Maximus Erectus

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  • from Whakarongopapai east
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  • Member since: August 2006
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♫I am but a farce, a satire of stability...
Me, Myself, and I
我打开了我的眼睛,看到什么是价值的世界。泪水雨水从天上下来
 。
http://www.bebo.com/khableedingballs

^ ^ ^ GET THERE

Auckland -> Westsoiide; Sucks. Balls...
Bleeding Balls -> Band; Kicks. Ass...



Dnt u hate people hu talk lyk dis on da computer wen it takes lyk 0.2 seconds longer to fucking write properly!





W H I T E C H A P E L

















Until very recently, there was a bunny here. I have deleted it, as it seems to me to be a symbol of not only intense Leporideaphilia, but also intense misanthropy.
Fight our Leporidaen opressors; "Break These Chains; That Take Control!"






































How much will does one simply have
To conquer what he's become?
And how many others can say
My fears have become phobias...

My Fears Have Become Phobias - As Blood Runs Black
The Other Half Of Me
BiGg Willy Kalolo Original Gangstah

BiGg Willy Kalolo Original Gangstah

HeeZ DaAH MuttA FuCkeEN BoSS, BiTCh...

Aural Debauchery (Fuck your 'Ear Porn')
The Acacia Strain, AS BLOOD RUNS BLACK, As I Lay Dying, Alexisonfire, ATREYU, August Burns Red, The Autumn Offering, AVENGED SEVENFOLD, Behemoth, Between The Buried And Me, The Black Dahlia Murder, BLEEDING BALLS, Bleeding Through, Blindspott, Breaking Benjamin, Bullet For My Valentine, Bury Your Dead, Cancer Bats (Thanks Carl), CARNIFEX, Cat Stevens, Creed, Children Of Bodom, Chimaira, Darkest Hour, Dawn Of Azazel, A Day To Remember, Despised Icon, Drowning Pool, Eight Foot Sativa, Escape The Fate, Evanescence, Every Time I Die, The Faceless, Funeral For A Friend, Gwar, Hatebreed, HIM, Himsa, I Killed The Prom Queen, Job For A Cowboy, Killswitch Engage, Lamb Of God, Mastodon, Metallica, Neaera, Necrophagist, Neurosis, Norma Jean, Opeth, Pantera, PARKWAY DRIVE, Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, Rise Against, Scars Of Tomorrow, Simon And Garfunkel
(cont'd) this is such a waste of space...
Sinai Beach, Sinate, Shadows Fall, Shai Hulud, SUICIDE SILENCE, Thine Eyes Bleed, TRIVIUM, Underøath, Unearth, Whitechapel...
Mysterious bleeding bolo zog ocf 25-supplier
RIP Zoran David Garelja.
He will be dearly missed by all...
He's got a new bebo account. 6th one...
Scared Of
eg.(a)Ghosts,
(b)Lightning,
(c)Spiders...



the answer is (as is always the case with these cheap questions) actually :
(d) None of the above.
Keen fo
det
I Approve...
also...
Do Despise...
The usual shit people hate, I assume

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  • I stole this off Carl's gal, amanda lol

    1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT?
    Bike crash!

    2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?
    Posters, Band shit

    3. DO YOU SNORE, GRIND YOUR TEETH, OR TALK IN YOUR SLEEP?
    If im in a real unergonomic position, otherwise no?

    4. WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO?
    H E A V Y M E T A L

    5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN?
    no.

    6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW?
    A shitload of cash would be much appreciated

    7. WHAT DO YOU MISS?
    no responsibility

    8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION(S)?
    I likes...

    9. HOW TALL ARE YOU?
    rather

    10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC?
    No

    11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK?
    no

    12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY?
    no

    13. WHAT'S YOUR WORST FEAR?
    Them becoming phobias

    14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR COMBINATION DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX?
    Dark, light, who gives a shit (much)

    15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF PROPOSING?
    Metal concert?

    16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK?
    energy drinkk. (lol)

    17. FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING?
    I lieks summa'dat pizza hut meatlovers. very generic, but its nice

    18. IF YOU COULD EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE?


    19. FAVORITE COLOR OF ALL TIME?
    crimson

    20. HAVE YOU EVER EATEN A GOLDFISH?
    nope. ive beaten one though :L

    21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST MEANINGFUL GIFT YOU'VE EVER RECEIVED?
    oo shiet i dunno (either)

    22. DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH?
    no

    23. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED?
    no

    24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND?
    I seem to have a surplus of quiksilver gear, so ill say that

    25. FAVORITE ACTORS/ACTRESSES?
    -

    26. DO YOU HAVE A PET RIGHT NOW?
    cat

    27. WHAT KIND IS IT?
    yeah ^

    28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING?
    isnt that pointless?

