No 6

It was mealtime during a flight on a British Airways plane.
"Would you like dinner?" the flight attendant asked the man seated in the front row.
"What are my choices?" the man asked.
"Yes or no" she replied.

No 5

A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check
tickets.
As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he
opened his trench coat and flashed her. Without blinking an eyelid she said: "Sir, I need to see the ticket not your stub".

No 4

A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at a branch of
Sainsburys but she couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a passing assistant, 'Do these turkeys get any bigger?"
The assistant replied, "I'm afraid not, they're dead".

No 3

The policeman got out of his car and the boy racer he stopped for speeding, rolled down his window. "I've been waiting for you all day," the bobby said. The kid replied, "Yes, well I got here as fast as I could."
When the policeman finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket.

No 2

A lorry driver was going along a country road, A sign come up that read "Low bridge Ahead". Before he realised it, the bridge was directly ahead and he got stuck under it. Cars are backing up for miles. Finally , a police car comes up. The policeman got out of his car and walked to the lorry's cab and said to the driver, "Got stuck, eh?"
The lorry driver said "No I was delivering this bridge and ran out of diesel."

No 1

A teacher at a polytechnic college reminded her pupils of tomorrow's final exam.
"Now listen to me, I wont tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or serious personal injury, illness or a death in your family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!"
A smartarsed chappie at the back raised his hand and asked, "What would happen if I came in tomorrow suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?"
The entire class was reduced to laughter and sniggering.
The silence was restored, the teacher smiled knowingly at the
student shook her head and sweetly said, "Well, I suppose you'd have to write the exam with your other hand."

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