Name: Rob Foley
Birthday: 26/5/1987
Birthplace: Cork
Current Location: ronnie's gaff
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: used be blonde, has now conformed to fair
Height: 6 foot, maybe
Right Handed or Left Handed: lefty
Your Heritage: Irish
The Shoes You Wore Today: me dubes
Your Weakness: kryptonite. and women... big hairy ones
Your Fears: chasing away the people who love me, talent that will go to waste.
Your Perfect Pizza: round
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol
Thoughts First Waking Up: ....oh man....
Your Best Physical Feature : me hair! softest in the world (OFFICIALLY!) and straight as an arrow. i also have nice eyes, apparently.
Your Bedtime: depends on what i'm up to. generally early enough during college.
Your Most Missed Memory: how can u remember a memory u miss. if this means 'time u miss', then i'm gonna say when i was 3 years old. sweet ignorance.
Pepsi or Coke: coke-a-doodle-do
McDonalds or Burger King: BK all the way
Single or Group Dates: who the fuck dates anymore?? (scorlaith!)
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: nestea, i suppose... never really thought about it.
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate i suppose
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee, and i like it like i like my women. ground up and in the fridge.
Do you Smoke: smoke isn't even the word. try chain-smoke! so yes... yes i do.
Do you Swear: all the fucking time.
Do you Sing: professionally... well.. its how i make my money anyway.
Do you Shower Daily: yep.
Have you Been in Love: very definitely. unrequited, of course, but i'll always love her.
Do you want to go to College: for my sins
Do you want to get Married: bollix to that. i don't believe in cruelty to women.
Do you belive in yourself: in my own existence? why yes. yes i do.
Do you get Motion Sickness: No.
Are you a Health Freak: fuck no.
Do you get along with your Parents: we have our ups and downs.
Do you like Thunderstorms: of course
Do you play an Instrument: professionally.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: maybe a little...
In the past month have you Smoked: .... u joking?
In the past month have you been on Drugs: maybe...
In the past month have you gone on a Date: nope
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yep
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: maybe...
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: i have actually!! i had some today in ucc!! classy college
In the past month have you been on Stage: couple of times a week
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no.

In the past month have you Kissed A boy: nope
In the past month have you Kissed A girl: yep
Ever been Drunk?: of course not
Ever been called a Tease: yes
Ever Shoplifted: i steal hearts and other people's underwear. that is all. maybe the odd lighter
How do you want to Die: for a cause, or for the girl i love.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: whadya got?
What country would you most like to Visit: US, head down to chicago and mississippi, homes o the blues
What's your favourite day of the week: friday or saturday
And you least favourite; sunday. it's always cloudy.

In a girl.....

Favourite Eye Color: blue or brown
Favourite Hair Color: brown
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: just shorter than me, but i'm pretty easy.
Weight: whatever she's comfortable with.
Best Clothing Style: her own.

I'm gonna try to remember some of the infamous quotes made in my presence. Anything i'v forgotten, feel free to enlighten me.

"Guys. Someone's really gonna have to tell me what the fuck i'm talking about!" Toby Kaar

"And for all this, nature is never spent. There lives the deepest darkest deepest darkest darkest greenest deepest things..." Me (trying to quote Gerard Manley Hopkins... not succeeding)

"I'm going out for some cigarettes. I may be several hours"
Rick Kinirons

"The guy at the desk is Indian and he doesn't even get minimum wage. and i think i saw a cyclist"
Rick Kinirons

"Would you like to cut the jugular?" Me

"Fungi is so cool!" Kenny Mulhall

"I am the ultimate being" Ryan Tombaco

"I am porn and bread-pork!!" Me (trying to explain that i was born and bred cork. Again, not succeeding...)

"I am not me!" Me (this was my answer to colm's offer of a glass of milk.)

"Let's prank Buckingham Palace!!" Me

"Man, women's bits... when they're good, they're very good but when they're bad they're shit" Ronan 'fucking' o brien

"Foley?"
"Yes Ali"
"Ehh, how do i put this?... i think there's a ferret in our bed."

"If i had d4 children i'd drown them" Jen o'gormon. 'nuf said.

Marcus; i'll swear on this holy bible!
Chris; that's a window...
Marcus; there's probably a bible inside there, tho!!
Fooley; it's a carpet shop, marcus.

Fooley; That Cork Clinic place in there... do they take blood samples?
Chris; i wud assume so.
Fooley; so doubtless they take urine samples.
Chris; i should imagine so....
Fooley; right. i'm off to take a slash.

Walking around Lockey's place shouting "why the fuck won't the revolution be televised??!"

Dick; how the fuck am i going to reach that? do u think i have arms the length of a jehovah's witness's or something??

Dick; if u, like, got a koala bear and put salt in its eyes and then hit it fifty times, then its eyes would be as bloodshot as lisa's.

Dick; any japanese person, they won't stop koneetchee wa'ing you!!!

Neasa; i have slept with Orlaith so many more times than u, fooley!

Slatz; "i'd love to ride a wan from Carlow... maybe Leitrim. and those Indian wans... ye no, with the hoods."

Mark; "do u no who Omar Sharif is?"
Slatz; "yes, i have admired his work for some time."
Jen ; "who is he?"
Mark; "he's an actor."
Slatz; "is he?? i thought he was some terrorist dude!"

Danielle; "u can't out-leather a Fianna Failer!!" (??)

Rory; "ur the steamist!!"

Rory; "I'm sitting in tingley."

Moi; "hey look... a Dick flavoured hole"

Mark McMahon; ur Lola Bunny, u fuckwit!!

Aaron "Cows are so fucking stoopid!"