The best of the quotes of the day written in my school diary from 6th year

Aaron the first day back: Shut up, I'm trying to daw!

(at Oxegen)
Shane: Are you from Cork?
Girl: Yeah, where are you from?
Shane: Tipp.
Girl: I’ll give you a tip – fuck off for yourself!

Becca: My leg's stuck....oh I found it!!

Aaron: It's like Bully Day Brendan

Brid: Getting your siary digned is stupid

(when we were all talking about getting our 1st years)
Brid: Thank god Gerry didn't get a girl!!

In English class- "Adrian, you're Othello."

The "eeeeeeee" noise we made when Ms McCarthy came back to visit

(talking about how we fit into high school stereotypes)
Sarah Cleere: The jocks? More like jock straps!!

Mr Moran: Look at Aaron. He’s a model student. When he’s unhappy, he goes out & eats grass & hops around with all the bunnies

(In Business)
Sarah: Will I close the door?
Denis: Close your arse while you’re at it!!

(In the same Business class)
Sure I’m a harmless little divil. – Aaron
I’ll sharpen your face. – Aaron

Stop hugging that jumper like you're in love with it!! - Mr. Moran to Aaron

You think because you have glandular fever you can do whatever you want? I don’t THINK so! – Aaron to Katie

Why don’t you go out & injure your other hand? You could become the ball; they could throw you around. – Mr. Moran to Aaron when he had a cast on his hand

Such a small little man…. - Aaron looking at Brendan

You’re cute! – Eoin to Brendan

(In Business)
Aaron: (to Sarah Casey about the rolls) Do you pluck the chicken yourself?
Mr. Moran: Aaron, you make Lahert look like an intellectual.

(After we got a new Maidhc Dainin sheet in Irish)
And the plot thickens...! – Mairead

(Spelling her address) G-R-A-I-G-U-H- Stick it up your hole! – Brid

Vell!!! – Denis all year

I used to have a rubber duck but it got flushed down the toilet. – Aaron

(In Business)
Aaron: Fuck me pink!
Katie: My daddy always says that.
Aaron: I AM YOUR DADDY.

Who sexy? Me sexy! – Aaron

What am I, a human bra? - Chris Horan when asked if he went to support his brother at a match

Sinead's reaction to getting poked in the stomach: "BOP!!!"

(Talking about writing the diary entry of a new teenage father in English)
Oh my god, she’s up the Damien – Chris Horan

(on Aaron’s birthday) Let’s give Aaron the humps! – Stacey

I walk around eating & if they ask me what I’m doing I say, “I’m lookin’ for me mother!” – Katie talking about supermarket free samples

Oh lay me down! – Sinead

(On Brendan) He’s so wise…like a miniature Buddha covered in hair. – Sarah Cleere

"I sank as far that night as any badger" - Derek Mahon, After the Titanic (or Chris Horan)

You win, Jenny/Katie! You win! - Katie to me & vice versa if we got something right in Business

Your face - Chris Horan in response to anything

Fillet of Francis! - Sarah Casey (I don't know.... )


Tell me anything good I don't have

Jason (all the time): Oh yeah!!!

Jason: If you say la pomme one more time I'll shove a fucking pomme up your arse!

Jason: My hamstring was knottled

Jason: It's the spitting image of her voice!

Jason: Pas de fucking anglais!!!

Jason: Ou est mon fucking muffin?
(they were rank muffins anyway!!)

Adrien: I think the most important thing to have in life is a penis.
Everyone else: What?!
Adrien: The most important thing to have in life is HAPPINESS.
Everyone: Ooooh....

Fiona: But is he any good? Has he got skill?
Jason: Yeah, he eats nothing but fruit.

Jason (all the time): Shit, what if Antony comes down?

Not a quote but....
Sharon: *falls over a plastic laundry sack in the corridor just outside a dorm during nighttime surveillance*
Every dorm: (for about 10 minutes)
5 minutes later
Sharon: *falls over a suitcase in a dorm*
Everybody:

Noel: Qu'est-ce que tu as fait?
Andrew Kerr: Ta mere!

Anybody: *any question at all*
Someone else: Ta mere!!

Kay *at office window*: Qu'est-ce que tu veux?
Rory: Dis a Jenny, "The Nazis took it"!
Kay: *confusion*

Mary (in assembly): It's unacceptable, & we won't accept it.

Antony: *mumble mumble mumble*

Singing/shouting "Father & Son" in the residential area in the middle of the night on the way home from Dunnes!

Jason (after calling Fiona a bitch): Jesus you don't have to take everything so seriously, I'm only messing like. Look - Jenny, you're a bitch.
Me: Okay then...
Jason: See, she can take it, she knows I'm messing.
Me: Jason, you smell really bad.
Jason: OMG, really? Do I seriously?
Me & Fiona:



If I've forgotten anything please tell me!

SATURDAY
Muse
Snow Patrol
Kings of Leon
The Fratellis
The Goo Goo Dolls
The View
Director
The Cribs
Rodrigo y Gabriela
Maximo Park
Mika
The Gossip
Queens of the Stone Age
Editors
Delorentos

SUNDAY
The Killers
Razorlight
Arcade Fire (yaaaay!)
The Kooks
Bloc Party
The Blizzards
The Saw Doctors (N-17! haha)
Daft Punk
My Chemical Romance
Amy Winehouse
Babyshambles
CSS
Klaxons
Calvin Harris
Rufus Wainwright
Bright Eyes