I _______ Siobhan
Siobhan is _______.
Siobhan thinks a lot about _______.
When I think of Siobhan, I think of ________.
I want Siobhan to ________ me.
Siobhan will never _____.
If I were alone in a room with Siobhan, I would _______.
I think Siobhan should _____.
Siobhan needs to ______.
I want to ____________ Siobhan.
Siobhan can ______ my _______.
If I could describe Siobhan in a word: _______.
I hope Siobhan never _____.
I _____ Siobhan because_____________.
Siobhan would make a good ___________.
Siobhan is not __________.
The thing I love most about Siobhan is ________.
The thing I hate most about Siobhan is ________.
The best thing about Siobhan is ___________.
I ______ (do/dont) fancy Siobhan because _________.

1) if we wake up in the mornin n look a state, its all gud... we can just cover it up with make-up and vwolla, we are gorg again! guys jus have to deal with it!
2) cheaper motar insurance... cause we are safer, more trusted n jus generally better!
3) we can pamper ourselves and not be called gay
4) we dont have to make the first move
5) we have the gift of child bearing.... but guys dont have to push a child out of their monjewla!!
6) if we get kicked in the crotch it doesnt hurt... too much
7) eh..time of the month... need i say any more... guys have it easy!
its ok if girls meet other girls...doesnt work both ways!
9) cant think of ne more at the mo.... girls... help cause i no there is loads more!

Embarrassing things that happen to me

I think you would be surprised at the amount of embarrassing things that happen to me each week. I seem to be always getting my self into embarrassing situations. The most recent one would be a few weeks ago when I went out for a Valentines Day meal with my boyfriend. I was wearing a really pretty green dress but it was made of fish net kind of material but there was a black piece of material that covered your privates! So we were sitting in a gorgeous, fancy Italian restaurant, when I realised that I had to pee. So I get up from the table but I could feel something caught up. I turned to Dave and said ‘is my dress caught up’, but he said no, so off I went to the loo. You had to walk through the whole restaurant to get to the loo and I could feel people staring at me. When I got into the loo cubical, I looked down, and I could see my own undies!! The black piece of material had ridden up to below my boobs and the whole restraunt saw my undies! It didn’t help that I was wearing a thong!!
Another bad one, which also involved Dave, was when we went to pizza hut for lunch. We had been going out for about a month and a half at this stage. I got the ‘all you can eat’ salad. Dave hadn’t gotten his pizza yet but I started eating anyway. I was about to stick my fork into a tomato when I remembered that sometimes the juice spurts out so I warned Dave. With a mouthful of salad, I shoved the tomato into my mouth, but Dave started making funny faces. I burst out laughing and spat a whole mouth full of salad all over him! It was everywhere!! On the table, on the wall, in my hair, in his hair!! It even got a waitress that was walking by!! Thank god it wasn’t out first day! Humiliating!!
We have builders working in our house at the moment cleaning the bricks so there is scaffolding at the front of the house. One day, I was standing in the front garden waiting for my mum to drive me to squash. I was watching the builders but I was in a stare. My boob was really itchy so I started ‘scratching’ it but it looked like I was stroking my self while looking at the builders. One of them saw what I was doing and winked and then nudged the other. It was only when they were both smiling at me that I realised what I was doing! How embarrassing!
I remember one day a few years ago, me and my friend Doireann went into town shopping. So we went into marks n sparks. So we were looking at all the undies and I saw the biggest bra that I have ever seen. Till this day I still haven’t seen any bigger. It must have been a J or a K or something. So anyhoo we went over to this mama joe bra and I said
“This is so big I bet I could fit my face in it”. So doireann goes, go on, I dare you. So I stuck my face into the huge bra, but when I tried to take it back out, my earring got caught in the lace stuff, so I was stand in the old ladies under wear department with a granny bra stuck on my face, and then low and behold, two old ladies walked by. So I was standing there like HEY, hows it going. It was so embarrassing and my friend nearly wet her self she was laughing so much.
Or, last week, me, Niamh and two of my other friends all went to Bushy Park to take photos for our English poetry project. We decided to take an imagery from the poem and recreate it so I ended up being wrapped in a bed sheet with a scarf on my head on a bridge in Bushy Park Forest. So I posing on the bridge when Niamh came up behind me and ripped of the bed sheet so I was there standing pretty much naked on a bridge, and if that wasn’t bad enough, a family came by. Ye so that was pretty embarrassing.
Or one time, when I was in geography, I was leaning back on my chair talking to the people behind me. The back of my chair was resting on their table but when my friend Eva “accidentally” moved the table I went flying backwards landing up side down with my skirt over my face. Then my “good friend Brona” put out her hand t