    30. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED:
    nein

    31. BLONDS OR BRUNETTES?
    blonde

    32. FAVORITE QUOTE?
    ill get back to this one - i do have some, but i cant think of any right now"

    33. FAVORITE PLACE?
    i want one

    34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE NZ?
    singapore, oz

    35. YOUR WEAKNESSES?
    energy drinks - cant get enough dammit

    36. MET ANYONE FAMOUS?
    uh.. dont think so

    37. FIRST JOB?
    lol i don't even...(as well)

    38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL?
    yer

    39. DO YOU THINK EVERYONE OUT THERE HAS A SOUL MATE?
    marriage?

    40. WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE YOU FILLED THIS OUT?
    facebooking, and logging into bebo, and seeing an interesting first question for a survey blog, and stealing it, i guess

    41. HAVE YOU EVER HAD SURGERY?
    nup

    42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST?
    my skills as a scholar

    43. HAVE YOU EVER HAD BRACES?
    neither

    44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY?
    well, a pickup truck wouldnt go amiss, otherwise a new gat

    45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT AND THEIR NAMES?
    fuck i am not one of those guys

    46. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?
    hope not

    47. WHAT IS THE BIGGEST TURN OFF OF THE OPPOSITE SEX?
    yes, bad smell and breath

    48. WHAT IS ONE THING YOU LIKE(D) ABOUT HIGH SCHOOL?
    choromanski and ngara!!

    49. WHAT KIND OF SHAMPOO DO YOU USE?
    that schwarzkopf. garnier fucks my hair up

    50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
    its shit. i liked it when it was neat

    51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT?
    salami!?

    52. ANY BAD HABITS?
    aw shit heaps

    53. ARE YOU A JEALOUS PERSON?
    not usually

    54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?
    hell no!

    55. DO YOU AGREE WITH FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS?
    huh?

    56. DO LOOKS MATTER?
    maybeh

    57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER?
    with indiscriminate rage

    58. WOULD YOU RATHER GAIN 58 POUNDS OR LOSE 58 POUNDS.
    hmm... gain it in muscle yes, in fat no. hell no am i losing any though

    59. WHAT'S YOUR MAIN GOAL IN LIFE?
    cash? love? shit i dont even know

    60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD?
    lol

    61. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE?
    idk tbh

    62.WERE YOU A FAN OF BARNEY AS A LITTLE KID?
    yeah
    63. DO YOU USE SARCASM?
    yees

    64. MASHED POTATOES OR MACARONI AND CHEESE?
    mac n cheese.

    65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL?
    h

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  • Antz' Afterball

    Enter - 12:45 a.m
    Get some photos taken while we're still conscious
    Then:
    1)Siddown and have some chips
    2)Grab a Smirnoff
    3)Play some Tekken 5
    4)Rape in Tekken 5
    5)Grab me another Smirnoff
    6)Watch Insomnia on C4, and laugh at 'Grizzly Bear'
    7)Scrap with ZogG
    1:45 a.m
    8.)Put on Bullet For MY Valentine 'The Poison' Live DVD
    9)Simultaneously grab another Smirnoff
    10)Then another one
    11)And another one
    12)Mock Moose about wasted screams
    13)Ray goes to bed
    2:30 a.m.
    14)Hostel!
    15)Go to draw on Raymond, but wake him up
    16)Watch some more Hostel
    17)Go draw on Raymond again, but wake him up again
    18.)Hostel..:Z
    19)Zog goes to draw on Ray, and fails again
    20)Hostel
    4:45 a.m.
    21)Jono goes to bed
    22)Mark arrives
    23)Random as shit; Guitaring(?), etc
    24)Draw on Raymonds face successfully
    25)I can't remember what happened here..
    6:30 a.m.
    26)RANUI DRIFT! (Yeah, antz was sober)
    27)Drop Mark off
    28.)Wake up Jono with really loud Suicide Silence
    29)Zog grabs a Mudshake...
    30)Kevin drops Raymond of home
    31)Grab us some chips
    32)Crash on the couch
    10:30 a.m.
    33)Wake up with a mild hangover
    34)Grab an OJ
    35)Go train station
    36)Go Train to Brito
    11:50 a.m.
    37)Arrive at Brito
    38.)Go BK and grab us some breakfast
    39)Timezone!
    40)Yifan's
    41)Maccaz, for some Frozen coke, and that Ice Age 3 Frozen fanta
    2:00 something p.m.
    42)Train back to Hendo
    3:15 p.m.
    43)Arrive at Hendo
    44)Go Antz'
    45)Mountain Dew
    46)Guitariing!!
    47)Spongebob
    48.)Everybody Loves Raymond
    49)Off, later...










    2 Comments 140 days

  • Stolen blog thingy, which should really be made into a generic Profile-Survey app.


    1.what annoys you the most? Gay people who try to act straight

    2.what is your favourite song atm? Right now, it would have to be Five Months by Parkway Drive. This will change within 3 hours, though

    3. do you own an instrument? Yep!

    4.whats your favourite food? ew i hate noodles. I obviously forgot to delete someone's answer. The answer is in fact: P I Z Z A !

    5. do you have a bestfriend? No

    6. any one you hate? yes

    7. do you have feelings for anyone? No

    8. have you ever been inlove? Not really

    9. have you ever taken pictures naked? no :L

    10. is there someone you really want but cant have? No

    11. have you ever pet a turtle? No

    12. whats the worst thing about your parents? They're all good

    13. have you ever taken drugs? No

    14. what do you hate most about yourself?

