the number of letters in your 1st name

1 = your my sexy...
2 = your my ugly...
3 = your my wannabe...
4 = your my adorable...
5 = your my unforgettable...
6 = your my jewish...
7 = your my crazy...
8 = your my crappy...
9 = your my strange...

the 2nd letter of your surname

A - friend who...
B - prostitute who...
C - enemy who...
D - bezzie who...
E - sex machine who...
F - lesbian lover who...
G - gay bum sex user who...
H - tea maker who...
I - hard-core gangster who...
J - drinkin buddi who...
K - super woman who...
L - super man who...
M - baby maker who...
N - child stalker who...
O - tooth fairy who...
P - phoning mate who...
Q - secret fling buddi who...
R - dust bin man who...
S - 'postman' who...
T - 'milkman' who...
U - secret admirer who...
V - lil sister who...
W - mum who...
X - father who...
Y - grandad who...
Z - nan who...

the colour top your wearing

white - had an affair with me
pink - dumped me
black - lives in my shed
red - stalks me
yellow - cut off my hair while i was sleeping
blue - paid me after sex
green - i black-mailed
purple - i rainbowed kiss
grey - laughed while snogging me
multi-colored - got sacked for nicking cash
other color - farted while i gave them head!!

Wat wud u do if i...
Committed suicide?
Said I lov u?
Kissed u?
Lived next door?
Was raped?
Started smokin?
Stole?
How did we meet?
What do u tink of me?
Best memory of me?
How long will we be friends?
Do u love me?
Have I hurt you?
Wud u hug me?
Kiss me?
Fuk me?
Are we close?
Am I loveable?
How long have u known me?
Describe me in 1 wrd?
Have u ever been mad at me?
Wat reminds u of me?
Do u know me well?
luv from

HATE EMO?
READ THIS:

Isnt it funny that when you go to the shops with your friends you
look down at the girl with black jeans and studs but smile at the
girl wearing a a mini with a tshirt that barely cover anything?

Isnt it funny you can change your music taste to impress a guy but
when it comes to a girl who likes her own music and her own style,
you give her a mouthful?

Isnt it funny that a guy can get away with being a gangsta but the
emo gets a mouthful from everyone

are you
laughing?

Isnt it funny an emo can be quiet all through the week but gets more
shit from everyone than the girl who sleeps around and sells her
virginity?

Isnt it funny that you dont mind your friends drinking, smoking but
the minute someone mentions emo music you can give them a lecture on
melodramatic teenage outcasts?

im not laughing

Its so funny that you and your friends can make a girls life hell
and not know anything about the silent battle she might be fighting.

Isnt it funny that you can call emos, punks, goths the retards but
still manage to get through your day without an inch of guilt in
your heart.

HOW YOU CAN CALL A GIRL A POSER, HOW CAN YOU SAY "YOUR NOT EMO" OR
"ATTENTION SEEKER" WITHOUT SPENDING A SECOND TRYING TO FIGURE
OUT
WHY THERE ARE CUTS ON HER WRISTS AND WHY SHE SPENDS HER LUNCHTIMES
CRYING INSTEAD OR LAUGHING WITH HER FRIENDS

keep on laughing

Isnt it funny you can say and do all this without any idea of what
is going on in this persons life

without knowing her situation with her friends

or her family

or her LIFE

BRAVE ISNT GOING UP ON STAGE AND STRIPPING

BRAVE IS NOT SAYING A SPEECH

OR DUMPING YOUR BOYFRIEND

BRAVE IS

GOING TO SCHOOL ON MUFTI DAY AND NOT FOR A SECOND CARE WHAT THE
WHORES AROUND YOU ARE SAYING ABOUT YOUR CLOTHES

ITS LISTENING TO YOUR OWN MUSIC AND BEING PROUD OF IT

ITS GOING THROUGH EVERY DAY WITH THE THINGS PEOPLE SAY TO YOUR FACE
AND BEHIND YOUR BACK AND YOU STILL
KEEP QUIET

ITS KNOWING WHAT YOUR "FRIENDS" ARE SAYING ABOUT YOU AND STILL
CALLING THEM YOUR FRIENDS

BRAVE IS KNOWING THAT TOMOROW ISNT A BRIGHT AND HAPPY FUTURE

ITS ANOTHER DAY OF BITCHING AND DODGING RUMORS

keep on laughing

good isnt it?