Maximus Erectus
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- ♫I am but a farce, a satire of stability...
- Me, Myself, and I
- 我打开了我的眼睛,看到什么是价值的世界。泪水雨水从天上下来
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http://www.bebo.com/khableedingballs
^ ^ ^ GET THERE
Auckland -> Westsoiide; Sucks. Balls...
Bleeding Balls -> Band; Kicks. Ass...
Dnt u hate people hu talk lyk dis on da computer wen it takes lyk 0.2 seconds longer to fucking write properly!
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Until very recently, there was a bunny here. I have deleted it, as it seems to me to be a symbol of not only intense Leporideaphilia, but also intense misanthropy.
Fight our Leporidaen opressors; "Break These Chains; That Take Control!"
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How much will does one simply have
To conquer what he's become?
And how many others can say
My fears have become phobias...
My Fears Have Become Phobias - As Blood Runs Black
- The Other Half Of Me
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BiGg Willy Kalolo Original Gangstah
HeeZ DaAH MuttA FuCkeEN BoSS, BiTCh...
- Aural Debauchery (Fuck your 'Ear Porn')
- The Acacia Strain, AS BLOOD RUNS BLACK, As I Lay Dying, Alexisonfire, ATREYU, August Burns Red, The Autumn Offering, AVENGED SEVENFOLD, Behemoth, Between The Buried And Me, The Black Dahlia Murder, BLEEDING BALLS, Bleeding Through, Blindspott, Breaking Benjamin, Bullet For My Valentine, Bury Your Dead, Cancer Bats (Thanks Carl), CARNIFEX, Cat Stevens, Creed, Children Of Bodom, Chimaira, Darkest Hour, Dawn Of Azazel, A Day To Remember, Despised Icon, Drowning Pool, Eight Foot Sativa, Escape The Fate, Evanescence, Every Time I Die, The Faceless, Funeral For A Friend, Gwar, Hatebreed, HIM, Himsa, I Killed The Prom Queen, Job For A Cowboy, Killswitch Engage, Lamb Of God, Mastodon, Metallica, Neaera, Necrophagist, Neurosis, Norma Jean, Opeth, Pantera, PARKWAY DRIVE, Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, Rise Against, Scars Of Tomorrow, Simon And Garfunkel
- (cont'd) this is such a waste of space...
- Sinai Beach, Sinate, Shadows Fall, Shai Hulud, SUICIDE SILENCE, Thine Eyes Bleed, TRIVIUM, Underøath, Unearth, Whitechapel...
- Mysterious bleeding bolo zog ocf 25-supplier
- RIP Zoran David Garelja.
He will be dearly missed by all...
He's got a new bebo account. 6th one... - Scared Of
- eg.(a)Ghosts,
(b)Lightning,
(c)Spiders...
the answer is (as is always the case with these cheap questions) actually :
(d) None of the above. - Keen fo
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- I Approve...
- also...
- Do Despise...
- The usual shit people hate, I assume
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I stole this off Carl's gal, amanda lol
1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT?
Bike crash!
2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?
Posters, Band shit
3. DO YOU SNORE, GRIND YOUR TEETH, OR TALK IN YOUR SLEEP?
If im in a real unergonomic position, otherwise no?
4. WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO?
H E A V Y M E T A L
5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN?
no.
6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW?
A shitload of cash would be much appreciated
7. WHAT DO YOU MISS?
no responsibility
8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION(S)?
I likes...
9. HOW TALL ARE YOU?
rather
10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC?
No
11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK?
no
12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY?
no
13. WHAT'S YOUR WORST FEAR?
Them becoming phobias
14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR COMBINATION DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX?
Dark, light, who gives a shit (much)
15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF PROPOSING?
Metal concert?
16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK?
energy drinkk. (lol)
17. FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING?
I lieks summa'dat pizza hut meatlovers. very generic, but its nice
18. IF YOU COULD EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
19. FAVORITE COLOR OF ALL TIME?
crimson
20. HAVE YOU EVER EATEN A GOLDFISH?
nope. ive beaten one though
21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST MEANINGFUL GIFT YOU'VE EVER RECEIVED?
oo shiet i dunno (either)
22. DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH?
no
23. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED?
no
24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND?