    15. last time you drank alcahol? Precisely 4 days ago

    16. what type of alcahol was it? Jack Daniels Bourbon (with my dad and uncle ehehe)

    17. have you ever had black hair? Always

    18. would you flash someone for $50? ($50!?) No lol

    19. who is your fattest friend? ...

    20. have you ever been beaten up? No

    21. what do you miss the most? Not having to be responsible

    22. when was the last time you cried? Like, 67864256345 years ago

    23. have you ever made your parents cry? No, lol

    24. have you ever been sent to the school office? Heaps of times

    25. ever sworn at a teacher? Yeah, but no to Mr warrenson's (or Mr Hales') face

    26. who is the sexiest teacher youve had? Hot teachers? eww

    27. how many people can you really trust? 0

    28. would you risk your own life for a friend? I like to think I would.

    29. are you selfish? Generally, no

    30. how much do you eat a day? No lunch on weekdays

    31. whos bebo passwords do you know? Josh Pinto's

    32. ever been in a long distance relashionship? Nope

    33. whatre you listening to right now? Bond + Bond ad

    34. who do you tell most of your secrets to? I actually don't have anything I would classify as a secret

    35. someone rings you in the middle of the night, who would it be? Sham0?

    36. are you parents married? Yes

    40.who do you live with? Parents and sister

    41. do you love your dad? Hell yeah!

    42. what about your mum? Yes!

    43. have you ever told them that you hate them? Never

    45. do you love anyone? No

    46. who was the last person you dated? ...

    47. do you still love them? ...

    48. when was the last time you talked to them in person? ...

    49. who was the last person you txt? Anthony

    50. are they a good friend? Relatively, yes

    51. did you txt them first, or did they txt you? I did

    52. do you have any siblings? Sister

    53. whatre their names? Rhonny

    54. do you have any family on bebo? Sister

    55. who is the most boring person you know? Gurbinder and/or Mr Ram

    56. have you liked any of your friends,but theyve never known? No

    57. do you think youll be in a relashionship before the new year? Hope not

    58. whatre you excited for? Getting a job, and thus cash, and thus a new guitar/car/pickup-truck

    59. what was the last thing you drank? Coke

    60. finally, anything to say before you leave? Generic profile-survey app, which is in blog form. Whoever made this is stupid, as they took the time to do so, but couldnt spend 5 more minutes making it into an app, which I probably wouldn't have done, if I'm being brutally honest.

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  • Jake Woodward
    Jake Woodward

    hey man! check out my new song "tappy the tappysaurus rex"! plus any other songs you havent heard ;) haha

    2 days ago
  • EnviroLip
    luv EnviroLip

    connurr where you been ow?

    4 weeks ago
  • Anthony W
    luv Anthony W

    i know a song with meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeean guitaring

    5 weeks ago
  • Jake
    luv Jake

    who-whaa?

    6 weeks ago
  • Bowie M
    luv Bowie M

    Heart for Connal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I MAKE WAFFLES BTW

    6 weeks ago
  • Bowie M
    Bowie M

    HOMO PIECE OF ASS lol jokes

    6 weeks ago
  • Sexual Chocolate. .
    luv Sexual Chocolate. .

    What are you on about "Maximus Erectus??

    How are you these holidays mate??:D

    6 weeks ago
  • Bowie M
    luv Bowie M

    soleh

    7 weeks ago
  • Bowie M
    luv Bowie M

    NAAAAH!!!!! WHO DOESNT???

    7 weeks ago
  • Jake Woodward
    Jake Woodward

    hey man can you give me enw song "final interlude" a listen and tell me what you think ? :D

    7 weeks ago
  • Jonathan Wedge 7 weeks ago
  • Jonathan Wedge
    luv Jonathan Wedge

    yoo,
    i had a good idea 4 a song.
    i can remember it, it is good i think.
    not lyrics, tabs.
    and... is bleeding balls still together...?
    lolz

    7 weeks ago
  • Jonathan Wedge
    Jonathan Wedge

    o.O

    sheyat...
    meh... hope i do good then lolz

    8 weeks ago
  • Nagesh
    luv Nagesh

    Oh my

    8 weeks ago
  • Bowie M
    luv Bowie M

    i just hate tats and piercings ok lol

    8 weeks ago
  • EnviroLip
    luv EnviroLip

    lol thought ur skin was twilight.. 0.o;

    talked to wenwei today.. seems pretty proud of talking to Jenny in mandarin.

    btw mrs skelton has loaded the ethics grades onto nzqa :D

    8 weeks ago
  • Jonathan Wedge
    luv Jonathan Wedge

    lolz, meh, it was aiight lol
    i could haver done better, but 4 some questions where i had 2 get a percentage, i would get like... $100 off one if the numbers o.O
    so messed up

    9 weeks ago
  • Jonathan Wedge
    luv Jonathan Wedge

    holidays, we so have 2

    9 weeks ago
  • Jonathan Wedge
    Jonathan Wedge

    dude, we need band prac in da holi's

    9 weeks ago
  • Jonathan Wedge
    luv Jonathan Wedge

    yea haha
    drama costumes XD

    9 weeks ago