Kev Caffrey
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- GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!!! AND LEAVE A TIP!!!
- Me, Myself, and I
- I had someething very profound to say but i forgot it.
I find it hard to trust something that can bleed for 5 days once a month and not die.........
"That's the spirit. Thank you. Thank you for your honesty. Now fuck off and die, you fucked up slag."
IF ur gonna do something wrong, do it right!
“I often quote myself. It adds spice to my conversation”.
George Bernard Shaw
- The Other Half Of Me
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- Filthy Dirty Fuckin Electro, but only on a Tuesday. Boys Noize, Tiga, Sander Van Doorn, Vitalic, Digitalism, Alter Ego, The Coronas, Counting crows, Jimmy eat world, Snow Patrol, Damien Rice, Sufjan Stevens, Josh Ritter, Newton Faulkner, Bell x1, Gavin DeGraw, Declan O'Rourke, Howie Day, The Postal Service, Bloc Party, Plain White Tees, Bob Dylan, Foo Fighters, Joseph Arthur, Joshua Radin, Radio Head, Rob Reid, Magic Numbers, Matchbox 20, paolo nutini, Interpol, Yellowcard, The All American Rejects, The Fray, Mr. Justin Timberlake, Mr. Frank Sinatra, Louie Armstrong, Bing Crosbie, Nat King Cole, Augustana, !!!
- Filthy songs composed while in South East Asia
- The Lullaby, The Poo Song, An ode to Peter Flynn, American Dog, American dog 2, German in the Jungle, Malaria Song, U girlfriends in san dieago, John and Jane, Your Beautiful (in french.)
- IF U FIT THIS DESCRIPTION GET IN CONTACT
- Female, Small, Brunnet, car, over 380 in leaving, willing and able to support my cronic smoking addiction, financially aswell a morrally, ass, love dylan, big ass smile, twisted sense of humour, sarcastic, slutty dancer, good music, a bed anywhere north of foxrock nd south of the canal on week days...
- I love....
- Dylan Moran, Thailand, The Fellowship, Koh Tao, Diving, The build up to a F1 race, Scrubs, Goin 4 a nice, lunch, photos , sarcasm , general kuribayashi, Kate from lost, Jaffa cakes, after watchin a amazin movie, The smell of petrol, Steak, Chocolate moose, Pint bottle of bullmers in the sunshine wit lots of ice! winning risk, waking up 2hours b4 u have to get up nd knowing u have two hours more sleep, findin a new band, little girls, the one thats one too many, the student bar, college in the sun, sleeping in a hammok, the beach bbq in stone town best food i have ever had, getting lifts, a good hair day, knowing u have nothing to worry about for ages...Right now...
- Josh Ritter....
- "And angels everywhere were in my midst In the ones that I loved in the ones that I kissed I wondered what it was I¹d been looking for up above Heaven is so big there ain¹t no need to look up So I stopped looking for royal cities in the air Only a full house gonna have a prayer"......................
...........fuckin deep i know! - Scared of:
- Regret...
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Charlies description of ko Tao Riot. magic
Enter Kevin and Peter, a couple of Irish guys we met randomly on Koh Tao whilst talking about flip flop thieves -more common than you may think.
They were there for the majority of the night and I was standing with Peter on the edge of the bar looking at the sea and involving him in a highly intellectual conversation, as you can imagine at 6am. It was at this point on the beach right in front of us did we see Kevin get bottled by a random South African. I reacted to this reasonably calmly. I walked, well maybe ran, towards the offender and tried to calm him down, he was standing with his back to me so I tapped him on the shoulder. At this moment I got punched, right on the end of the nose (May I add, I have been told that although I got punched I didn't move, I'm quite proud of this). I'm a little hazy from here on in because for the first time in a long time I really lost my temper, my little brother is one of the only people who knows what this looks like -Basically my eyes expand to about double their size and I lose all control- this happened.
The South African, who is a resident of Sairee, Koh Tao, I have recently found out carried on punching people. Anybody who went near him; girls, guys and Thais. Until Raymond Lee managed to harang said South African and sit on top of him. During which time a group of Thai's set on Ray. Much to Paul's disbelief he didn't return aggression and carried on sitting on the man.
Let me put this into perspective for you. The beach was about 8 meters wide. The sea on one side and a bar on the other. There was nobody else on the beach. Within this area there were about thirty or so people fighting, most of them were actually groups holding off guys trying to get at the South African, I was one of the guys getting held off.