I seem to have a surplus of quiksilver gear, so ill say that
25. FAVORITE ACTORS/ACTRESSES?
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26. DO YOU HAVE A PET RIGHT NOW?
cat
27. WHAT KIND IS IT?
yeah ^
28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING?
isnt that pointless?
30. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED:
nein
31. BLONDS OR BRUNETTES?
blonde
32. FAVORITE QUOTE?
ill get back to this one - i do have some, but i cant think of any right now"
33. FAVORITE PLACE?
i want one
34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE NZ?
singapore, oz
35. YOUR WEAKNESSES?
energy drinks - cant get enough dammit
36. MET ANYONE FAMOUS?
uh.. dont think so
37. FIRST JOB?
lol i don't even...(as well)
38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL?
yer
39. DO YOU THINK EVERYONE OUT THERE HAS A SOUL MATE?
marriage?
40. WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE YOU FILLED THIS OUT?
facebooking, and logging into bebo, and seeing an interesting first question for a survey blog, and stealing it, i guess
41. HAVE YOU EVER HAD SURGERY?
nup
42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST?
my skills as a scholar
43. HAVE YOU EVER HAD BRACES?
neither
44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY?
well, a pickup truck wouldnt go amiss, otherwise a new gat
45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT AND THEIR NAMES?
fuck i am not one of those guys
46. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?
hope not
47. WHAT IS THE BIGGEST TURN OFF OF THE OPPOSITE SEX?
yes, bad smell and breath
48. WHAT IS ONE THING YOU LIKE(D) ABOUT HIGH SCHOOL?
choromanski and ngara!!
49. WHAT KIND OF SHAMPOO DO YOU USE?
that schwarzkopf. garnier fucks my hair up
50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
its shit. i liked it when it was neat
51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT?
salami!?
52. ANY BAD HABITS?
aw shit heaps
53. ARE YOU A JEALOUS PERSON?
not usually
54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?
hell no!
55. DO YOU AGREE WITH FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS?
huh?
56. DO LOOKS MATTER?
maybeh
57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER?
with indiscriminate rage
58. WOULD YOU RATHER GAIN 58 POUNDS OR LOSE 58 POUNDS.
hmm... gain it in muscle yes, in fat no. hell no am i losing any though
59. WHAT'S YOUR MAIN GOAL IN LIFE?
cash? love? shit i dont even know
60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD?
lol
61. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE?
idk tbh
62.WERE YOU A FAN OF BARNEY AS A LITTLE KID?
yeah
63. DO YOU USE SARCASM?
yees
64. MASHED POTATOES OR MACARONI AND CHEESE?
mac n cheese.
65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL?
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Antz' Afterball
Enter - 12:45 a.m
Get some photos taken while we're still conscious
Then:
1)Siddown and have some chips
2)Grab a Smirnoff
3)Play some Tekken 5
4)Rape in Tekken 5
5)Grab me another Smirnoff
6)Watch Insomnia on C4, and laugh at 'Grizzly Bear'
7)Scrap with ZogG
1:45 a.m
8.)Put on Bullet For MY Valentine 'The Poison' Live DVD
9)Simultaneously grab another Smirnoff
10)Then another one
11)And another one
12)Mock Moose about wasted screams
13)Ray goes to bed
2:30 a.m.
14)Hostel!
15)Go to draw on Raymond, but wake him up
16)Watch some more Hostel
17)Go draw on Raymond again, but wake him up again
18.)Hostel..
19)Zog goes to draw on Ray, and fails again
20)Hostel
4:45 a.m.
21)Jono goes to bed
22)Mark arrives
23)Random as shit; Guitaring(?), etc
24)Draw on Raymonds face successfully
25)I can't remember what happened here..
6:30 a.m.
26)RANUI DRIFT! (Yeah, antz was sober)
27)Drop Mark off
28.)Wake up Jono with really loud Suicide Silence
29)Zog grabs a Mudshake...
30)Kevin drops Raymond of home
31)Grab us some chips
32)Crash on the couch
10:30 a.m.
33)Wake up with a mild hangover
34)Grab an OJ
35)Go train station
36)Go Train to Brito
11:50 a.m.
37)Arrive at Brito
38.)Go BK and grab us some breakfast
39)Timezone!
40)Yifan's
41)Maccaz, for some Frozen coke, and that Ice Age 3 Frozen fanta
2:00 something p.m.
