Chris Hems

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Chris Hems
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  • Hombre, 21, Mimos 163
  • de Dundee
  • Situación sentimental: En pareja
  • Accesos al perfil: 7.673
  • Miembro desde: January 2006
  • Última sesión: hace 1 semana
  • www.bebo.com/elspillo

Conóceme

Lema
It ain't over 'till it's over
Información
Stobswell RFC for life. Uni. 'Work' at the Balcony/No1. Occasional pint (or two (or multiple of)).

Believe it or not I'm actually quite a shy-person. Especially around people I don't know that well. However if i go silent, something is definately wrong. Please come and have a word....or a pint!



I may appear to be childish and stupid but its actually a cunning self-defence mechanism. If people expect nothing from you then there's no way of disappointing them. They are also amazed when you come out with something clever.

Got a new flat in Castle Street with my awesome flatmates Chaz, Timmy, Nick and Euan. They sort out any problems with my computer. The get kept busy.

Team Face Sex:-
Kiss, Touch, Shoot... then salute MF


Times I've been fired by Jamie: 72
Media naranja
Kieran Bradley

Kieran Bradley

his hair smells of cinnamon

Music
KoЯn, Jimmy Eat World, Billy Talent, Hendrix, Alkaline Trio, Led Zeppelin, Sabbath, Rise Against, RATM, System, Stonesour, RHCP, Biffy Clyro, ACDC, Bloc Party, Linkin Park (I know), Manson, QOTSA, Foo Fighters, Alexisonfire, RJA, InME, Enter Shikari, Maximo Park, Paramore and a bit of hip-hop to remind me of my days in da hood
Films/TV
Matrix, Blade (the trilogy) 28 Weeks Later, Full Metal Jacket, Anchorman, Semi-Pro, 300, Monty Pythons, Unleashed, 13, Little Nicky, Withnail and I, Black Sheep (its a strange film - think Dog Soldiers/28 Days later and add sheep into the equasion), Hannibal trilogy/quadrilogy, The Last Samurai, The Waterboy, Bruce Lee in general, Ong Bak (its the sex), Old Skool, anything else that isn't either The Cottage or Son of Rambow (both awful), Exit Wounds....lots of GBH - awesome

Family Guy, South Park, American Dad, Scrubs, Drawn Together, old series' of the Simpsons, Peep Show etc
Sports
Rugby, Ju-Jitsu every now and again.....hopefully get more in over the summer
Scared Of
Injuries, shots, deadlines, failing uni, sock puppets, getting kicked in the nuts, Timmy (naked), and of course, Drunken Russians.
Happiest When
Playing rugby, out with mates, not injured....
HATES
People touching my ears, people moving/stealing my teddy bear, people talking down to me, skintness
Stobby Boys
I love my Stobby boys (and Kate). They look after me and everyone else on the team and I do my best to look after them. Without them I'd be totally fucked. Truly. I'd have next to no social life, I wouldn't eat. I probably wouldn't (or get a chance to) drink. I wouldn't have got my job in the pub. I wouldn't be the person I am today without them. Cheers

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    What kind of drunk are you?

    My result is: Happily Hammered

    Put a little alcohol into you, and suddenly you’re transformed into little miss sunshine! You love everybody, laugh constantly, and become the life of the party. Nothing can bring you down, and while you may seem a little bit silly to the more sober members of the crow, you could care less. Whether it’s breaking it down on the dance floor, kicking butt at Texas Hold’em, or flirting with the person next to you, you emanate fun and lack of inhibition.
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    • London and pub monopoly!!!

      Epic!

      To sum things up, awesomness! Fucking great night,,,,i nearly go in a bentley, we tried to barricade some aussie boys in the toilets cos they were doing the same thing. Tried to steal a tophat from one of the english guys doing the same. Nearly got ranover, alot! Became a cat. Got drawn alot. kept most my clothes on for the night :o Jason passed out on the train. cant really remember much else...


      fun though

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    • InMe gig

      Dexters last night,,,,me, chaz and caroline start picking out targets (DEATH TO EMO KIDS), mostly guys with stupid haircuts or caps. when the first song started, chaz launches me into the row infront ansd as he pushes me he gets airtime off me into the row behind creating the mosh-pit. Even though shes is "of slight built" Caroline gave us a good excuse/reason the shunt people away - we were looking after her lol. I managed to break some emos nose before the 3rd song with a wee elbow (of doom lol). I also managed to give someone airtime by getting under his armpits and hurling hime away. Good time. It was great. No one stayed near me and chaz (and caroline) for more than like 2 songs. By the 3rd song me and chaz were showing off the guns with sleeves rolled up. One of our targets started taking our side so he got to live. We managed to convince some girl to take her top off (its ok peeps, she had a bra on). When she told us to do the same we just said "No! I'm no skank!" On the 2nd last song our so some little ginger guy shoves a target, who then turns and shoves me. The music then stops, guy in revolution T-shirt gets a hideuosly dirty look and then runs away. There was also a wall of death.....which was fun and im sure led to several concussions.
      The gig was actually quite good too. The gig also proved to me that my shoulder isn't as fucked as I thought



      And Caroline got trampled

      Bring on the emo kids at Enter Shikari!!!!

