Did you check train prices?

Txt the eagle then get back to work

Inspector, Inspector

Yes, sir?

I was sitting on a park bench just now and I put my coat down and when I picked it up again I found my wallet had gone and ₤15 had been stolen.

Did you see anyone?

No, no-one at all.

Well, there’s very little we can do about that, sir.

D’you want to come back to my place?

(awkward pause)

Yeah, alright.

yas me and gregor and going to deadmau5 too! didn't know anyone else was! Amazin, I'll see you there x

Did you go in mate? I slept in I forgot to set my alarm

the caravan sketch is the best thing ever!

hey ther, no need for apologies, i had a fab nite, ws a really good laugh, was a shame u couldnt b ther. u hav a gd weeknd tho? xxx

do u nt remember seeing me ??
aye but eddie was annoyin .. a wis halfway out the door in ma jammies with the flu n he tells me to hold off for 20 mins so he kin go see carson

heyy did u catch ma disease after gettin in ma car on saturday nyt ?

i really dnt hav the cash m8...which kinda sucks cos it sounds gd...only gt bout 30 ti do me til payday lol

it was 7.19 to be exact and you should be very awake by that time!!! haha

because thats the kinda guy i am!!! haha u gt my text this morning?? me n chris are goin afta work on friday if ur up cinema?

haha I knew you would be the man to spy that line!

It was a rather great time. Hows things been with you my man?

haha m8 that video is ridiculously suggestive!!! very amusing tho

Nah, no one was up for it so I gave it a miss. Got some interesting (Maybe you'll find it interesting maybe you won't) news for you. Gimme a call when you're home...need some sidey love.

CHUBSTAAA MUTHA FUKAA!!! hows it goin matey? what ya upto?xxx

U comin bak 4 this heatgun

Heavy

Gay!!!!!!!!

alritey,aye mate not bad you? how was t n the park?

aye al be pubbn it on sat,,u headn out?