At some point Ray had enough of being kicked and stood up freeing the Saffa, I spotted him.
At this point I will turn to Kevin Caffery's quoted description, he was holding me (Irish Accent if you will): "I was there, I'd been holding ye for about fifteen minutes and I was having enough. You wouldn't stop talking about yer man. So I said "Will you do anything" to which you replied "No". See I knew you were gonna do something so the minute I let go of ye you took off straight at yer man. Then you fly kicked him, if i'd known you were gonna do that I would've let you go ages before."
Yes you heard it I drop kicked a man. I have never done a drop kick, never had the desire to or ever thought about how you would do one. But, in my head when I was running at this guy it seemed to make sense. To make things better it worked and I caught him right between the shoulder blades. He fell. I returned to Kev with a smile on my face. Had a sip of beer at which point we looked to our left and caught sight of a flailing mess of arms and legs. A Thai guy doing Mauy Thai was coming at us, you don't know what to do when this happens. It literally is a mess of arms and legs. Thankfully for the confused pair of me and Kevin, Peter charged in a hit the guy with a Haymaker. We were saved.
At that point the police were coming so we scarpered. We left the Island two nights later after keeping our heads down for a while not when we wanted to because Paul missed the boat again, we waited although he had slept in the bar outside of which I was passed out, on a rock.
Koh Tao is a beautiful place just watch out for bottle wielding South Africans and dick-heads that don't know how to ride quad bikes.0 Comments 459 days
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SUMMER 08, THE TOUR:
Bangkok, Phuket, Phi Phi, Chang Mai, Chang Rai, Laos, Mekong River, Cambodia, Ankor Wat, Vietnam, Siagon, Hue, Hanoi, Halong Bay, Bangkok, Ko Tao (for 3weeks) Ko Phan Ngan, Malyasia, Kular Lumpar, Singapor..............10 weeks in paradise.......Go shove ur J1 up ur ass, unbeatable.
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Why Can't I Own a Canadian? (read this quite hilarious)
October 2002
Dr. Laura Schlessinger is a radio personality who dispenses advice to people who call in to her radio show. Recently, she said that, as an observant Orthodox Jew, homosexuality is an abomination according to Leviticus 18:22 and cannot be condoned under any circumstance. The following is an open letter to Dr. Laura penned by a east coast resident, which was posted on the Internet. It's funny, as well as informative:
Dear Dr. Laura:
Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God's Law. I have learned a great deal from your show, and try to share that knowledge with as many people as I can. When someone tries to defend the homosexual lifestyle, for example, I simply remind them that Leviticus 18:22 clearly states it to be an abomination. End of debate. I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some of the other specific laws and how to follow them:
When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a pleasing odor for the Lord - Lev.1:9. The problem is my neighbors. They claim the odor is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them?
I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for her?
I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her period of menstrual uncleanliness - Lev.15:19- 24. The problem is, how do I tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offense.
Lev. 25:44 states that I may indeed possess slaves, both male and female, provided they are purchased from neighboring nations. A friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can you clarify? Why can't I own Canadians?
I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2 clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself?
A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an abomination - Lev. 11:10, it is a lesser abomination than homosexuality. I don't agree. Can you settle this?
Lev. 21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have a defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does my vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle room here?
Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev. 19:27. How should they die?
I know from Lev. 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes me unclean, but may I still play football if I wear gloves?
My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev. 19:19 by planting two different crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments made of two different kinds of thread (cotton/polyester blend). He also tends to curse and blaspheme a lot. Is it really necessary that we go to all the trouble of getting the whole town together to stone them? - Lev.24:10-16. Couldn't we just burn them to death at a private family affair like we do with people who sleep with their in-laws? (Lev. 20:14)
I know you have studied these things extensively, so I am confident you can help. Thank you again for reminding us that God's word is eternal and unchanging.
Your devoted fan,
Jim
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Mr Hip-Hop3 weeks ago
Hey there! You just got VIP Entry!!!
to VIP Thursdays at Sin Nightclub, TempleBar
Spin1038's - DJ WAX & DJ JUMP are hosting a huge VIP Student Event, in Sin Nightclub, Sycamore Street, Temple Bar, on THURSDAY November 26th, 1000 exculsive people will pack the venue as these two heavey weight DJ's go head to head, for what is to be one of the biggest nights of the year.
Watch out for special guest apperances, dancers, massive drink promotions listed below and media coverage.