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    • Bored

      I have very little to do. I don't have many shifts this week, no uni to even pretend about thinking about, rugby 3 times a week and thats it. so ive taken to watching hideuos amounts of tv. its crap.


      im now going to craigs so we can be bored together

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    Chris Hems

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    Ian Mckeen

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    Charles Cook

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    Father Jack

    You are an alcoholic, lecherous, violent and foul-mouthed person who is basically incapable of functioning normally as a human being. Loves a drink doesnt matter what it is except water.
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    Whick UFC fighter are you?

    My result is: Tito Ortiz

    You are the Huntington Beach BAD BOY! You enjoy slamming your victims to the canvas and punishing them with vicious ground n' pound! Also, once your done kickin ass, you get to go home to Jenna Jameson. Not to shabby!
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    The Kittens
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    Loose-head Prop
    "Just Scott"
    Hooker
    "Tour Pisshead"
    Tight-head Prop
    "Adam Jones Wannabe"
    Second Row L
    "El Vice Capitan"
    Second Row R
    "Crackles"
    Blind-side Flanker
    "Babyfaced Assasin"
    Number 8
    "El Capitan"
    Open-side Flanker
    "The Mongoose"
    Scrum-half
    "Boris"
    Fly-half
    "Coach"
    Inside Centre
    "Mocko"
    Outside Centre
    "The Lost Boy"
    Left Wing
    "Tatty"
    Full-back
    "That Guy"
    Right Wing
    "Jesus"
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    Chris is a Zombie Mogul
    Chris' Stats
    4 chumps infected
    2,229 Zombie points
    Feedin' Feed
    May 05: Rich fed Abertay to Chris
    Apr 24: Parky fed Fraser to Chris
    Apr 17: Parky fed Fraser to Chris
    Apr 16: Parky fed Fraser to Chris
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    • KT Shields
      KT Shields

      i mite come get steamin 2moro!! wooop

      RYAN LOCKE IS A SLUT!!!

      xxx

      hace 10 semanas
    • Gonuts
      Gonuts

      U coming 2 Lisa's birthday! Kisses Boris.

      hace 13 semanas
    • Ads
      luv Ads

      i think this countrys squint!!!!!!!!

      hace 15 semanas
    • Ian Mckeen
      luv Ian Mckeen

      HUFFLEPUFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
       !!!!!!!!!!

      hace 23 semanas
    • Ryan Locke
      luv Ryan Locke

      Hemerigarette !!!

      hace 27 semanas
    • Ian Mckeen
      luv Ian Mckeen

      how is chris???? im board at work....got two people in the bar that just wont leave and i want a beer!!!!! thats it really when/are you working on thur night????

      hace 29 semanas
    • Nick Paterson
      luv Nick Paterson

      Alright man hows it going what you been up to any crazy capers? im off paintballing today should be a laugh hows all the rugby??? xx

      hace 30 semanas
    • Ads
      luv Ads

      im back home on sat but i wont be out in dundee til possibly the sunday...see how im feelin" so whats news with u? why are u back home? dont u have uni or somethin like that?xx

      hace 30 semanas
    • Ads
      luv Ads

      hey,got my phone today,charged it up and read some old messages!!! WHATS THE WORD?
      XXX

      hace 31 semanas
    • Lucy Hems
      luv Lucy Hems

      Happy Easter bro! Hope you had fun! I'm off on my D of E tomorrow- the only girl! Eek! Wish me luck, its forecast to piss it down, great! Hope to see you soon, loads of love Xxxxxx

      hace 32 semanas vía Mobile
    • John Jones
      luv John Jones

      hey dude hows it goin ne wild nites out lately???
      hows da knee now?? u goin on tour i tink i will b over in scoyland around 27th so we need agd nite out again

      hace 32 semanas
    • Ads
      Ads

      hey bro, tried 2 call u the other day BUT LISA GAVE ME THE WRONG NUMBER!!!IDIOT!! give her in trouble!! hows things anyway?xxxx

      hace 34 semanas
    • Nick Paterson
      luv Nick Paterson

      hows it going man what you doing with your self hows work going . so whens a good time for a visit?
      xx

      hace 34 semanas
    • Nick Paterson
      Nick Paterson

      hows it going man what you been up 2 any thing exciting?

      hace 34 semanas
    • Lucy Hems
      luv Lucy Hems

      Hey bro,
      Hows life? I heard you guys won the rugby last weekend! Well done! I have a question to ask you but will send you a text later. Off skiing on Saturday - would have been better if you were coming!!!! Your loss I guess! Hope all is well and hope to catch up with you soon - it seems like it's been ages since we last spoke and in a strange kind of way I sort of miss your craziness! Loads of love, Lu Xxxxxxxx

      hace 35 semanas
    • Ads
      luv Ads

      good day to u sir,im doin ok! just counting down the sleeps til hometime! should be back in the uk on the 29/30 april! what is pub monopoly? im intreeged!u will need to teach me!how is every1 gettin on? hows gillian doin? was the bentley allowin u to get uin or were u breakin in2 it!lol!xxx

      "at home with the downies"

      hace 36 semanas
    • Dave Melville
      Dave Melville

      Hey how was London? I know your injured but you heading to training on Wednesday, there's a meeting about Lithuania after if you haven't heard

      hace 37 semanas vía Mobile
    • Dale Whitehead

      www.aojqjtf.koolapeg.info/my/

      hace 37 semanas vía Mobile