have funn at the X Factor, im not jelous of you at all !!
you must tell me all about it (:

loveeeyou x

i think it would be great
me and ur mum having right great faebook chats.
i might get my mum to get it.
not that she'd ever be able to get her head round it.
pahah. xx

corse i will. im like an educational beaver.
actually, you will be suprised. i have been making considerable effort of late.
obviously wouldnt be up to ur high standards tho (Y)
silly silly me.
i was on ur facebook, ur mum has it ha. made me laugh. i was guna add her. then decided against it. good old MRS.R.

bm x

oh you complete lesbien. i didn't get that message until now. you should of rang me you retard. i could of met u, cos i went to jays that evening, i could have met you before. silly silly boy. !!! we have to nero soon.

i miss you

i saw you today but my bran didnt recognise to come over sorrrrrydudde. and our conversations are not immature, okay if you say so, well actually we have some itnresting ones aswel.
i saw that weird guy from tescos this morning too ahaa
ly xxxx

heyho patrickoo.
well im back from canada and lucky for me i dont have frostbiteee ;p but i had an amaaazing time,seriously the snow out there, it would cover you completley. only joking it was like at my knees, which is still quite alot.
how wwaaas your half term? lng time no speak, apart from our immature msn conversationss.
loveeyouuu x

Yeah i didnt know training was on so i missed it but meh.

See you sunday if there is a game

X

Well played y'day mate

Nice lil tap in you got too.

Haha, see you tuesday, i hope.

X

which has been wacked into a window (my face) so therefore sowelln, and then ran into into a door so therefore double the sowllenness, i look like a foreigner,DO NOT tell mum an dad

loveeeeeeeeeeeeeee you (you so love me) xxxx

GASH!?!?! that is discusting! xxxx

i saw you in town today

Sorry for the slaaap bub (:
friends ?
or does that not happen in patrickland.
Loverrru x

alooo :]

newcastle are goin' dowwwwwwwwwwwn

you playng football next season ??

x

im not naughty
xx

i did it
i put the cake discription up
xxx

you like that phrase eyy,its my phrase alrght CHUM. and im not Bruceeys daughter i was just watching strictly for a bit of homework haha,and that brownie was to die for i remember it noww recovered from your new years night of beng an absolute terrror-im jokng. i have mrs sholt ( i dont know how to spell the name) but she is alright,ive had mr.marsh since year seven so atlast im learing something now haha.what you doing this weeekend boh?
lovess xxxx

Patrick,long time no chattter.Thankyou very much for that wet slap today; sure that doesnt sound rougggh aha. Nice to seee you-to see you nice (your meant to say) geeeeze,anywho must meet up sometime sooon,go find some more fittens in tesco's and m&s,and have another catching smarties competition except fnd somewhere else to get them seen as there is no longer wooolworthss o:. haa we bought my family woolies voichers for christmas as a jokee Seee you later allligatorr, oh and i dont have Mrs.Burgess anymore so u cant answer my funnny surveeey-app she couldnt handle our claaas :S
loveerss u x