You are on my friends list, so I would like to give you VIP access to the event, which will also gain you Free access!
Just drop me your name by sms to 086 7811619 and you will get a reply text to show at the door, and a VIP pass will be waiting for you! If you have a couple of friends have them text too.
Drink Promos
€3 All Shots
€3 All Alcopops
€3 Bottles Miller
€3 Pint Becks
€5 Sex on the Beach
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Burn Beach Club5 weeks agoHI (Kev Caffrey)
MONDAY MAFIA
Drinks €2 - Best Student night around!
€2 adm wit mafia pass-Avail from our promo team @ur college!
Doors open 10.30pm
WOBBLE ON WEDNESDAY
FREE Bar between 10.30-11.30pm
Drinks from €2 after!
ELECNO THURS PRESENTS SEBASTIEN LEGER
THIS THURS 12TH NOV
Doors open 10.30pm
Drinks from €2!
pay at the door event!
BLACKOUT UV PARTY EVERY FRIDAY
Doors open 10.30pm
Drinks from €2!
BIG SATURDAYS @ BURN
Doors open 10.30pm
Drinks from €2
ASLAN LIVE IN CONCERT
THIS SUN 15TH NOV !!
Doors open 7.30pm
Drinks from €2!
Tickets onsale now from Burn Beach Club & Food4Thought across from club in Stillorgan!
FOR BOOKINGS OR MORE INFO EMAIL:
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Mr Hip-Hop6 weeks ago
DJ WAX vs DJ AHMED
€3 THURSDAYS
TURKS HEAD, Temple Bar
This Thursday, November 5th we see the launch of €3 Thursdays @ The Turks Head Nightclub
Dont miss this massive night, being hosted in this multi story venue with 1400 capacity, while these 2 heavy weight DJ's go head to head
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Burn Beach Club8 weeks ago
Hi (Kev Caffrey)
THIS WEEK @ BURN ..............
WEDNESDAY -COMPLIMENTARY BAR FROM 10.30-11.30 !!!! DRINKS FROM €2 FROM 11.30!!!!
THURSDAY- ELECKNO A MIX OF TECHNO + ELECTRO!! DRINKS FROM €2 !! DOORS 10PM!!
FRIDAY'S - BLACKOUT -DUBLIN BIGGIST UV PARTY!! DRINKS FROM €2!!
SATURDAY - BIG SATURDAY PARTY WITH SPIN!!
€2 DRINKS !!!
SUNDAY -BACK TO THE 90S LIVE PERFORMANCE FROM N-TRANCE!! DOORS OPEN FROM 10PM
FOR COMPLIMENTARY GUEST LIST PLEASE mail info@burnbeachclub.ie !!
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Burn Beach Club14 weeks ago
(Kev Caffrey)
SEPTEMBER TO REMEMBER @ BURN BEACH CLUB...
BACK TO THE BEACH ...............
END OF SUMMER BEACH PARTY @ BURN !!!
KICKS OFFS TUESDAY THE 8TH OF SEPTEMBER!!
DOORS OPEN 10.30PM
DRINKS FROM €2 EVERY NIGHT!!!
FULLY DRESSED VENUE...
100 TONS OF SAND...
SURF SIMULATER....
DUNK TANK.
FOAM CANNONS....
2 HOT TUBS + JACUZZI........+ MUCH MORE
FOR VIP GUEST LIST MAIL
info@burnbeachclub.ie
DRESS CODE BEACH WEAR!!!!
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Burn Beach Club18 weeks ago
HI (Kev Caffrey)
THIS THURSDAY @ BURN BEACH CLUB!!
LIVE PERFORMACE FROM STAVROS FLATLEY
FROM BRITAINS GOT TALENT!!!!
DOORS OPEN 10PM!!!
DRINKS FROM €2 !!!
FOR GUESTLIST ENQUIRES EMAIL info@burnbeachclub.ie
PAY @ THE DOOR EVENT !!
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Burn Beach Club25 weeks ago
HI (Kev Caffrey)
BURNS GOT TALENT LAUNCHING THIS THURSDAY 25TH OF JUNE !!
If you’ve got an act the you think South Dublin would like to see, then it’s time to apply to Burns Got Talent !! Apply now to audition for the judges and be in with the chance to get spotted by EML Ireland’s top talent agency and pick up a cheque for €3,000!!
Watch yourself catapult towards superstardom !!
Hosted by CELEBRITY DJ RAY SHAH and a panel of 3 CELEBRITY judges !!