42)Train back to Hendo
3:15 p.m.
43)Arrive at Hendo
44)Go Antz'
45)Mountain Dew
46)Guitariing!!
47)Spongebob
48.)Everybody Loves Raymond
49)Off, later...
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Stolen blog thingy, which should really be made into a generic Profile-Survey app.
1.what annoys you the most? Gay people who try to act straight
2.what is your favourite song atm? Right now, it would have to be Five Months by Parkway Drive. This will change within 3 hours, though
3. do you own an instrument? Yep!
4.whats your favourite food? ew i hate noodles. I obviously forgot to delete someone's answer. The answer is in fact: P I Z Z A !
5. do you have a bestfriend? No
6. any one you hate? yes
7. do you have feelings for anyone? No
8. have you ever been inlove? Not really
9. have you ever taken pictures naked? no
10. is there someone you really want but cant have? No
11. have you ever pet a turtle? No
12. whats the worst thing about your parents? They're all good
13. have you ever taken drugs? No
14. what do you hate most about yourself?
15. last time you drank alcahol? Precisely 4 days ago
16. what type of alcahol was it? Jack Daniels Bourbon (with my dad and uncle ehehe)
17. have you ever had black hair? Always
18. would you flash someone for $50? ($50!?) No lol
19. who is your fattest friend? ...
20. have you ever been beaten up? No
21. what do you miss the most? Not having to be responsible
22. when was the last time you cried? Like, 67864256345 years ago
23. have you ever made your parents cry? No, lol
24. have you ever been sent to the school office? Heaps of times
25. ever sworn at a teacher? Yeah, but no to Mr warrenson's (or Mr Hales') face
26. who is the sexiest teacher youve had? Hot teachers? eww
27. how many people can you really trust? 0
28. would you risk your own life for a friend? I like to think I would.
29. are you selfish? Generally, no
30. how much do you eat a day? No lunch on weekdays
31. whos bebo passwords do you know? Josh Pinto's
32. ever been in a long distance relashionship? Nope
33. whatre you listening to right now? Bond + Bond ad
34. who do you tell most of your secrets to? I actually don't have anything I would classify as a secret
35. someone rings you in the middle of the night, who would it be? Sham0?
36. are you parents married? Yes
40.who do you live with? Parents and sister
41. do you love your dad? Hell yeah!
42. what about your mum? Yes!
43. have you ever told them that you hate them? Never
45. do you love anyone? No
46. who was the last person you dated? ...
47. do you still love them? ...
48. when was the last time you talked to them in person? ...
49. who was the last person you txt? Anthony
50. are they a good friend? Relatively, yes
51. did you txt them first, or did they txt you? I did
52. do you have any siblings? Sister
53. whatre their names? Rhonny
54. do you have any family on bebo? Sister
55. who is the most boring person you know? Gurbinder and/or Mr Ram
56. have you liked any of your friends,but theyve never known? No
57. do you think youll be in a relashionship before the new year? Hope not
58. whatre you excited for? Getting a job, and thus cash, and thus a new guitar/car/pickup-truck
59. what was the last thing you drank? Coke
60. finally, anything to say before you leave? Generic profile-survey app, which is in blog form. Whoever made this is stupid, as they took the time to do so, but couldnt spend 5 more minutes making it into an app, which I probably wouldn't have done, if I'm being brutally honest.0 Comments 165 days
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Jake Woodward2 days agohey man! check out my new song "tappy the tappysaurus rex"! plus any other songs you havent heard
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Jake Woodward7 weeks agohey man can you give me enw song "final interlude" a listen and tell me what you think ?
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Jonathan Wedge
yoo,
i had a good idea 4 a song.
i can remember it, it is good i think.
not lyrics, tabs.
and... is bleeding balls still together...?
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Jonathan Wedge8 weeks agoo.O
sheyat...
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EnviroLip
lol thought ur skin was twilight.. 0.o;
talked to wenwei today.. seems pretty proud of talking to Jenny in mandarin.
btw mrs skelton has loaded the ethics grades onto nzqa
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Jonathan Wedge
lolz, meh, it was aiight lol
i could haver done better, but 4 some questions where i had 2 get a percentage, i would get like... $100 off one if the numbers o.O
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Jonathan Wedge9 weeks agodude, we need band prac in da holi's
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