are Skittles in there!"

"you're a ra-tard"

"Don't you worry your pretty stripped head were gonna get you back to Tyson and your cozy tiger bed. Then were gonna find our best friend Doug and then were gonna give him a best friend hug... Doug Doug, Dougie, Doug, Doug."

"See you later, gay boys!"

"I always wondered why they were called roofies. Cause you're more likely to end up on the floor than the roof. They should call em groundies."
" Or rapies."

"What do tigers dream of when they take their little tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling zebras, or Halle Berry in her Catwoman suit? Don't you worry your pretty striped head, we're gonna get you back to Tyson and your cozy tiger bed. And then we're gonna find our best friend Doug, and then we're gonna give him a best friend hug. Doug, Doug, oh, Doug, Dougie, Dougie, Doug, Doug! But if he's been murdered by crystal meth tweakers, well then we're s**t out of luck."

"Counting cards isn't illegal. It's frowned upon, like masturbating on an airplane... Maybe since 9/11 when everyone got so damn sensitive. Thanks a lot Bin Laden! "

" To-da-loo, motherf**ka!"

"Would you please put some pants on? I feel weird having to ask you twice. "

" It would be so cool if I could breast-feed."

"You should probably go, Doctor Faggot."

" Ha ha! Drivin' drunk. Classic."

"Hey what's that on your arm?"
"Oh my God - Phil, you were in the hospital last night."
" Yeah, I guess I was."
" Are you okay?"

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My luva boy......
My Wifey...
My hunny bunny....~Rebecca~
My sexy mate....
My big sister.....~NIcola~
My little sister....
My giggles......~Grainne~
My carrot....#Jonathan#
My naked on the dance floor....~Clare~
My saviour......
My i cant live without u friend... ~Clare~
My sexy beast.....#Padraig#
My best friend......~Nicola~
My other best friend.....~Rebecca~
My third best friend...
My bit on the side .....
My lil onion...#John Murphy#
My chocolate suplyer.....~Elaine~
My dvd buddy..... #Daryl#
My guardian.....
MY molester...
My friend that ill never ever forget...#Paul/Hercules#
My sugar plum....
My striper...
My adorable lil bud.... #Liam#
My shoppoholic friend.....
My sexy biatch.....~Clare~ (again God leave some places for other ppl )
My wee tootsie.....
My lil cutie pie.....~Amy~
My lovely gurlie......
My shot drinking buddy...
My Big Poser Buddy....
My mother.....
My smilie .....~Rebecca~
My siamese twin.....
My valentine.....
My cool dude.... #David#
My chatterbox.....~Sarah H.~
My hot admirer.....
My messer upper....
my best bud.....
My cleaner.....
my fave neighbour.....#Ronan Perry#
My duet partner...~Nicola~
my little gossiper.....
my dance partner.....
my cheat buddy... #James Pratt#
My friend that ill never ever forget...
My male twin... #Jonathan#
My 'ill take a picture of u naked' friend...~Clare~
My bottom locker friend... ~Sarah H.~