TO ENTER OR NOMINATE A MATE EMAIL
info@burnbeachclub.ie
OR CALL 0860569766
LIVE PEFORMANCE
FROM STAVROS FLATLY FROM BRITAINS GOT TALENT ON 13TH OF AUGUST FOR SEMI FINAL !!!!!!!!!! R.O.A.R
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Burn Beach Club26 weeks ago
HI (Kev Caffrey)
END OF EXAMS PARTY ..................
WEDNESDAY 17TH - FRIDAY 19TH OF JUNE !!
BURN YOUR BOOKS @ BURN IN THE CAR PARK !!
NO BALLS ........
NO FOAM .........
NO TICKETS ......
NO BULL SHIT ...........
JUST A SAVAGE SESSION..........
DOORS OPEN 10PM
DRINKS FROM €3 !!
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Burn Beach Club26 weeks ago
Hi (Kev Caffrey)
END OF EXAMS WEDNESDAY 17TH 2 FRIDAY 19TH
OF JUNE !!!
BURN YOUR BOOKS ......
BURN CAR PARK ...
NO BALLS...
NO FOAM...
NO TICKETS .....
NO BULLSHIT ....
JUST A PURE PARTY !!!!
DOORS OPEN 10PM
€3 DRINKS
ROAR !!
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Burn Beach Club28 weeks ago
HI (Kev Caffrey)
THIS BANK HOLIDAY WEEKEND @ BURN !!
OFFICAL HEINEKEN CHAMPIONS AFTER PARTY!!
TO CELEBRATE LEINSTER'S VICTORY ......
ALL DRINKS FROM €2 FRI DOORS OPEN 10PM
ALL DRINKS €2 ALL NIGHT SAT DOORS OPEN 10PM
ALL DRINKS €2 SUNDAY DOORS OPEN MIDNIGHT !!
ANYONE IN JERSEY OR WEARING BLUE CONCESSION PRICE ALL WEEKEND!!!
FOR VIP BOOKINGS CALL 0860569766!!!
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Burn Beach Club32 weeks ago
Hey Kev Caffrey
BANK HOLIDAY WEEKEND RECESSION SESSION
@ BURN BEACH CLUB !!!!!!
THIS SATURDAY + SUNDAY
ALL DRINKS €2 UNBEATABLE PRICES !!!!!!!!!
DOORS OPEN 10PM
ARRIVE EARLY TO AVOID DISAPPOINTMENT !!!
R.O.A.R.
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Mr Hip-Hop33 weeks ago
Hey
Your on my friends list so just dropping you a quick note
to see if you could do me a huge favour!
I am nominated for an IIA award, if you could take 2 seconds
out of your day to vote for me it would help me out so much!
It would mean a lot for me to win!
Click the link below
http://www.iia.ie/net-visionary/vote/8
1. VOTE - Tom O'Connor: DataBackup.ie
2. Put in your name, email, and as Organisation: just put your name
Thats it!
Hope you can help, if not thanks all the same!
Have a great day
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Burn Beach Club36 weeks ago
(Kev Caffrey)
BURN BEACH CLUB PRESENTS ..................
THIS YEAR'S MOST TALKED ABOUT BEACH PARTY!!
1ST OF APR -12TH APR
WED-SAT ALL DRINKS €3 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
100 TONNES OF WHITE SAND
HOT TUBS ..
SWIMMING POOLS ...
DUNK TANKS....
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Burn Beach Club37 weeks ago
(Kev Caffrey)
BURN BEACH CLUB PRESENTS ..................
THIS YEAR'S MOST TALKED ABOUT BEACH PARTY!!!
1ST APRIL - 12TH APRIL WED-SAT NIGHTS!!
ALL DRINKS €3..!!!!!!!!!!!!
100 TONNES OF WHITE SAND!!
PYRO + FIRE SHOWS !!
DUNK TANKS + HOT TUBS !!
BEACH BUGGIES!! C02 FREEZE JETS!!
THIS IS ONE PARTY NOT TO BE MISSED!!
FOR MORE INFO MAIL info@burnbeachclub.ie
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Amy Kelly43 weeks agoHey Everyone!!
Me and Gummy are havin our 21st's in Kiely's Mount Merrion next Saturday, the 28th!From about 8!
Hope you can make it!!
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Have i ever told u how sound i think you are?? Well not very after that comment!! i happen to like exams!!!!! cant wait for them to be over!!!
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