A girl
asks
>>her boyfriend to come over Friday night
>> >>> >>>>
>> >>> >>>>and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a
>> >>> >>>>
>> >>> >>>>big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that
>> >>> >>>>
>> >>> >>>>after dinner, she would like to go out and make love
>> >>> >>>>
>> >>> >>>>for the first time.
>> >>> >>>>
>> >>> >>>>* * * * * * * * *
>> >>> >>>>
>> >>> >>>>Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex
>> >>> >>>>
>> >>> >>>>before, so he
takes a trip to the pharmacist to get
>> >>> >>>>
>> >>> >>>>some condoms. He tells the pharmacist
>>it's his first time and
>> >>> >>>>
>> >>> >>>>the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour.
>> >>> >>>>
>> >>> >>>>He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms
>> >>>and
>> >>> >>>>
>> >>> >>>>sex.
>> >>> >>>>
>> >>> >>>>* * * * * * * * *
>> >>> >>>>
>> >>> >>>>At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many
>> >>> >>>>
>> >>>
>>>>condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family
>> >>> >>>>
>> >>> >>>>pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he
>> >>> >>>>
>> >>> >>>>
>> >>> >>>>thinks he
>>will be rather busy, it being his first time and
>> >>>all.
>> >>> >>>>
>> >>> >>>>* * * * * * * * *
>> >>> >>>>
>> >>> >>>>That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents
>> >>> >>>>
>> >>> >>>>house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm
>> >>> >>>>
>> >>> >>>>so excited for
you to meet my parents, come on in!"
>> >>> >>>>
>> >>> >>>>*
>> >>> >>>>
>> >>> >>>>The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table
>> >>> >>>>
>> >>> >>>>where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly
>> >>> >>>>
>> >>> >>>>offers to
>>say grace and bows his head.
>> >>> >>>>
>> >>> >>>>* * * * * * * * *
>> >>> >>>>
>> >>> >>>>A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer,
>> >>> >>>>
>> >>> >>>>with his head down.
>>
>>> >>>>
>> >>> >>>>* * * * * * * * *
>> >>> >>>>
>> >>> >>>>10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.
>> >>> >>>>
>> >>> >>>>* * * * * * * * *
>> >>> >>>>
>> >>> >>>>Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the
>> >>> >>>>
>> >>> >>>>girlfriend leans over and whispers to the
>> >>> >>>>
>> >>> >>>>boyfriend, "I
>>had no idea you were this religious."
>> >>> >>>>
>> >>> >>>>* * * * * * * *
>> >>> >>>>
>> >>>
>>>>
>> >>> >>>>The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your
>> >>> >>>>
>> >>> >>>>father was a pharmacist."

C- you're wild and crazy
A- damn good kisser
N-YOU ARE THE SEXIEST MOTHERFUCKER ALIVE
D-You have one of the best personalities ever
I-You Have A Great Sense Of Style
C- you're wild and crazy
E- You have a nice ass.

A- damn good kisser
B- good all around person
C- you're wild and crazy
D-You have one of the best personalities ever
E- You have a nice ass.
F-People totally adore you
G-You never let people tell you what to do.
H-You have a very good personality and looks.
I-You Have A Great Sense Of Style
J-Everyone loves you
K- You like to try new things
L- You live for pizza
M-success comes easily to you.
N-YOU ARE THE SEXIEST MOTHERFUCKER ALIVE
O- You are one of the best in bed.
P-You are popular with all types of people.
Q-You are a hypocrite.
R- absolutely sexy.
S- have great legs.
T-You're loyal to those you love.
U-You are really chill.
V-You are not judgemental.
W-You are very broad minded.
X- You never let ppl tell u wat to do
Y-One of the best bfs/gfs anyone could ask for
Z-You like it in the butt VERY VERY HARD

Ugly? :
Sexy:
Kind? :
Loud? :
Shy? :
Weird? :
Selfish? :
Ghetto? :
Crazy?:
Nice? :
Mean?:
Immature? :
Feisty:
Rude?:
Cool? :
Brat? :
Stupid? :
Caring? :
Mature? :
A friend? :
More than a friend? :
Talkative? :
Boring? :
Beautiful? :
Creative? :
Smart? :
A flirt? :
A psycho? :
Athletic? :
Confusing? :
Sweet? :
Have mood swings?:
Annoying? :
Funny? :
Hyper? :
Laid back? :
Perfect? :